Its Me,Your 3rd Favorite Mom™

Formerly moodoriya/Rad/art nerd/commissions open!/asks open!/requests open!/19/be excellent to one another/Maddi Moo™ but u can call me Mom/she'her/I'm just livin, friendo

[thirdfavoritemom]

My neice is wishin all yall a happy and safe mardi gras! Laissez le bon temps rouler! 💚💜💛

[thirdfavoritemom]

Throw that yuck in the garbage because you look gorgeous!! And I will fight you on this -Chinese anon

I forgot how nice yall are wtf aw 😭😭

[eggzbian-deactivated20191126]

to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: you’re the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me

[yikes-zodiac]

[chefpyro]

anyway

[myqueenacademia-deactivated2021]

this explains so much about my sense of humor

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

[2rsquared]

I want a new character

[theprettyboysclub]

Then make one.

[just-yet]

[lavenderlady1999]

Welcome to the Host Club!

(Click for better quality!)

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i’m mysterious but not on purpose. i’m just trying to leave wherever i am at all times and that makes me seem mysterious when it’s actually the behavior of like. a dumb bird

[elodieunderglass]

An enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an inability to understand how exits work. A veritable turducken of inscrutability

[animatedamerican]

okay, “a veritable turducken of inscrutability” is the new best riff on that phrase I’ve ever heard, triumphing by the narrowest of margins over “a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, coated in chocolate, and slathered in secret sauce”.

[jakemorph]

spiderman literally doesnt have a single spider power. his webs are fake and even his climbing shit is because he can like manipulate molecular attraction or some shit. he may as well be called sticky man

[sketchdeath]

aw shit kids get in the car here comes sticky boy

[drizzys-selfship-sea]

“It’s disrespecting the original work to self-ship!!! The creator would hate you doing this to their creation!!!”

Listen I dunno about you but if someone self-shipped with one of my OCs??? That ship would be under my official protection and heck I’d probably make content for it.

[arandomthot]

I’m going to embrace this energy

[slavery]

What’s sex

[acoolguy]

some naked bullshit

[dankmemeuniversity]

[scarvenrot]

@ past me hey uh how were you ever creative

[thirdfavoritemom]

So yeah theres been a whole lotta change to the blog all at once

I used to be moodoriya, now I'm thirdfavoritemom so..hi! What's up!

[hydro-homies]

Spider sense

[mysharona1987]