Someday there will be content..

he/they, tryna save enough mana to cast "content"

[skronklpus]

I have provided all the context necessary . Please no more questions

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[thingring]

"Same hair type"

Yeah Dabbih (bigger bae) is NOT gonna take advice from his scrawny dancestor on how to take care of his hair. It's HIS choice to look messy. Hopefully, his moirail won't hear this bastard's apologetic yapping or he'll have to comply with her wishes.

[glitteringcrab]

Morty is so dumb that...

1. He regularly disarms Rick's neutrino bombs. The first time he did it it was completely on the fly, no prior experience. Yet, he did it.

2. He has a knack for learning alien languages... as for the tree people in the battery dimension, it was obviously done without any sort of translator or support. (And he took over as their leader)

3. He's quick on his feet and can think his way out in a stressful situation, figuring out things that Rick can't and coming up with innovative solutions.

4. He figured out how to use a portal gun.

5. He can figure out how machines he's never seen nor used before work, and employ them successfully.

6. Beat Rick (smartest man in the universe?) in a board game.

7. Can manipulate said "smartest man in the universe", if he so chooses.

8. Became a successful stock broker. Out of the blue. Just did it.

9. Run. Whole. Freaking. Civilizations (and also toppled them as Marta)

10. Pitches good ideas that Rick typically ignores

11. When suddenly becomes motivated to try, he is good at math

12. His ideas were good enough that he would have gotten a deal for a movie production...!

13. His default intelligence is maxed out.

...At this point, it's only a matter of time before he starts making his own inventions, Eyepatch-Morty-style.

GUYS.

The only reason we've been thinking that Morty is stupid is that Rick has been calling him stupid repeatedly.

Sure, Morty does plenty of dumb stuff, but so does Rick. Rick has the emotional intelligence of a four year old and throws tantrums of cosmic proportions whenever slighted (vat of acid? submit to the selfie?), while often going ahead with complicated, innovative ideas... that in reality solve nothing and are a waste of time (Pickle Rick?? Leg Rick?? Cloning his own daughter? The dumb time-loop in his own dimension? Replacing himself with a robot? Creating a robot ghost to scary Mr Poopybutthole instead of just telling him to leave??) Not to mention his many incredibly lame jokes.

Everyone does dumb stuff occasionally!!! No one is an impeccable genius of non-stop moments of brightness!! (even Eyepatch Morty, the most cautious character, the character who has made basically NO MISTAKES up to now, sounds dumb a couple of times: "I'm gonna do the thing I wanna do, with the curve thing" and "My biggest fear is other people being afraid. Of fear. Itself." lol).

If Rick hadn't been calling Morty a freaking idiot with every breath available, we wouldn't be thinking "oh look haha the moron became a stock broker, what a joke, must be some sort of fluke"; we would be thinking "what an incredibly gifted kid".

We would attribute Morty's many mistakes to lack of experience, to lack of wisdom, to youth, to enthusiasm, to idealism, to teenager hormones, to acting hastily.

We would wish to see him eventually mature, apply his time and effort to worthwhile endeavors instead (mainly) of inane teenage stuff. We would wish to see him do well in school, we would wish to see him reach his full potential and succeed in great things.

Only Rick keeps pounding our heads with how stupid Morty is, and all of Morty's successes are never mentioned again, but getting lost to oblivion in comparison to Rick's (who has 60+ years more experience) genius.

WE VIEWERS ARE BEING UNWITTINGLY MANIPULATED THE EXACT SAME WAY MORTY IS.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

[neon-chemicals]

What does it mean to be queer in Alternian Society?

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This is a weird question to some people, who will obviously point to Kanaya being a lesbian, all of the other trolls being some flavor of pansexual seemingly

My issue with that reading is that Alternian Society does not care about gender or sexuality in a meaningful enough way that would give credence to homo/lesbo/bi/panphobia being A Widespread Massive Thing and example of such a thing are very few and far between (Sorry Porrim)

So what does it mean to be queer in a society where us human’s definition of queerness is the norm, well it comes down to a simple statement:

Alternian Society is a Puritanical Fascist Nightmare where there are literal empire sanctioned ways you are supposed to love each other.

