Things characters have definitely said

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[incorrectrotgquotes]

Your victory might've been glorious, but it will also be short.

North when Pitch is winning

[aquos-18]

Angel Dust : I am a responsible adult! Husk: *raises brow* Angel Dust : I am an adult.

[things-characters-definitely-say]

Astrid: You know, Fishlegs brings Ruffnut flowers every day.

Hiccup: He does?

Astrid: I wish you’d do that sometimes.

[later]

Hiccup: *handing Ruffnut a bouquet*

Ruffnut: ???

Hiccup: I’m just as confused as you are.

[gavinisqueer]

Nines: I will not be using a loophole. As always, I will be using the main hole or no hole. I choose no hole.

Gavin: You said 'hole' way too many times.

Connor: And that's coming from Gavin.

Nines: Yes, that is concerning.

[things-characters-definitely-say]

Snotlout: I didn’t punch him because he’s gay. I punched him and he turned out to be gay afterwards.

Eret: I was gay when you punched me!

[ladyluxorambles]

Kidnapper, on the phone: We have Steven.

Pearl: DON’T HURT HIM!

Kidnapper: I would never hurt him. He made me believe in myself.

Kidnapper: I’m going to be a painter.

Steven, in the background: you can do it!!

Kidnapper, tearfully: where can I bring him to you?

[things-characters-definitely-say]

Timon: I never understood why anyone would want kids until I got a stupid kid myself. Timon: I've only had Simba for a day and a half and if anything happened to him, I'd kill everyone in the Savannah and then myself

[things-characters-definitely-say]

Tooth: Jack’s been kidnapped!

Bunny: You can’t kidnap an orphan. They’re not even wanted.

[chaoticace2005]

Emily: ARE YOU-

Sir Pentious: fucking

Emily: KIDDING ME? YOU COMPLETE-

Sir Pentious: fucking

Emily: IDIOT! YOU-

Sir Pentious: asshole

St. Peter: ... I'm sorry, what the fuck?

Sir Pentious: Miss Emily doesn't like swearing, so I'm helping her out.

[incorrectrotgquotes]

I'm assuming that's a joke. I'm ignoring you for time reasons.

Bunnymund to Jack Frost

[things-characters-definitely-say]

Vaggie: Okay, run this by me again. How did you run over Alastor? Lucifer: Charlie and I were going for a drive and I saw him crossing the road. Lucifer: So I said “Charlie, deer.” Vaggie:…And then what happened? Charlie:…I said “yes, Dad?”

[things-characters-definitely-say]

Jack: Seriously, all you do is bitch. Bunny: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation, okay?

[incorrectrotgquotes]

Jack Frost: Bunny, relax, come on. When have I ever let you down?

Bunnymund: Constantly.

[sexycraisinthanos]

Merlin: You three. Explain. Now.

Eggsy: It was Harry.

Whiskey: It was Harry.

Harry: It was Harry.

Merlin: ...

Harry: Damn.

[sexycraisinthanos]

Eggsy: Do you have any idea what I’m capable of?

Whiskey: Don't take this personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

[sexycraisinthanos]

Eggsy: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Roxy does?

Eggsy: I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?

Merlin: If Roxy were to jump off a cliff, she would've done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes.

Merlin: If you see Roxy jump off a cliff, by all means.

Merlin: Jump off a cliff.

Eggsy: You jump off a cliff.

Merlin: Gladly.

Merlin: Provided Roxy did first.

[sexycraisinthanos]

Ginger Ale, pointing at Harry: No Elton concert for you.

Ginger Ale, pointing at Merlin: No singing for you.

Ginger Ale, pointing at Whiskey: And...oh my god.

Ginger Ale: Is there anything that you love?

Whiskey: Revenge.

Ginger Ale: No vengeance for you!