Just call me Lems

Im sarcastic and awful and apologize 17/ Panromantic Ace/Non-binary Shit son I like cartoon and stuff

[askshadetrixieandfamily]

[musashi]

just wanna let u guys kno that like if u ever dont understand a joke or meme or something ill explain it to u in an instant.  if u ever want clarification on something ive said or aren’t capable of detecting sarcasm or whatever i will tell you if u ask.  like no exceptions u can come to me for help.

[witchlatte]

if this applies to you i encourage u to reblog it!! a lot of autistic ppl don’t understand sarcasm, and personally i get embarrassed to ask people.

[thirsty-thirsty-hippo]

boy: we even finish each other's s-

girl: steve buscemi

[worthyironman]

with all of these movie reboots i would like to pitch a mean girls reboot staring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chis Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt

[aesthetic-dissonance]

o hm ygod

[aesthetic-dissonance]

[worthyironman]

[SLAMS FISTS ON THE TABLE] this is what I’m here for

[oprahpinky-blog]

[unclefather]

What does this mean

[liminals-deactivated20181204]

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

[minions420]

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

[higgzorz]

dont let tumblr make you think its okay to live in florida

[aggressivelybicaptainamerica]

Jamie Shupe becomes first legally non-binary person in the US

Oregon judge granted the 52-year-old’s petition to identify as neither male nor female, a historic decision that completes Shupe’s gender transition

I’m literally sitting on my couch choked up and nearly in tears.

As a nonbinary person I’ve never felt like I had any options to legally be myself.  It got to the point where I didn’t even want to bother with changing my name.  But if this is possible for me, if my ID and passport can one day say ‘nonbinary’ instead of male or female…

In the midst of all my fear and doubt and sadness, maybe there’s still hope for me to be able to be myself.

[metal-and-wheels]

Charles Xavier, The Sleeping Beauty

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

wheres that story about the D&D guy who plays as a bear and has really good disguises and no one knows its a bear and he becomes king and everyone falls for it except one person who rolls for perception and he goes THATS A FUCKING BEAR and gets kicked out of the kingdom

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

HERE IT IS

[prettyboynightwing]

Sharon Carter Deserves Better 2k16

[bunsenbees]

I love cliche love stories as long as they’re gay

[actuallyborderlinee]

[haru-desune]

Flower shop AU

Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

[weezley]

Omfg

[may-apple]

MY TIME HAS COME

so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.

[nixhil]

im no Florist but I thought I’d try my hand at such a beautiful gift of absolute loathing

[pure]

Read about each victim of the Orlando Pulse shooting here. Remember their names, their faces, and their stories.

[tag-your-oc]

Tag your OC that swears in front of a kid and then goes, “Oh, shit, my bad.”

You know the one.

[vii-x-mmx]