The Quadrant System itself is alien heteronormativity

Now does that mean that quadrants are bad? Does that mean that everyone needs to stop using labels to define how they love/hate someone? No! Of course not

Clearly these labels work for certain trolls, having a definition for something can be really helpful and comforting and that is OKAY. What isn’t okay is the fact that the government and society is built not only around the idea that there are only four distinct kinds of affection that NEVER cross over, but the addition that any bleed or cross over between them is DISGUSTING AND WRONG.

PDA is disparaged in troll society as we see a couple times in the main comic but also any kind of complicated feeling between two quadrants as simple as matesprits having an argument is called out as a perversion

“Vacillation”

That word is used to shut down any kind of emotion that is outside the four walls of a quadrant. You are a disgusting weirdo for having emotions outside of the ones you’re supposed to have.

I believe it’s one of the many tools the empire’s propaganda machine uses to keep people apart to stop critical thinking and emotional development to keep all of the worker bees in line and disgusted with any outsider to the societal norms

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What this mindset does is drive people towards on direction: Shameful Obedience

Being told you’re wrong and being forced into a box will break a spirit and have them keep their head down and keep their feelings inside, as the empire would want

The few that rise up, that ask questions or choose to define themselves outside the norm (The Signless and The Disciple) are dealt with the same way the empire deals with any insurrection, they are culled, or the lucky ones, likely highbloods, will face being socially ostracized, and if all goes well for the empire they will shut up and follow the status quo like they’re supposed to, and if they don’t?

I’m sure the empire isn’t likely to give second chances.

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So what does it mean to be “quadqueer” “quadbreakers” or “quadsmearers” what does it mean to be more

It means that you don’t feel comfortable in a box, it means sometimes you feel more than hatred more than love or pity you feel so many things a rainbow of emotion.

It means your relationships don’t need names (unless you want to give it one, a special name or general indication) you just have people you care for, instead of quadmates you just have, mates.

And to reiterate doesn’t mean that liking the label of quadrants is wrong, it’s okay to want to have a definition for your feelings. Labels are not the problem, the government using labels to stomp out the unconventional is the problem

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Anyway all y’alls fantrolls are troll straight/j

[pineappical]

i've always wondered what human speech would look like visually in the POV of eridians in the same way eridian speech is written as music notes in the book and my favorite version of it i've seen in fics is when words are written as phonetics in rocky's POV :-) oh and also that one post about rocky and grace figuring out random words they can say in the other's language

[slushie-slam]

i sentence everyone on tiktok to 1000 years media literacy classes

[catboymoments]

I have a board on pinterest called "boiling isles ass fashion" that I use for collecting clothing items that remind me of things that witches in the owl house would wear, and while I dont do much toh anymore I think my curation is pretty good and I wanna share it with other people heh

[artistposereferences]

Crutches poses

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[kamiart]

Wanted to draw the doubles team I made in Champions :3

May not be the best team competitively, but its fun to pull Simple Beam strats + After You on Lopunny when my Trick Room is down

God I wish we had 6v6

[l0rdgumby]

PSA the "si" in shared YouTube links stand for Seal Indicator. This means there is a nefarious seal tracking your information and will give YouTube your data in exchange for fish. Please remove the part after "?si=" before you click on it or share the link with others because it is a tracking token!

[docileroamer]

dog poetry

[sammjammin]

happy 413 yall

[stimpry]

OH MY GOD PH HY GOD OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[musashi]

So, Cheeseburger died on November 21st after an unfairly short battle with an unfairly rare cancer that is rarely seen in cats. I only got to spend a month with him after his diagnosis, and losing him has been the greatest heartbreak of my entire life so far. He was my best friend and my soul cat, and he was there for me when I was completely alone, for twelve long years.

I made this transparent PNG the night he died in preparation for one of the many ways I was going to memorialize him--a surface rug in his likeness that I planned on laying directly in the line of his favourite sunbeam. And I uploaded that PNG here, because this is the website where people post their cats.

I was not expecting the reception I got. Many people have pointed out that this post has more reblogs than likes, and how insane that is in 2025 when reblog culture is at an all time low. I didn't even talk about the fact that Burger passed away in the original post, it wasn't a tearjerker reblog bait or anything like that. People just loved Burger that much, in the same way I fell in love with him at first sight. He was such an ugly kitten.

Anyways, it's really special to me that so many people have reblogged my best friend. I made this PNG to memorialize him in a completely different way, and you all wound up doing just that in ways I never even imagined.

Thank you. Wherever he is, I know the sun is shining.

[thingring]