Things Overheard at 3509

When two Slytherins, one Gryffindor and a Ravenclaw get together over martinis, these are the things you'll overhear.

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I was with her getting Thai food when this big black guy goes 'Ummmm, Rachel?'

#crazyrachel #wildforwild #workchristmasparty #ninoniederreiter #thingsoverheard

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Even if I was Amish, I don't think I would have pube shorts.

#manscaping #longhairdontcare #pubeshorts #thingsoverheard 

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“As if I needed another reason to stay on vacation, the entire New Zealand Rugby team just showed up at the airport. #THIGHS”

Z - “Light or dark meat?”

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“You don’t get a bruise that size on your ass unless you’re having a good time”

#MiamZ #ohship #dibsonthedeckhand #naughtynautical #brolo #dirtythirty #thingsoverheard

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I’m kind of into the sheriff. In like a sexy way.

#strangerthings #officerhottie #10-4 #strangerdanger #handcuffs #thingsoverheard #hotcop

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"Your body is probably 75% fried chicken"

#winnerwinner #nashville #honkytonk #youarewhatyoueat #withalittlebitofchickenfried

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You guys! Kip Moore. Straight to the loins.

#somethinboutatruck #tinatingles #one #kingcabin #thingsoverheard

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"My Big Frat Greek Wedding!" "It's basically the name of your porno"

#brolo #brosonlyliveonce #kingcabin #thingsoverheard 

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Fuck it out.

#whenindoubt #kingcabin #thingsoverheard #dtf 

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I pre-ordered Kip Moore's new album because it came with a tank top.

#fifthroommate #one #browncountyfair #brocowboy #thingsoverheard

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S was the voice of reason all night. I was the voice of hammered.

#loopyourmom #fifthroommate #thingsoverheard

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I'm just going to pour this vodka shot in my whiskey and hope it disappears

#hocuspocus #collegenatalie #thingsoverheard

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I could be slutty with you but we aren't slutty people.

#halftruth #weareourchoices #thingsoverheard

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Remember how we asked for waters and never got them? I think it's a sign.

#daydrinking #danger #thingsoverheard

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Literally me having sex with you is risking my life.

#nooffense #ragingUTIs #dontwreckyourself #thingsoverheard

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I kind of feel like we're going to be the party. I don't want to hype it up but it happens to us a lot.

#highopinionsofourselves #partyintheUSA #thingsoverheard

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That's one of those stories that would be the start of a This American Life episode.

#weloveira #thingsoverheard