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Practicing beards with Björn the Fel-Handed.

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Marine Meat Monday with Wolf Lord Ragnar Blackmane!

The man with the beautiful hair. The canonical hair.

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That was a ton of fun and I want to do more cultural garbs from the different planets!

@relax-and-read-on wanted to see Vulkan in traditional nocturnean clothing, so I tried to invent something that could be worn on a volcanic death world and still look stylish.

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Midsommar-Cato Sicarius for @ladymirdan

(it's still a few days, but inspiration struck)

[lore-pls]

Just trying to get into the habit of drawing again! I've started a new, full-time job and it's pretty killer on the hobby energy. ;3; Anyways, I wanted to draw my boy looking more pensive and thoughtful. <3

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Aeonid Thiel on ravaged Calth

This one is for @vlka-fenryka.

Thiel is best vowel guy.

Since I love Nick Kyme's "Censure"-story, I decided to draw rugged, unkempt guerilla-Thiel. Wandering the radioactive wastes of Calth, crawling through the tunnels and being a nuissance to everybody (that's his biological niche).

He already has a lot of his tactical scribbles, that may or may not become part of the codex later, on his pauldron.

The sheer irony of this unorthodox guy unwittingly paving the way for this whole insane chapter-thing is very funny to me. But it isn't the first nor the last time the Imperium of Man has taken some writing wildly out of context and turned it into something truly strange, for the sake of adding more dogma to anything. So you can dogma while you dogma.

[marsskop]

sometimes you just want a hug from your dad...

a very self-indulgent sketch

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

This! Read this!

Emperor's Children-Gladiators! And Fabius being the protective big brother he always was meant to be. And Eidolon with cool .. not hair.

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Lord Commander Eidolon from @relax-and-read-on's Planetswap-AU.

One angry guy!

[relax-and-read-on]

Math San, I Gotta Ask For More Of That Primarch planet Swap AU, The Amount Of Imaginations That Is Going Through My Head Is Insane, But Headcanons are enough of you do not want to update, As I Am also Genuinely Interested In The Headcanons as well.

Hello hello!!! I am *slowly* going back into updating my blog again, so!

Primarch planetswap au: HC edition!

Lorgar (From Terra): actually quite close to his father and Malcador. Has the habit of walking into Malcador rooms and face planting on the old man bed to complain, after a hard day of not strangling the high lords.

Angron: On Inwit, he had the disastrous habit of running toward all the giant carnivorous monster. Due to his empath power, he ended with a monstrosity called "Land-Orca" that he treat like a dog as a pet.

Fulgrim of Nuceria: Sign language was actually the primary one in the slave pits, to communicate away from the guards. The system that Fulgrim and his sons use together is different from any other, and quite secretive. He actually started teaching it to Ferrus.

Alpharius Omegon on Chtonia: They were actually homeless, until emp showed up! They never wanted their full identity as two knows to other, as it could have compromise their secret statut of vigilante, fighting back the local gangs.

Magnus of Medusa: Think rocks are tasty, okay? He never quite got over his habit of eating sand, but now it's mostly crystal. Has an actual chart ranking the tastiest ones, and fucking LOVE how tasty fossil are.

Leman of Delivrance: Has yet to fully understand that has wolf dna, and as such fight a lot of his instinct. Insist on touching everyone he consider family, and check on the regular where everyone is, and if they are ok. Always eat last too.

Konrad on Maccrage: when he was a child and having really bad convulsion, his mother gave him a pet ferret (wich used to be common pets for Romans) as some kind of alert animal. Konrad doesn't deal well with food often, so his beloved lil friend (called Regulus) became the fattest, happiest noodle.

Ferrus of Caliban: He actually has a romantic side! He grew up hearing songs of knights and princess, and then ended up becoming a knight himself! And while incredibly chivalrous, the realm of the arts (outside a forge) stay incredibly foreign to him. He does love nowaday harlequin romance novels.

