Blitz n' Barrage

Big Homestuck fan. I'll tend to reblog Homestuck comics, and post readings of some of them.

[katolilly-archive]

Maybe I’m brainless, maybe I’m wise But you’ve got me seeing through different eyes

*distant giggling*

[codeawayhaley-deactivated201901]

According to the laws of physics, a planet in the shape of a doughnut (toroid) could exist. Physicist Anders Sandberg says that such planets would have very short nights and days, an arid outer equator, twilight polar regions, moons in strange orbits and regions with very different gravity and seasons.

Read more: http://bit.ly/1kPLXGT via io9

[anarcholesbianism]

petition to turn the earth into a fucking doughnut

[steamchampion]

~*~*~STEAMCHAMPION’S RADHOMESTUCK  OTP GIVEAWAY~*~*~

HERE’S WHAT YOU GET:

TWO(2) PULLOVER OR ZIP-UP HOODIES OF YOUR OTP

TWO(2) GODTIER SHIRTS OF YOUR OTP

TWO(2) PINS OF YOUR OTP

TWO(2)CHARMS OF YOUR OTP

ONE(1) CONSORT //OR// SCALEMATE PLUSH BECAUSE WHY NOT?

YOU GOT ALL THIS RAD SHIT, GONNA NEED A PLACE TO PUT IT RIGHT? WELL YOU GOT A CHOICE OF ANYBACKPACK FROM WHATPUMPKIN

~*~*~*RULES*~*~*~

VERY IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ.

MUST BE FOLLOWING ME

MUST BE COOL WITH GIVING YOUR ADDRESS BECAUSE THIS RAD STUFF ISN’T GONNA JUST POOF IN YOUR HOUSE WHEN YOU WIN.

NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS, I WILL CHECK

REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU WANT, GO NUTS

LIKES COUNT 

GOTTA RESPOND WITHIN 24 HOURS OR I WILL PICK SOMEONE ELSE

ALL STUFF IS FROM WHAT PUMPKIN, NO TOPACCO STUFF, I WANNA KEEP SHIPPING IN ORDER (PUN COMPLETELY INTENDED) 

ALSO, FOLLOW THIS RAD PERSON FOR AN EXTRA ENTRY

ENDS ON APRIL 8TH.

[kylorensexual-moved-deactivated]

REMY’S SNK GIVEAWAY

-The Prizes-

1st:

Eren Jaeger cosplay

Hoodie

2nd:

Rivaille figure

Hoodie

3rd:

Group keychain figures

Hoodie

-The Rules-

Must be following me (i will check— my url is subject to change keep an eye on the url that shows up above this text)

Reblog as much as you want; likes don’t count

Giveaway/sideblogs are not allowed (i will check)

Ask must be open and you must respond within 24 hrs otherwise i will pick a new winner

The giveaway ends June 30th

Good luck!

[kylorensexual-moved-deactivated]

*EDIT: Follow her for an extra entry

[kylorensexual-moved-deactivated]

HUNTER’S RAD ALMOST 3K FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY

-The Prizes-

4 kids or troll shirts from topatoco

2 pairs of troll horns from korundur

2 pairs of glasses from akujin

2 pokemon plushes under $30 (each) from amazon

either a red or blue limited edition pokemon 3ds

a copy of pokemon x or y

and last but not least 6 lbs of candy!

-The Rules-

Must be following me (i will check— my url is subject to change keep an eye on the url that shows up above this text)

Reblog as much as you want; likes don’t count

Giveaway/sideblogs are not allowed (i will check)

Ask must be open and you must respond within 24 hrs otherwise i will pick a new winner

The giveaway ends April 30th

Good luck!

[autumnavenue]

These are a few of my favourite things + nebulas 

[kylorensexual-moved-deactivated]

HUNTER’S ALMOST 9K FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY

-The Prizes-

a ps4 console

Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag

Battlefield 4

Destiny (preorder)

Final Fantasy XV (preorder)

Kingdom Hearts III (preorder)

-The Rules-

Must be following me (i will check— my url is subject to change keep an eye on the url that shows up above this text)

Reblog as much as you want; likes don’t count

Giveaway/sideblogs are not allowed (i will check)

Ask must be open and you must respond within 24 hrs otherwise i will pick a new winner

The giveaway ends May 31st

Good luck!

[studiostud-blaine]

ATTENTION, FOLLOWERS!

