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@thisisnotanemergency
#70
Who: Jack Means. Where: Florida. How many times dialed 911: 1. Why: Called to report fighting neighbors but when cops arrived, he was drunk and upset that his girlfriend wouldn’t buy him more alcohol. Quote: "Uh sorry. It’s not what I’d call a true emergency, but it’s the same b-s.”
Article link
#69
Who: Unknown caller. Where: United Kingdom. How many times dialed 999: Once. Why: Someone wanted to report a stolen Pokemon. Quote: None.
Article
#68
Who: Many callers. Where: California. How many times dialed 911: Multiple Why: Pokemon Go players wanted access to the fire stations. Quote: None. Article
#67
Who: John May Where: Florida How many times dialed 911: 1 Why: His order from Checkers was incorrect and accused the restaurant’s manager of insubordination. By the time cops arrived, he had already consumed most of the food. Quote: None.
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#66
Who: Robbie Richardson Where: Massachusetts How many times dialed 911: 1 Why: His father ran a red light. Quote: “My daddy went past a red light.” Article link
#65
Who: Name withheld Where: Connecticut How many times dialed 911: 1 Why: Woman ordered a small half bacon, half cheese pizza and received hamburger on it instead. Pizza shop offered to replace it two weeks ago when the mistake occurred, but she had already eaten half of the incorrect pizza. Quote: "If I order a pizza and they don’t want to give me my money back, can you guys do something?“
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#64
Who: Aliyah Garrett Where: South Carolina How many times dialed 911: 1 Why: Needed help putting her pants on (she’s 2 years old). Quote: "I show up and she comes to the door with her pants half on, saying she can't get them on. So I sit down on the stairs and help her put pants on." Article link
#63
Who: Michael S. Gilman Where: Florida How many times dialed 911: at least 6 Why: Was bored and wanted to talk about Hitler, being poor, and not being able to vote. Quote: None. Article link
#62
Who: Isabella LaPeruta Where: New Jersey How many times dialed 911: 1 Why: Accidentally knocked her Elf on the Shelf on the floor and feared that Santa would no longer come to her house on Christmas. Quote: "Don't come to my house!"
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#61
Who: Liann Gae Watson Where: Florida How many times dialed 911: 1 Why: Was too drunk to drive and wanted chicken wings and cigarettes delivered to her. Quote: “[She] was screaming and cursing extremely loudly the entire trip to the jail.” Article link
#60
Who: Name withheld Where: Ohio How many times called 911: 1 Why: Got too high. Quote: “As they got to the room they saw the following: the 22-year-old caller, laying on the floor in a fetal position, surrounded by “a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies.” Article link
#59
Who: Unknown caller Where: West Yorkshire, UK How many times called 999: 1 Why: Girlfriend’s cat ate all of his bacon. Quote: Caller: I want to press charges. Dispatcher: Against who? Your girlfriend or the cat? Caller: Both of them.
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#58
Who: Tracey McCloud Where: Ohio How many times called 911: 1 Why: Received sub par Chinese food. Quote: “I had bought some Chinese food and it’s not to par to me.”
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#57
Who: Daneshia Heller Where: Florida How many times dialed 911: 1 Why: Paid for marijuana from a dealer and didn’t get it. Quote: “He got my money, and I want my drugs. Can you send an officer?”
Article link; listen to the phone call here.
#56
Who: Eduardo Raoul Garcia Where: Florida How many times dialed 911: 3 Why: Initially called to report a harassing phone call (while drunk). Then hit on the operator by discussing his big muscles and asking if she was single. When cops showed up to his location, he threatened to head butt and kill an officer. Quote: None
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#55
Who: Unknown man Where: Connecticut How many times dialed 911: 1 Why: Aggressive cat was keeping him and his wife out of their home for three to four hours. Quote: "I came to the door and it was screaming a noise and it was coming at me in attack mode.” Article link
#54
Who: Unknown teenage caller Where: Florida How many times dialed 911: 1 Why: PlayStation Network was down. Quote: "Do you know about the whole thing that's going on with the PlayStation Network?" Article link