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everythingstarstuff

acitybythelightunited

…you have too much time on your …HANDS.

iamthegenderman

what compelled you to do this

no-place-for-strange-birds

Humans have been compelled to do this for thousands of years

breadloco

stopppp everyone absolutely needs to see this

jewperduper

So my dad was the assistant music editor on Tarzan, and idk if it was Bring Your Kid to Work Day or something but one day he did just that so there I was, this incredibly small 1st grader, in an absolutely cavernous recording studio with a full orchestra and a giant screen playing the scene they were taping the score for, and my little brain couldn't handle the big music and the big movie happening all at once so I started crying and it was the first time music ever brought me to tears and it was too much to take in so we stepped out of the studio and ran directly into Phil Collins, who looked to me very much like my dad, and in my delicate emotional state I became immediately convinced that my dad had been copied and nobody had told me so I started crying harder, and Phil Collins said something that was probably meant to be calming but it was with a British accent so I thought there was a copy of my dad in every country and I absolutely lost it at the notion that other kids would get to have my dad, and my dad ended up having to carry me back to the car.

So.

Sorry for crying very loudly at you Phil Collins, your work on Tarzan was so moving it triggered my first emotional breakdown.

ihatenearlyeverything

the only thing that could top that clip is that story

shavingryansprivates-deactivate

dopenmind

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

idiotlibra

this is my favorite video on the internet

hashtagloveloses

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

en-futubandera

joshpeck

truly could’ve never guessed the second half of this 5 second video

tvandfilm

Always Be My Maybe (2019) dir. Nahnatchka Khan

pickleston

swallowedabug

6lackranger

It’s November, so had to bring this back!

6lackranger

Look at what’s on her plate 😂

mzhrtbrkr

I can’t stand ya’ll 😂😂😂😂

mysticalcoffeequeen

Can we have the remix in here too please?

weaponsofclairvoyance

i love punk because if you dont like a song just wait it’ll be over in like 90 seconds. dont worry about it. and i love metal because if you DO like a song good news buddy there’s still 11 more minutes

userdocumentary

BIG CATS (2018) + Rusty Spotted Cat

tvandfilm

Labyrinth dir. Jim Henson | 1986

cheesepop

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 1999 | dir. Jay Roach

cithaerons

please block me if you read books with death in them. i don’t care your “reason” - it’s clear you have a death fetish, are pro-necrophilia, and think killing is okay. i don’t care if someone you know died recently or if you have a terminal illness. it is not okay to consume fiction with death in it to cope. and that’s that on that, you freaks. pro-death crowd dni.

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ultrafacts

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sindri42

Imagine you’re 400 kilometres above the ground, hurtling along at eight kilometres per second, you get a short break from your strict work schedule to call up your wife who you haven’t seen for months, and she hangs up on you.