Horus on Nostramo: In spite of having created a rather criminal society, he made extreme effort to make it a true meritocracy. Any street urchin can become a mob enforcer under him... If they navigate properly the treacherous world of the mafia.

Sanguinius of Fenris: He actually is a supremely picky eater, and does not trust 95% of vegetables. He only ate meat until he was found by the Imperium, he's not a goat, why do they keep waving kale at him?!

Lion on Colchis: Fully, 100% aware that the chaos gods are real, and actively pray to them. He has his "religion of the Emperor" that he actually use as a facade, since it annoy Emp so much, he doesn't look into his "true" belief.

Perturabo on Chemos: has actually developed full AI again, but hide it HARD from Emp and the Mechanicus. He like his robots!! He think that they should have rights! Why can't the Imperium be less stupid about this... Vaguely in love with Rogal and his Cool Armours.

Jaghatai on Baal: Became quite the warlord, locally. Was especially curious of the use of radiation, and definitely made some horrible WMD back in the day. Currently falling in line with the Mechanicus, as every vehicules present on Baal was almost holly in their culture.

Rogal of Nocturne: Created some really, REALLY advanced fortification that can, somehow, follow the landscape change. Is pioneering the use of dragon scales mixed with special metals, creating something that might be stronger than ceramite. Does not understand why Perturabo is always hanging around.

Roboute on Barbarus: decided to fight necromancy with fire... Artillery fire, to be exact. He brought the industrial revolution to Barbarus, and has pretty intense plan for terraforming the planet. Hasn't stopped working in.... Approximately 50 years.

Mortarion of Prospero: Like in many of my hc, Morty is intersex. He's lucky to have landed on Prospero, where androgyny is a sign of beauty. He actually like cultivating that appearance, and if asked what his gender is, he usually just reply "mushroom".

Corvus of Chogoris: if it's me, then you bet Corvus is a transwoman lol. She wear traditional mongolian ceremonial outfit as a power move, because *no one* expect her to be able to move this easily in all those heavy clothes.

Vulkan of Olympia: VERY close to all 3 of his siblings! He was never a fighter there, and instead worked hard to promote a democratie and division of power. He still is in contact with all of them, especially Calliphone. She keep teasing him about his possible crush on a certain Oracle...

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I have not made made a generic hc post about the primarch in a LONG time. I miss it, and it's good for the warhammer tumblr ecosystem. So, without further waiting....

Primarch, and the absolutely shitty gifts they give each others for a White Elephants gift exchange

Roboute: A classic coffee mug (primarch sized!) Filled with sweets and a indestructible fancy fountain pen. The mug say "World Most Okay Dad" on it, and he joke that it apply to them all.

Lion: a stuffed bird. The number of eyes on it is vaguely unnerving. It's unclear wich way is the head suppose to go, and all agree that it's probably an awful mutant bird. Lion is too proud to admit that it's just a really shotty taxidermy he made himself.

Alpharius Omegon: They give a series of mysterious CD in blank case, wich is a very rare and hard to read format on most ship! It's the entire series of MLP:FiM, famous lost media in the 30th millenium.

Rogal: A thick, sturdy, and perfectly elegant multi bit screwdriver, with extra standard bits put in the handle. Give a proud presentation on it, explaining it's superior design and all it's ergonomic features. It's 45 min long.

Perturabo: it's a coupon that say "one (1) construction from me and my legion, free of complaining. Valid until the 31th millenium." It's the most popular gift of the night.

Corvus: slipper and kigurumi, all crow themed. They are *adorable*. Sadly, the size is a bit tight and vaguely indecent on the more muscular primarch.

Lorgar: a traditional colchian tea set, with hand dried craft teas! The set is beautiful, and the teas prove to be only mildly hallucinogenic.

Konrad: A very, VERY pretty embroidered set of throw pillow! They have delicate pattern of flower and nature imagery... And are made with human hair. Konrad is very proud of himself, and even more of the absolute bloody screaming his gift create when he explain it.