If you are taken to this website, do not click anything. This is a malware site that has been infecting computers for a couple years now — the person/people behind this claim that your computer has been a part of illegal activity (violating the Copyright act, viewing/storage of banned pornography, etc.) and that there are fines against you. Do not panic. It is all a lie. On the far right, the website claims that, in order to rid yourself of these fines, you have to buy a MoneyPak from a retail store such as Target or KMart. Do not do it. This just happened to me literally 3 hours ago, and it scared the shit out of me, because I thought it was legit. I even asked my boyfriend, and he went to the website (police-saves.automatednetincome.com) on his phone and it said the exact same thing, but with a different IP address (I blocked mine out for the obvious reasons). He told me not to worry about it, but I couldn’t get it off my mind. So, I Googled the website, and nothing came up. Next, I googled FBI scam, and found this video on Youtube, where a man catches the virus from an infected website (presumably porn amongst many web-users) and removes it.

So please, if you get directed to this website or one that looks similar, the most important thing is to NOT PANIC. It can be resolved. The FBI themselves issued a statement here that this website is a scam, and should not be trusted. Do not take this lightly — this malware virus can destroy your computer.

Reblogging this could save someone’s computer, and their bank account.

[magicalgirlmadokamagica-deactiv]

This just happened to me. I was sure it wasn’t legit.

[finalgirljubi]

Actually got redirected here via Tumblr of all things a few days ago. Best thing to do is just manually close your browser if it won’t let you exit it [had issues on firefox] and then do a virus scan juuuust in case. c:

[apocahipster]

Why isn’t anyone talking about this??? http://contest.welovefine.com/contest/67-homestuck-design-contest

Theres a competition to make HOMESTUCK T shirts and theres hardly anything submitted. It closes on 03/04/14 and the grand PRIZE IS at least $1000

[felicisfox]

no no no no please don’t enter this!!! oh gosh this is awful please don’t 

you don’t get ANY money from the sales of the shirts only like one little prize when you win it’s gross 

and they’re telling you it’s so great!! because you can get recognition for your artwork!!! but that’s not the point you’re not getting paid anything okay this is a legitimate problem so many artists are underpaid because businesses are all like here u go have a little money why are you complaining look at all this recognition u will get it’ll be gr8 for ur portfolio 

and they think it’s okay because so many artists just accept that and think that it’s fine but it’s so stupid and gross b/c they never pay as much as they should

plus it looks kinda sketchy tbh??? they say they’re working with hussie but he hasn’t said a word about it 

like this is the only mention of it ever nothing official has been said

please please don’t enter this it’s not going to be fun it’s bullshit they’re just trying to use you

[shelbycragg]

actually, no. 

this is a legit contest, welovefine is a reputatable store and the contest prize money is the usual amount you would get paid for a one-off freelance job. it’s true that you are not paid for the revenue that the (likely limited edition) shirts would make, but that is. completely normal in the industry. the top prize amount is actually way more than an on-commission artist would USUALLY MAKE for a job like this. 

what pumpkin has not officially announced it yet, but i can assure you that they are partnered with welovefine. welovefine did the merchandise for namco high and is trustworthy. if this were not official, it would have probably been shut down within hours, whatpumpkin is very good about making sure of stuff like that.

 please don’t go spreading rumors and misinformation!!!!! 

i’m reblogging this to my art blog for wider reception, because i hate to see misinformation getting spread around in the tumblr chain. 

[kyletwebster]

Reblog for a chance to win a free brush set! Hello, Digital Artists - my sampler pack has now been updated in my main shop so that it is consistent with my Creative Market offering. This set contains 8 of my best brushes from my larger sets to give people a really good sampling of what my brushes can do. For only $4, you can have 8 powerful natural media brushes: pencil, inks, gouache, watercolor, and oils. These brushes have been changing the way over 8000 digital artists around the world draw and paint - join the crowd! 

Thanks for your support, and as always, I will select three random Tumblr users who reblog this post and award them a free set.  And speakin of FREE, remember: I have three fantastic ‘pay what you want’ brushes in the shop right now - Pastel Palooza, Wet & Wild Watercolor, and Mr. Natural (a wonderful inking brush). Check them out!

Happy drawing and happy painting, everybody.

- Kyle KyleTWebster.com KyleBrush.com

[metahatem]

Kyle’s brushes are EXCELLENT ..I’ve been using an earlier set and I’m very pleased with them..I would buy these for sure.

[everking-deactivated20181003]

practice, teaching myself to stop same-facing bluhhh also introducing a new #doodle tag

[absolutecommunity]

[teacuptavros]

is that kanaya maryam

[thisblitz-blog]

Indean it is.

