you've met me at a very hockey rpf time in my life

you've met me at a very hrpf time in my life she/her | 20s

[thisisaboutusnow]

"Princess Diana!"

[mack-will]

are we interrupting......?

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

it's literally the summer of rpf

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

is everyone enjoying rpf summer

[keelpay]

is warso getting fired??? these do not seem like happy or nostalgic tears

[thisisaboutusnow]

remember when warso teared up talking about mack’s character and how coachable (lol) he is…what was that all about

[overwhelmedandsick]

Sickening

[drivestraight]

does anyone know what to do

[worldscoolest]

[fugatos]

mack’s problem is he thinks he can have an unconsummated mind meltingly homoerotically charged codependent obsessive coworkeruationship and also a normal gf who he has sex with. the greed of men

[fugatos]

having insanely charged interactions with your boybestie who you’re lowkey aware is gay and into you and getting all horned up then going out and fucking your actual gf about it. just greedy and wrong

[minyard-05]

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

[two-seventyone]

[sharkuteries]

putting them in a blender and turning them into a smoothie

[totheecore]

never offside with julie and cat :: dumb & dumber 

[two-seventyone]

mack voice like lol these losers only caught one fish each smit…. who even only catches one fish… anyway your fish looks so good smit it’s so big i bet it was real tough to catch eh… you’re so strong smit… you’re so talented… you can literally do anything. you’re like a.. what’s it called.. you jack off all trades. like you’re really good at everything you do… btw i also caught a fish… or two i guess.. ha.. like your number… look smit… they’re huge.. yeah i’m kind of a provider.. like i can really take care of you… or i mean i could.. of you.. or like.. of anyone.. or of you.. ha.. yeah anyway… you should follow my dad back on instagram

[boysharkmack]

[two-seventyone]

will, gazing at the sky while laying on a cartoonish gingham picnic blanket just off of a remote hiking trail, listening to a waterfall in the distance, two glasses of chilled rosé between them, softly humming the words to end of august by noah kahan in mack’s general direction: anything you need i will provide… a ride home or an alibi.. oh the feeling of being alive for the first time in a long time… it’s a matter of time til it’s fields of ice… til it’s our town… cause it’s ours now…

mack: can we listen to shabang by drake now

[scuderlia]

you know?

[boysharkmack]

[willglazing]

mack: leaving practice on time smiling ear to ear on center ice going on coffee dates swimming in a canyon voluntarily making smalltalk with strangers experiencing true genuine happiness without grinding that grouse or holding dead fish

samisa, still sore, bleeding, and traumatized: hey man what the fuck