Sanguinius: put out by Konrad's gift, but he also made a pillow, but this one filled with his own feathers. Has surprising property against nightmare.

Vulkan: He was actually sweet, and brought homemade hot sauce, his mother's recipe! The problem is that the stuff is so strong, it's considered a dangerous chemical in most of the galaxy. Can be used as jet fuel.

Horus: Edible sexy underwear. Insist that whoever gets it has to wear it, and jokingly say that, if they are too shy, he can do a demonstration himself.

Mortarion: a succulent growing kit. Even his most dumbasses of brother should be able to keep a succulent alive, right? Doesn't mention that it's an highly invasive species that will colonise the entire ship of his poor victime.

Jaghatai: a foal. Yes, he carry a whole ass live animal to the gift exchange, and keep insisting that it's an appropriate gift. The horse is chewing on Magnus' hair.

Leman: Mad that he didn't think of bringing a puppy, but he has the most amazing looking collection of smoked salmon, caviar and preserved fish to offer.

Magnus: his patience is wearing thin, but he still offer a perfectly beautiful robe, that act as an honest to good mood ring and change color depending on the person's aura.

Fulgrim: A painting of himself! Wich is actually a joke, it's just a thin and hand painted decorative paper covering the true gift: a painting of all their family, together. Get called a try hard.

Ferrus: a collection of very pretty crystals and fossils! Wich he arranged in a chocolate box, and explain that those are his favorite flavors.

Angron: A punching bag that even *he* find durable. He made sure of it, by thoroughly testing it before giving it out, wich explain it's used appearance.

I know exactly who gets what..... Yall want to know in a part 2 ;)?

[relax-and-read-on]

You all asked for it....

Primarch, and the shitty gift they ended with

Part 2

Roboute: Lie, cheat, bargain and blackmail his way into getting Perturabo's gift. He WANT fancy new heated public bath, and there is no friends or brother in that fight. Quite happy with himself.

Lion: Got Leman's gift. Imemdiately start eating it with his hands, in front of everyone. A few complain about the strong smell and he growl at them. Literally licking the tin that contained caviar.

Alpharius Omegon: Try to troll Rob by "going" for Pert's gift, but decide to go for Mortarion's one. The want the extremely invasive succulent, for... Completely innocent purpose. Yep. No tomfoolery in the plans.

Rogal: Get Roboute's Mug, and has one big "AH! This is humourous!". Will never use any other mug ever again. Is generously sharing the candies amongst family members.

Perturabo: Kinda super smug that his gift was quite beloved, but try to play it off. As such, he's in a good mood, and "pretend" that he doesn't care that he got Lion's weird taxidermy bird. Actually, he's crazy excited because he think he has a new taxon of bird. No one tell him.

Corvus: Gets Angron punching bag. It's the same size as her. Actually make a VERY comfortable firm body pillow, it will join her nest at once. No one will ever see it again.

Lorgar: After a few people tried Vulkan's hot sauce and almost died, Lorgar tried it, and declare it DELICIOUS. Him and Vulkan are now exchanging cooking tips, or possibly recipe for biological weapons, no one is sure.

Konrad: Get's Lorgar tea set. Ignore the fancy teapot and immediately start munching on the leaves, in spit of Lorgar's warning. 15min later he's high as a kite, star fishing on the carpet with a big dopey smile and giggling about bees. He's having a good time.

Sanguinius: Get Magnus color changing robes! Then has a lot of fun trying to color change his own hair to match. Someone (Horus) ask what color it turm when he's horny, and get a semi-gentle wing slap.

Vulkan: Rogal's screwdriver! Immediately start having fun with it, and is pleased to see a tool that his resistant to his size and strenght. Might try to convince Rogal to make an entire line of tool for him and his sons.

