[this-is-nyx]

[this-is-nyx]

[this-is-nyx]

[this-is-nyx]

I am learning to love me!!

[this-is-nyx]

Ive got a secret admirer!!

[beyondtox1n]

“He was broken and all I wanted was to fix him”

— He ended up breaking me too.

[afrodesiacworldwide]

[this-is-nyx]

Please help us we’re in dire need. #signal boost #please help #medical bills

[spontaneouscommissions]

i hate to ask for help, but i literally have 7 dollars to my name until i get paid and that isnt enough for me to get to/from work. though if you cant help it would still mean a lot if you guys could reblog to spread the word, i would greatly appreciate it!

[majesticduxk-deactivated2018121]

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

[soupernabturel]

I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.

[whitmerule]

don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today

[hazeldomain]

Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.

[prairiedust]

Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.

[hazeldomain]

But do you pad across rooms? 

[prairiedust]

Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.

[mittensmorgul]

FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.

[k-vichan]

I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.

[dorkaelskunkworks]

This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.

[authorjcalamy]

I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw. 

[bettsfic]

i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding

[sleepingreader]

I’m grinning widely at this

[defydamage]

I chuckled lightly upon reading this post.

[crollalanzaa]

I’m humming appreciatively.

[chubbychoco]

this post is calling me out personally and every single one of you, with all the love in my heart, can shut the fuck up

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[sosuperawesome]

Crystal Crowns

Owisteria on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Crowns tags

[gifsboom]

This cat is swimming in a sea of chicks. [video]

[this-is-nyx]

Cuteness!

[this-is-nyx]

I’m just feelin myself lately! 😍😍

[this-is-nyx]

My hair is super cute!

[aspontaneousthought]

Please help my sister

I hate asking, but this is super serious. My sister’s insurance took all her money out of her account and now has no way of paying rent. If she can’t pay 1500 by tommorow shes getting evicted, along with her kids with nowhere to go. Please, my sister means everything to me and just the smallest of help would be greatly appreciated.

paypal.me/aysherH

[aspontaneousthought]

Please help my sister

I hate asking, but this is super serious. My sister’s insurance took all her money out of her account and now has no way of paying rent. If she can’t pay 1500 by tommorow shes getting evicted, along with her kids with nowhere to go. Please, my sister means everything to me and just the smallest of help would be greatly appreciated.

paypal.me/aysherH