Ur BeHaViOr

A few of these things were probably never said

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*deep breath*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHJJFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

i love bang chan🤧

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Stray kids GC:

Felix: hey, what is it called when you kill your friend?

Chan: ???

Jisung: homie...

Felix: HOMIE-CIDE

*felix and Jisung have been kicked out of chat*

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BAHAHAHAHHA THIS IS THE BEST THING

[kyehoons]

happy jeongin day ♡

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U

r mom

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Jeongin: tonight? Okay but my dad can’t know

Chan, slamming the door open: WHAT CANT I KNOW???

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Felix: Chan said it’s my turn to have the brain cell guys!

Seungmin: but I need it today, I have a test!

Felix: Yeah, but I have to go buy milk for all of us

Seungmin: ..ser... seriously?

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From the creator who brought you the mess that is this skz page...

*dramaric drum roll music*

Mean Hyungs!

*cue dramatic trailer that I am too lazy to make*

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Hyunjin: if you’re from Australia, why are you Korean?

Changbin: oh my god Hyunjin, you can’t just ask people why they’re Korean

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My teacher says it’s good to ask questions, but won’t let me ask more than ten questions 😤 bitch I’m confused, let me ask my questions

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Jisung: *aggressively chucks an apple out window*

Hyunjin: w-what are you doing?

Jisung: you know that saying: an apple a day keeps the doctor away?

Hyunjin: Yeah...

Jisung: well, it all depends on how hard you chuck it and I think I just gave that doctor a concussion

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OKAY BUT SEUNGMIN SINGING WOOJIN’S LINES IN GET COOL-

*deep inhale* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

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Kind of a random question but I'm in need of inspiration so... What's your idea of a cute date? (platonic or romantic, it doesn't matter which you decide to answer)

Personally for me, I like going out and actually doing things. One thing I’ve always wanted to do is go do a painting class with someone else or just paint together in general. I feel like that would just be laid back, but you still don’t have to force yourself to talk to get to know one another

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Jisung: *falls down*

Changbin: are you okay???

Jisung: Yeah, I was just checking if gravity still works

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hi honey how are you?

I’m okay, I’ve been stressed for the past couple of weeks but I’m hoping it will go away soon. How are you??

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my family doesnt use actual spaghetti noodles, we use angel hair pasta so i like that. but i used to have spaghetti about once a week cuz my brother loved it so i like it a fair bit (it can get a bit... much though... especially after having leftovers for three days yk) also rainbow spaghetti >>>>> just saying

oof not really sure how someone could love spaghetti that much, but maybe I’m missing out becaus I can’t have the sauce 😂😂 I’ve never actually had rainbow spaghetti, but it sounds real interesting

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i meant to send you an ask but i got distracted by your posts i should be doing school work but i really dont want to u g h anyway whats your opinion on spaghetti

I’ve only just had noodles because I’m allergic to tomatoes, but the noodles are pretty lit so

what’s your opinion is the real question