ΤΗΙ ΚΑΛΛΙΣΤΗΙ.

mirai diskordia. || 23. || post-sburb || written by rainmaker || 18+ recommended, nsfw tagged. || Sideblog to jackalsmoked. 

[figmentedink]

your magic by figmentedink

[realtrashwitch]

this is so reassuring but simple and touching and cute af you guys

[dark-mlm-suggestion]

With a heavy sigh, he emerges. A crown of antlers engraved with ancient secrets reach for the stars - glistening in twilight dew that’s painted in the blood of the fiery sunset. The spirit of the forest beckons you with silent whispers that pierce your mind as he looks out to his domain. Sever your ties, and join him in eternal reign.

[thirdcaballero]

wcrldgalvanize:

thirdcaballero:

> Eating popcorn.

Mirai, be civilized.

you’re worried about the wrong issue, sibling mine. i don’t need to do anything, the Rain is already here and oh. oh loki. It’s gonna come down Biblical.

[thirdcaballero]

> Eating popcorn.

[pastelgalleria]

[thirdcaballero]

oh sure, when she speaks the Broodfester Tongue, it’s ‘so damn cool’, but when I’m doing it I’m ‘being a nuisance and need to stop ruining Sunday Mass’.

[thirdcaballero]

giant oxygen breathing squid-based plots are for hacks and failed demigods.

[thirdcaballero]

“turbotwink”. i’m upset.

[thirdcaballero]

good to see Shay’s still as recalcitrant about opening their mind as they’ve always been. for an experimental musician, they seem a little against widening their mind.

[wcrldgalvanize-blog]

Hey. It’s Shay. Resident Archbanger of Flow, trying to get a promo through this wild-assed multiverse. Talk at me.

[dark-mlm-suggestion]

Had you known from the start that you’d fall in love, you would have run. The love you two shared was forbidden; you risked your halo even associating with a dark creature like him. You never imagined his touch could be gentler than the most delicate feathers, and his words sweeter than the most divine candy.

Had you known from the start how wonderful loving him would be, you’d never consider running.

[meatee]

ur not a god, ur delusional and ur not helping urself by lying

Ok but consider this: can you prove me wrong?

[thirdcaballero]

hellshackled:

thirdcaballero:

…to put it delicately, “rectifying FUBAR’d situations”; usually brought about by my consorts being a touch too trigger happy. my lieutenants are usually good at de-escalating, but if i had a caegar for every “situation that got out of a lieutenant’s control”, well, i’d be able to replace a few sets of ruined shoes.

that seems like too much trouble but im glad you like those says. do you get to do things you usually don’t?

well, keeping the wheels of a faith that adulates chaos is a very busy vocation, but frankly, i wouldn’t give it up for anything. sure, sometimes the flock gets unruly in places, but... it’s all part of the ride, and chaos wouldn’t be chaos without occasional misfortune.

as far as “things i usually don’t”, well, the only things i abstain from, i abstain from out of moral reasons-- and excepting those, there isn’t really much i can’t do if i put my mind to it for a little bit.

[thirdcaballero]

hellshackled:

thirdcaballero:

haaaaa, relatable. i mean, my organization is at a point where it’s practically self-sustaining, i just attend meetings and dole out commands nowadays… but sometimes, a situation goes south enough that you need to make a personal appearance and do the grunt work yourself.

sometimes, i love days like that.

what kind of work is it?

...to put it delicately, “rectifying FUBAR’d situations”; usually brought about by my consorts being a touch too trigger happy. my lieutenants are usually good at de-escalating, but if i had a caegar for every “situation that got out of a lieutenant’s control”, well, i’d be able to replace a few sets of ruined shoes.

[kristensnotebook]

[thirdcaballero]

hellshackled:

thirdcaballero:

you’re not lying in the slightest. especially given sometimes you really do need that ‘turn it off and turn it back on again’ effect once you ascend proper.

i should probably sleep less and focus more on my actual work but the allure of waking up refreshed is just too strong

haaaaa, relatable. i mean, my organization is at a point where it’s practically self-sustaining, i just attend meetings and dole out commands nowadays... but sometimes, a situation goes south enough that you need to make a personal appearance and do the grunt work yourself.

sometimes, i love days like that.

[thirdcaballero]

hellshackled:

thirdcaballero:

most of the time. i usually get a couple days a week where i’ll sneak in six or seven hours; maybe 3 days a week if i’m lucky. technically i don’t even need to do it, but it helps to have something to remind me i used to be human, y’know?

yeah i know what you mean

besides sleeping feels really good even if you dont need it to function

you’re not lying in the slightest. especially given sometimes you really do need that ‘turn it off and turn it back on again’ effect once you ascend proper.