A Fly on the Wall and His Friends

I'm a quiet person listening to loud people

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New Dating Strategy

Best first date - Go to therapy together - "Oh, we both think life is meaningless! Let's run away and listen to The Cure forever" #monday

— Geoffrey Asmus (@filthyson) January 13, 2014

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When he's not tweeting about weed Doug Benson is awesome

Just caught up with the Kardashians. Still a bunch of assholes.

— Doug Benson (@DougBenson) January 12, 2014

[joshanddrake]

[2charmz]

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My childhood and adult life are colliding and I don't know what to do!?!

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Fake Girls

Fake girls be like... pic.twitter.com/YPiAe4f48p

— Funny Tweets™ (@autocorrects) January 14, 2014

[anthatesyouall]

[ichewyouupandispityouout]

[rapgeniustumblr]

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Ego much?

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Great One-Liner

"well you know, i just have one of those faces"--a serial killer talking about his face collection

— Toler Wolfe (@oswolfe) January 5, 2014

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The difficulties of living in apartments.

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The Struggle

Help me, Microsoft Office Paper Clip...you're my only hope.

— Garyz (@garolb) January 7, 2014

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Colbert At It Again

Don't believe the marijuana threat is real? Then why did I develop glaucoma the same day they announced medicinal marijuana in New York?

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) January 7, 2014

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MY DAD DOESN'T REALLY LIKE OBAMA.

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Depressed Friend - And then one day, I did it (masturbated) three times. I was in a dark place, man.

We all have that line that we try to never cross.

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Forgetful Edward Snowden.

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Guy - I would rather run out of food than good weed.

Younger me agreed so hard to this ideology.

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Important Questions

Do terrorists blush when you call their personality 'explosive'? #thoughts

— Geoffrey Asmus (@filthyson) January 6, 2014