go fucks yourselves

metalocalypse shitposting + metal scene // 18+ // lords of chaos fans dni

[this-amnt-brutal]

holy shit girlfriendklok is actually an insane episode

- nathan apologizes TWICE and hugs pickles after they CIA torture his ass (lmao)

- rebecca calls him ‘tonto’ while he’s trying to break up with him, probably referencing his half native american heritage. crazy bitch lol

[this-amnt-brutal]

whoever is bidding on my fucking piece i will find you and castrate you. you know who you are

[obrgnka228]

Fake blood or something eh

[oralspunk]

man. dint look at me like that 👎 huffs. Um

[this-amnt-brutal]

toki is so girls on film by duran duran

[this-amnt-brutal]

PLS GIVE ME GOOD DETHKLOK/READER FIC RECS

i have no idea how to find more content i feel like ive exhausted the internet at this point…

BONUS POINTS if it’s hurt/comfort 🫶

and it better be decently written don’t send me none of that first person or y/n bullshit

[this-amnt-brutal]

if i see another drawing of any dethklok member (except toki) with abs im going to riot.

[this-amnt-brutal]

‼️18+‼️

metalocalypse cut or uncut headcanons~

pickles: cut

- reason: midwest religious trauma

nathan: uncut

- reason: loving parents

murderface: uncut

- reason: no parents

toki: cut

- reason: batshit religious trauma

skwisgaar: uncut

- reason: moms a hoe

BONUS:

charles offdensen: cut

- reason: cultist

[abyssalwoods666]

black metal skwistok

[christmassailor]

Kloktober Day 10: With another celebrity

Toki gets to meet his hero 🎈✧˖°

[this-amnt-brutal]

thankful for toki wartooth 🙏🙏

[this-amnt-brutal]

live skwisgaar reaction