TheFairyOfTeeth

My other accounts are Tooth Fairy (one piece), Fräulein Turpentine (Aib), and Sardonic Sugar (crk)! My Ao3 account is GlowinLawnchair!!

[thinevmother]

My other accounts are Tooth Fairy (one piece),

Fräulein Turpentine (Aib),

and Sardonic Sugar (crk)!

[soracities]

think it's a deep consolation to know that spiders dream, that monkeys tease predators, that dolphins have accents, that lions can be scared silly by a lone mongoose, that otters hold hands, and ants bury their dead. that there isn't their life and our life. nor your life and my life. that it's just one teetering and endless thread and all of us, all of us, are entangled w it as deep as entanglement goes. v neat i think.

[teaboot]

I live in the northwest coast of Canada so we walk everywhere and do stuff outside in the rain and swim in whatever lakes and rivers we find so imagine my smug sense of Canadian superiority when I met a USAmerican Midwesterner who was horrified at the very thought

And then I went to the USAmerican Midwest

And I understood

[teaboot]

What I mean to say is that it's very easy to delude yourself into believing you are more in tune with your environment when your environment is not actively hostile to your existence in every conceivable way

[teaboot]

BC, Canada:

Rains frequently, but the worst is like standing under a bathroom shower. Genuinely inhospitable rainstorms are uncommon.

Along the coast, it's pretty easy in most areas to walk to at least one store, or else there's usually a bus or shuttle available. There are sidewalks and bike lanes everywhere.

It's a temperate boreal rainforest, so while there are many freshwater lakes and rivers, they're usually pretty cold. The biggest danger is typically getting caught in a strong current, and the most dangerous animals in swimming distance are on land.

Earthquakes happen almost every day, but the vast majority go unnoticed. Buildings are designed to withstand bigger seismic activity, so unless it's a 5 or higher it just kind of feels like having low blood sugar for a second. There are no tornados

Rural Illinois, USA:

One minute it's sunny, then ten minutes later that distant smudge on the horizon has swallowed the entire sky in black clouds and the water is coming down like waterfall and you literally CANNOT SEE. Then there's a crash like cymbals and you need to get indoors because the thunder and lightening are on TOP of you

No sidewalks until you are in the smack dab center of town, which is a three hour walk or twenty minute drive from wherever you are.

There aren't many natural bodies of water other than small ponds and creeks, and because the environment is so much warmer, those are filled with snapping turtles that can grow bigger than a nine year old child and water snakes that are incredibly venomous. These are paired with leeches and mosquitos for that sweet umami flavor.

Sometimes Jupiter, Lord of the Heavens decides to jam his finger into the side of your house just to fuck with your whole shit and throws your truck a thousand yards into the nearest church

[thinevmother]

I live in the Sonoran desert, (Arizona<\3) and let me tell you, the environment IS trying to kill you.

115 degree weather, decade long droughts, scorpions that have killed grown men, gila monsters who can take literal days to release their jaws after biting you. Oh, and the diamond backs.

•Less than 3 inches of rain a year, but flash floods and terrible monsoons when the rain does (finally) come.

•huboobs (dust devils/dust storms) that can cover miles at a time, blinding everyone within them. Imagine a blizzard but instead of snowflakes there’s sand and rocks being hurled through the sky. Look up images, man. It looks like shit out of an apocalypse movie.

•saguaros. Spiny little fuckers who can reach over 60 feet and live for more than a hundred years. I once saw someone hit one with a car, and the saguaro was barely dented. The car however looked like a crumpled tin can.

•sun spiders. I hate those little freaks. Look them up. They’re the love child of a scorpion and a spider and sometimes chase people down.

•the sun is so hot that one time I set out a lump of cookie dough on a metal platter under the sun and when I came back at midday the cookie was baked. It’s so hot here that if you stand still for too long the rubber of your shoes will literally melt onto the concrete and stretch like pieces of chewed gum.

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[throathole]

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

[throathole]

INCREDIBLE response

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[pukicho]

Please stay

[real-language-facts]

it's called the weekend because it is a time when you're weakened

[sycamorality]

i think you should post about rain world again you're boring as fuck dude

?????

[sycamorality]

i named the wolf your ask

[sycamorality]

[belovedgamers]

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

[thinevmother]

Even worse when their plan is accepted and then 15 seconds later one of them dies brutally. Shoutout to Law and Corazon, Bruno and Trish, and (for the ops version) Reze and Denji</3

[orcboxer]

knuckle tats that say I HAD A DREAM I HEARD A NOISE IN THE OVEN OF MY CHILDHOOD HOME AND I OPENED THE DOOR AND IT STRETCHED BACK SO FAR I COULD NOT SEE THE BACK BUT THERE IN THE GREASY DARKNESS TANGLED IN THE THIN METAL BARS OF THE RACK MY BROTHER AS HE WAS IN CHILDHOOD STARED BACK AT ME WITH EYES CONFUSED AND UNCERTAIN AND I FEARED FOR HIS SAFETY SO I CRAWLED INTO THE OVEN MYSELF TO UNTANGLE HIS BROKEN LEGS AND PULL HIM TO SAFETY AND THE SCRAPING SOUND OF MY PROGRESS ECHOED OFF THE WALLS AND CARBON AND GREASE COVERED MY HANDS AND MY SHOES KEPT SLIPPING BETWEEN THE GAPS OF THE RACK AND I HEARD FOOTSTEPS JUST BEYOND THE OVEN DOOR AND A FACE I DID NOT RECOGNIZE PEERED INTO THE CHAMBER AND SAW ME

[chongoblog]

[freakoutgirl]

This is how June is going to feel

[freakoutgirl]

ngl June has ended up feeling more like this

[cryptotheism]

I bet gargoyles have like, maybe 2 pounds of edible meat on them max. And the meat isn't that good it's like a a gritty oyster.

[thinevmother]

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[a-book-of-creatures]

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

[justnoodlefishthings]

mr president another dril tweet has manifested itself into reality

[justnoodlefishthings]

[dcartcorner]

PHM x TMA (1)