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[cherrygarden]

in late 2011, one direction released their debut album, up all night. the four years that followed were delightful, and the world seemed at peace. but everything was disrupted when they announced their hiatus around 2016. terrible things started happening; trump got elected, countries fell into crisis, climate change got worse, jared leto played the joker… the list goes on and on. One Direction delayed the 2012 apocalypse by releasing bop after bop, and now that they’re inactive we’re doomed. In this essay I will-

[effervescentbi]

#siblings

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

hey uh

[qwertyqwertyqwertyq]

[mjalti]

[buffshipper8490]

[briennesjaime]

lannister brothers edition

[rachelamberish]

oh my god blink twice if y’all need help

[cringepics]

same energy

[thebootydiaries]

can’t stop thinking about that interview where the guy is like “what’s your favourite chick flick?” and robert pattinson goes “chicken run”

[goawfma]

for the love of god i beg you UNMUTE this 

[hundondestiny]

okay so what i THOUGHT was that the girl modeling was the “daughter” and whoever was behind the camera was the mom, so unmuting this was. a surprise.

[kodaksnacks-blog]

“Do that laugh” 🤣💖

[housetohalf]

Career aspiration: a merry middle aged aunt from a Jane Austen novel who is slightly social unaware, moderately wealthy, and always ready to whisk her neices and young female relations to town and gossip about everyone’s engagements.

[swainlake]

every single one of henry viii’s wives was out of his league and that’s that on that

[kitty]

[princesstigerbelle]

HEHROW?

[umlindsay]

I need the Met Gala to turn away any and all people who do not meet the standards of tonight’s theme. Get out of here with your boring ass “I just want to look pretty for Instagram” dresses and stale as hell plain black suits! I will be served CAMP or you will see the door!

[doggosource]

let. him. in 

[histinworld]

[toastbutteregg]

[ginaalexisrodriguez-deactivated]

the media: GAME OF THRONES IS BACK me: