currently daydreaming @thirdclasssuperhero - Tumblr Blog

I drank beer and relaxed today.🍺🐌♪ 今日はビールを飲んでのんびりしてたよ🍺🐌♪

this is what happens right before the “mmm i think i’ll adopt it” part. warning for sudden scream (and horrible voice acting)

opossumprince

*nuns glide on floor like they’re sith lords*

highly cursed baby: [unidentified bird noises, pauses in-between to look at the viewer] Yiaah yeeeeiiiiih. ye. iaaaaaaah

nuns: *stare in silence for 3 seconds* HHHOOOAA

nun 1 (british accent): H O L Y M A R Y. I dont know much about children, but., i am Sure. that it’s a SSSSin. to look. upon this.. child

nun 2: thismydearsister is no Chiiild, but a misshapen Ape hh!

nun 1: It,,, is a horror to behold. it, Cant be Chris-tian ??? it should be THRRRRRRROWN. in. to the FFFFFFFIRE;;, im shure.

nun 2: howrightyouaremy sister,,,

IT BELONGS IN A GREAT BIG FFFFFFFFIYAH!;;yee

everydaylouie

saw this in a dream recently

entryn17

tumblr trying to be like tiktok then trying to be like twitter then giving us the 3rd unreality inducing immersive ad, its staff members being condescending to the userbase, the marketing team trying to parasocialize their way into your pockets, youtube trying to do away with adblockers after upping the percentage of ads by 40% and making it so even if your video is demonetized watchers will still get them, youtube removing the dislike button then making it so you don't get a home feed if you have watch history turned off, google being able to remove your synched bookmarks if they don't comply with their policy, if i listed every way in which twitter has gotten worse in the last year this post will be as long as a novel, ai generated articles and images everywhere, google searches sucking ass in general, reddit charging for its api, KOSA being introduced into the US senate, tiktok in general, every social media under the fucking sun introducing log in walls, being unable to browse most sites on mobile from the sheer amount of popups taking over your screen WAUUUGH social media being products and thus requiring infinite growth and thus trying to introduce newer and newer shit that alienates its dedicated userbase. saturated sludge era of the internet