Horus: at first was also going for Pert's gift, but end up abandoning that for Fulgrim's family painting. They are having the party on his ship, in his rooms, and take the time to grind everything to a halt just so that he can hung his new favorite painting in the whole world. Rogal help him gladly.

Mortarion: See Jaghatai's foal start eating Magnus hair, and take it so it's not "corrupted by witchery". The lil animal chew on his cloak instead and fall asleep in his laps. Try hard not to cry at how much he love him.

Jaghatai: Get the edible sexy underwear, and immediately put them on (above his clothes!) Make prolonged eye contact with anyone starring, and declare that if anyone wants a taste, they can. Multiple people are tempted.

Leman: Get Ferrus rock collection, and honestly thought it was rock candy. Crunch one, and wince as it grind against his teeth. Still try a few more, because *maybe* they do have different flavors??? Surprisingly like the ammonite fossil.

Magnus: Get the Twins MLP:FiM dvd set. Way too intrigued by mysterious dvd, he will spend WAY too much time watching the show eventually, and try to decipher it's arcane meaning.

Fulgrim: Bite the bullet, and got Konrad's gift. He wants to encourage him to do more art, and he also recognise the stitching technic used as the one he thought Konrad. So. He can endure the tiny bit of skin still attached to his hair pillow.

Ferrus: Ended up with Corvus gift, the crow kigurumi. It bulge obscenely over his muscles and can't zip up much. Looks quite inappropriate, but he insist on wearing it because it's "comfy as fuck". Fulgrim is fully encouraging him.

Angron: Get Sanguinius pillow. Grumble that it's a shit gift, then actually lay his head on it to see how soft it is. Immediately asleep. The party is very quiet after that, and declared a resounding success.

In the (late!) Spirit of the holidays, I wanted everyone to have a good time, and a gift they enjoy. I wanted to post this around christmas, but hey, life got in the way! So! I hope you all had a happy celebration, filled with the people you love, and that you will all have a year 2024 better than the last.

Again, thank you all for following this silly lil blog!

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

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hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[amosprinz]

did i mention i love asmodeus

[localcryptideli]

The Star

I sketched this yesterday and finished it today. I was thinking about the major arcana and both its meanings. I feel like my small crosshatching practice is finally starting to pay off!

Anyway these two consume my brain.

[fashi0nmistake]

The First among the Nine. He was the younger son of Tar-Ciryatan, the most gifted and powerful of the many great Lords of Númenor. The Black Prince, as he was once called, ever hungered for both power and knowledge. The Dark Lord saw this and offered the prince all he desired and more. Greatest and most feared of the Nine, the Witch-King stalked the battlefield but rarely, leaving the fortresses of Mordor only at Sauron's most pressing command. But such was the power he commanded and the fear he installed that his mere presence upon the field could drive Men to the brink of despair and madness.

[fashi0nmistake]

Once he was a prince of noble bearing and did many great deeds in the service of his people, who loved him dearly. But willingly and wholeheartedly did he enter into the service of the Dark Lord. As one of the Nine, he moved at speed across the battlefield, running down the warriors who dared stand against him. He was the Cursed Rider, and the sound of his approach turned even courageous blood to water. In later years he would command armies from within the walls of Dol Guldur but the terror he caused was not lesser. Yet ever did his people love him.

[fashi0nmistake]

Once she was but one of many wives, unremarkable and insignificant--until she accepted the offerings of the Dark Lord and forsook all trappings of humanity, ascending to far greater power and glory. They called her the High Sorcerer of Harad, but for most of those who fought against Sauron, it was just a name. She rarely left the dungeon fastnesses of Mordor, for she delighted in the working of foul rituals and the mastery of fell magics and gave little thought to all else. The horrors she crafted in those deep dungeons lasted for centuries after her own end. And when the Dark Lord saw fit to send her forth, Men and Elves knew to give her a wide berth or suffer. For wherever she went there was an end to laughter and an onset of grief.