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Hiatus

I’m taking a hiatus.

I just got rejected from the Disney College Program, and a job that I interview for today. I am stressed out beyond belief and I literally cannot handle anything right now. I need time to myself and I need to seriously rethink my life. This could be a few days or a few weeks. This goes for all of my accounts. Thanks.

justrpmemesandmusings

Send me an AU that you want to thread with my muse

Teacher/Student AU

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lunarchld

Send my muse one of the following texts to see how they react:

[text] I can’t take you seriously when you’re using that many emojis. [text] Im not drunk eveyone is just blurry [text] Could you be anymore dramatic? [text] You need more friends… or a therapist… [text] All you do all day is sit around and google pictures of baby animals! [text] I just miss you. That’s all. [text] New rule.. every time you say his name I get to punch you. [text] You’re going to hell for sure now. [text] Why is there a life size cardboard cut out of Harry Styles in my bedroom? [text] I really don’t care… [text] Oh no, I’m not doing that again. [text] I’ve seen every episode of Grey’s Anatomy like 3 times. I practically have a PhD. [text] Do whatever you want. I don’t even care anymore. [text] Can’t talk now.. too busy eating ice cream and watching House Hunters International. [text] We’re not watching Frozen again. [text] I have no idea what you’re talking about… [text] You’ve got waaaay too much time on your hands. [text] Are you trying to bribe me with sex? [text] I just don’t think moving in together is a very good idea… [text] Because you’re pissing me off! [text] You left your sweatshirt here. It’s mine now. [text] I need to tell you something but you have to promise not to get mad. [text] What did I say about sending me pictures like that while I’m at work? [text] Wait… are you serious? [text] I accidentally just called my mom a bitch to her face and now I have to run away. [text] I’m just saying that you look a lot better without clothes on! [text] I know that we don’t always get along but I really do miss you. [text] Pictures or it didn’t happen! [text] I’ll accept apologizes in the form of food or sex. [text] I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry please just pick up the phone. [text] That’s really inappropriate… [text] I don’t know if I should be embarrassed or proud… [text] You’ll never guess who just texted me. [text] I hate my life right now about as much as Robert Pattinson hates Twilight.

#{;ask box things}

texts from last night meme 2 (nsfw)

[text]: THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD

[text]: I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.

[text]: I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.

[text]: the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?

[text]: He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look

[text]: I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.

[text]: Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?

[text]: Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex

[text]: was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??

[text]: They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.

[text]: New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.

[text]: Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.

[text]: its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight

[text]: I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life

[text]: At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.

[text]: It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.

[text]: You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.

[text]: 'go have sex with her' does not count as wingman

[text]: someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless

[text]: You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

[text]: Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you

[text]: Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?

[text]: Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??

[text]: You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.

[text]: Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation

#{;ask box things}

this-aint-macys-bitch-deactivat

what were you doing when you found out gay marriage is now legal in all 50 states?

#i was standing near my brother's computet #waiting for him to get off so we cpuld go to panera and he was on fb #and there was an article about it #i thought it was only in a few states so i wasnt excited #until later when i found out

somekangarookid

shock calm down

skellingtonatyourservice

((Can a skeleton choke on his own laughter?))

#{;The Witch}#{;The Devil}#THIS KILLS ME #lOOK #LOOK WITH YOUR SPECIAL EYES

somekangarookid

#{;Boss}

verumrex

I can’t wait when Kingdom Hearts 3 comes out espically being able to play the game and having to wait for the opening title screen to shows up then the piano melody starts to play and you see Sora just there then all the nostalgia come crashing over you from playing the series and you just start to cry

#if tnbc isnt a world no one can buy it

redheadedtwigs

"You know, you are a real pain in the ass." ((Baee)

❝ You only say that because you have a disdain towards my family. Although, the feeling towards you is mutual.”

this-time-we-bagged-him

"Actually, I only say that because you are, in fact, A pain in the ass. I don't have a disdain towards your family, except for maybe YOU and Jack, other than that the rest of you are fine."

#redheadedtwig #ilyyyy

baculxlunae-archive-deactivated

When I think about it,

really t h i n k

…..

I hate it.

Being alone.

So you have to promise me. Cross your heart, hope to die.

promise

{ you won’t leave me.}

#{;Birds Of A Feather}

Pro tip: You don’t really understand someone’s bio? No clue about that character? You want to know more about the muse? You have difficulties figuring out how to make your muses interact because it’s an OC?

Let the mun of the blog tell you about their character.

Most people will get super excited when people ask questions about their muse, and they will happily tell you everything you want to know. You will not only get the information you wanted, you also made someone very happy because people are interested in their muse, and you’re on a good way of making a new friend and create a lovely relationship between your muses.

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