[jeanprouvaires]

[thisblitz-blog]

So I have seen/heard:

- whole theaters gasping

- a mother gasping and shouting “HOW COULD YOU?” at the screen while her young kids told her to be quiet

- one boyfriend saying “HOLY SHIT, YOU DOUCHEBAG”

- another boyfriend saying “…did he just…? DAMN”

- yet another boyfriend saying “…ouch” with an audible wince of sympathy

- a little girl in front of me saying “…no” in a hushed, horrified voice

- and a girl around my age literally STANDING UP and screaming at the screen “YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!” while her boyfriend physically restrained her and tried to calm her down

Audience Reactions to the Hans Reveal: easily one of the best parts of seeing Frozen in the theater.

[kovjaku]

[i-d-k-howbuttheyfoundme-deactiv]

Doesn’t feel so great on the other side, does it, John…

Can we talk about Sherlock’s expression though? He looks just as sad hiding behind that box.

[earlgreytea68]

WHY DO THESE TWO WANT TO KILL ME. 

[drinkingcocoa-tpp]

BECAUSE YOU CHOSE THEM.

[screamqueen-97]

why do people make it worse

[steamchampion]

~*~*~STEAMCHAMPION’S RADHOMESTUCK  OTP GIVEAWAY~*~*~

HERE’S WHAT YOU GET:

TWO(2) PULLOVER OR ZIP-UP HOODIES OF YOUR OTP

TWO(2) GODTIER SHIRTS OF YOUR OTP

TWO(2) PINS OF YOUR OTP

TWO(2)CHARMS OF YOUR OTP

ONE(1) CONSORT //OR// SCALEMATE PLUSH BECAUSE WHY NOT?

YOU GOT ALL THIS RAD SHIT, GONNA NEED A PLACE TO PUT IT RIGHT? WELL YOU GOT A CHOICE OF ANYBACKPACK FROM WHATPUMPKIN

~*~*~*RULES*~*~*~

VERY IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ.

MUST BE FOLLOWING ME

MUST BE COOL WITH GIVING YOUR ADDRESS BECAUSE THIS RAD STUFF ISN’T GONNA JUST POOF IN YOUR HOUSE WHEN YOU WIN.

NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS, I WILL CHECK

REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU WANT, GO NUTS

LIKES COUNT 

GOTTA RESPOND WITHIN 24 HOURS OR I WILL PICK SOMEONE ELSE

ALL STUFF IS FROM WHAT PUMPKIN, NO TOPACCO STUFF, I WANNA KEEP SHIPPING IN ORDER (PUN COMPLETELY INTENDED) 

ALSO, FOLLOW THIS RAD PERSON FOR AN EXTRA ENTRY

ENDS ON APRIL 8TH.

[steamchampion]

~*~*~STEAMCHAMPION’S RADHOMESTUCK  OTP GIVEAWAY~*~*~

HERE’S WHAT YOU GET:

TWO(2) PULLOVER OR ZIP-UP HOODIES OF YOUR OTP

TWO(2) GODTIER SHIRTS OF YOUR OTP

TWO(2) PINS OF YOUR OTP

TWO(2)CHARMS OF YOUR OTP

ONE(1) CONSORT //OR// SCALEMATE PLUSH BECAUSE WHY NOT?

YOU GOT ALL THIS RAD SHIT, GONNA NEED A PLACE TO PUT IT RIGHT? WELL YOU GOT A CHOICE OF ANYBACKPACK FROM WHATPUMPKIN

~*~*~*RULES*~*~*~

VERY IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ.

MUST BE FOLLOWING ME

MUST BE COOL WITH GIVING YOUR ADDRESS BECAUSE THIS RAD STUFF ISN’T GONNA JUST POOF IN YOUR HOUSE WHEN YOU WIN.

NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS, I WILL CHECK

REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU WANT, GO NUTS

LIKES COUNT 

GOTTA RESPOND WITHIN 24 HOURS OR I WILL PICK SOMEONE ELSE

ALL STUFF IS FROM WHAT PUMPKIN, NO TOPACCO STUFF, I WANNA KEEP SHIPPING IN ORDER (PUN COMPLETELY INTENDED) 

ALSO, FOLLOW THIS RAD PERSON FOR AN EXTRA ENTRY

ENDS ON APRIL 8TH.

[gaminegay]

AU where Dave is affectionately stalked by crows everywhere he goes. He has no idea why. There’s just, always crows around him, and kids start to be scared of him and call him the crow guy and think he’s all mysterious and creepy but no he’s just an awkward teenager followed everywhere by fucking crows and he never asked for any of this

Rose is greatly amused.