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The first scat musician to say Skibidy probably would not be happy with us right now.

What's up, guys? It's Matt Pat. 🤯 Let me guess 🙄 you're all probably asking yourselves "Hey, Matt, what's up with the Christmas fit? 🎅Is this some kinda xmas spectacular?" 🤔oh ho ho oh gee, you'd all like that wouldn't ya? Well, it is 😐 this is the 🔥film theory XMAS spooktacular 🔥 and today we're answering a question none 🚫 of you have been begging me to talk about. So sit down boy, girls, and everything in between, so Ol' Uncle Pat 👨 can explain "What *is* the meaning of Christmas?"

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#christmas #matpat

theinformationcollector

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

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blurrymango

Jesus ffucking christ bro.

kawaii-pigeon

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

microbicide

NOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAUUUGGHHHHHH FUCK

thisisjoel

everything ok, honey?

shittysawtraps

i’m such a sawpilled trapcel

shittysawtraps

yeah that’s fair

shittysawtraps

aw cmon

huffylemon

???

jooshthepunished-deactivated202

pukicho

Wanna know how the rich stay rich? Mony.

financepigdotnet

pukicho

just saw poop shit out a dogs ass in real time

frilledshark-enthusiast

U mean a mirror?

pukicho

What the fuck do you mean by this

auckie

You hate me, bexcuse you hate me.

Becose I suck

go to hell

I really gotta play more minecraft with people who like building stuff. I'm almost done digging out my 64×64 block hole in my minecraft world and when my fiance asked me what I'm gonna build in there when I'm done my brain fucking bluescreened like what do you mean build something?? I dug the hole!! Building is for smart people with good ideas!! I just dig!!

lastoneout

POV: You have a Minecraft server

lastoneout

AND WHAT ABOUT IT

the unrestrained urge to wander into the woods and eat a raw trout with your bare hands

replace raw trout with a cheeburgr and french fry and this is so me

JOEL I FOUND YOU ON PINTEREST YOU TRANSCEND SITES

This image will still pop up when you Google my username. This was my big break. My ticket to fame. It all started here.

#Thisisjoel

pukicho

Drew fanart

U know where this is going don't you?? That's riiight:

thisisjoel

How're they sticking without magnets?

ejacutastic

drove past a hotel and they had a pretty big digital message board and I glanced over and almost had a fucking stroke while driving because it was just playing this gif

ejacutastic

I’M GOING TO LOSE IT IT WASN’T FOR MOTHER’S DAY THEY JUST HAVE THE FUCKING DANCING BABY 24/7

khanooqa

WE WENT??? ITS THERE???

pikestaff

"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

themythicalcodfish

To wit:

switchelsweets

I want to share some wisdom from my high school art teacher.

In my AP Art class, there was a girl who was just starting to experiment with mixed media. At this point she was still playing around, trying to decide what direction she wanted to go with her portfolio. So one critique day, she brought in an abstract canvas with some rhinestone highlights and painted and real peacock feathers. She loved sparkles and peacock feathers so she thought she’d try introducing them a *little*. And after everyone had given some input, the teacher gave her his advice, VERY roughly paraphrased here:

“So here’s the thing… I do not like this style. These are just elements that do not speak to me personally, but I see that you like them, and you’re doing interesting things with them.

“My biggest critique is, I only merely *dislike* this piece. I want you to make me HATE it. Go crazy with the things that you like. Don’t hold back trying to make it palatable to people like me. Because I am NEVER going to like it. And if the audience does not like it, it should drive them crazy seeing how much YOU love it.”

Her portfolio was chock full of neon colors and glitter and rhinestones and splashes of peacock feathers and it was a delight. Our teacher despised every piece lol, but she got great marks and I think even won some awards. And more importantly, she was happy and proud of the results. Because she didn’t limit herself by trying to appeal to people who were never going to enjoy what she enjoyed.

Takeaway here: be as cringe as you want. Don’t limit yourself based on other ppl’s tastes. They’re not you, and you are incredible 💕