Dink City

Welcome to Dinksville and I'm the captain.

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

you’re a shell of a human being and you’ve never experienced intimacy

[4fistsphil]

[killing-the-headlamps]

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[shortwaveradioenthusiast]

fuck. someone tell me what to carve in this pumpkin

[shortwaveradioenthusiast]

@porrimmaryam is this what you wanted

[porrimmaryam]

[toastbutteregg]

[snackbagels]

serious Ghost Hunting™

[eroscestlavie]

these FUCKING ads omfgdkjhjkfdg 

[greedyforlove]

Ashley Tisdale the real gay icon

[alphaxalfa-blog]

[neutral]

getting ready for the purge like

[amoisthobo]

This is fucking irredeemable. You can’t reform this

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stability]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ileftmydignityinthegl]

When a hiring partner says “you know, some people only want this job for the money...”

[whitepeopletwitter]