Things I Hear in the Break Room

Without context, quotes taken from the break room, word for word from the people in my office, displayed typographically.

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Subtle! #familyguy #simpsons #crossover

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"How's the diet going?" 😂 #diet #fail #SpongeBobSquarepants

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When you arrive at the club! #party #spongebob #SpongeBobSquarepants #club

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Attention seekers on Facebook be like 😂 #attentionwhores #attentionseekers #facebook #fairlyoddparents

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Explaining the #british summer! #rain 😂😂😂

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Remember that time when Spongebob was straight up savage? 😂 #SpongeBobSquarepants #savage #funny #spongebob

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Trying to explain when you've done something wrong! 😂 #AmericanDad #tv #funnyvine #totallyrelatable

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Me trying to adult - "...cook?" 😂😂😂 #cartoon #funny #cartoonnetwork #adventuretime #adulthood #adulting

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Me when I have kids! #monstersinc #MonstersU #MonstersUniversity #funny

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What are #familyguy even on? 😂😂😂 #familyguyvines

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When #fox #foxtv FOX straight up stopped trying with TV prizes! 😂😂😂

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Even the announcer in between shows slates Twilight 😂 #e4 #twilight

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Starting to feel the #christmasspirit #christmas #SpongeBobSquarepants #spongebob

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I am not a #beefcake I'm just a #cupcake #dexter #dexterslaboratory #90skid #cartoon #cartoonnetwork

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Blocking out the bitches like... #dexter #dexterslaboratory #childhoodmemories #childhood #funny #cartoon

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That #monday #mondayfeeling #tomska #turbopunch #shoot #shootallyourproblemsaway #funny