Huhuhuhu!

O nly the best magician in all of the land, For it's T he most beautiful DOMINO!!!!!

[scott-the-fantastick]

Okay. Mr. Stick Type Suspicious White Liquid™. You could probably do something very funny with it. Someone spreading misinformation about you and your love life? Pour the liquid on them and pray to god that it taught them a lesson. Want to feel disappointed like you've never been before? Say "cheers!" and take a swig of it.

Costs about as much as those patties that I was pretty much forced to trade for this, I don't know.

[silliernoise]

no wonder you were waffling about only fans or whatever why tf are you selling cum

[thisreallyisntrealmagic]

i think he's trying his best

[annetta-little-fishy]

MID!! STFU

[silliernoise]

hop off tracy shes not the jizz merchant

[president-smor]

Noise we do not say potty words like jizz. Use the correct words.

[silliernoise]

its funnier if i say the bad word tho :(

[president-smor]

Okay, noise use that. I won't be making your favorite chocolate pie the next time you come to stay however.

[silliernoise]

nevermine then

either way annetta hop off tracy shes not the semen merchant

[super-duper-real-peppino]

I HAVE ANNOUNCEMENT!

MR STICK SAYD THAT . THAT..

TRACY DESERVE DEATH! BECAUSE SHE NOT DOMINO AND SHE NOT BILLIONAIRE

[thisisrealmagic]

Yeah he ain't wrong

[the-one-and-only-doreen-atwell]

@canon-defilement-is-a-sin what if we let the commenters choose what happens?

[canon-defilement-is-a-sin]

What a great idea!!

[the-one-and-only-doreen-atwell]

Alright and .. comments on.

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

I hate this tail I hate this tail I hate this tail....

[whre-are-my-arms-025]

(Commenting) stretch his limbs like spaghetti!

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

*since it can only work within the boundaries of the transformation, it stretches his spine instead*

STOP STOP STOP!!!

[watts-the-banana-connoisseur]

GIVE HIM BUCK TEETH LIKE SKIPPER

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

NOOOOO.... *his top front teeth stretch out extra long*

[silly-noisette]

MAKE HIM A BURGER!! with kel on top!

[canon-defilement-is-a-sin]

You all have a lot of impossible requests, you know.

[queen-of-terror-tenwen]

GIVE HIM ENLARGED TEETH

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

NNNNGGGHHHK-! *his fangs are now too big for his mouth, making him drool and slur his speech*

Shtop.....,,

[crenel-the-castles-wall]

BIGGER TEETH 🦷

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

noooooooooooo......no mooooore....

[ayame-hatano]

I'M FEELING PARTICULAR BLOODTHIRST SO MAKE HIS TEETH EVEN LARGER

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

Charlesh.....shtop....please......

[alpinia-ant]

give him big eyes!!

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

ACK!!! *his eyes get bigger - and he grows some more, too!*

[best-mother-hyun-ae]

He looks like a kitten.

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

n...no I don't....

[ploobie-the-friendly-pterodactyl]

MAKE HIM MEOW

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

M-Mrrp....-

Krrrp?! Myehhhh!!!! *he starts to panic*

[thisisrealmagic]

MAKE THE MOST VILE THING POSSIBLE HAPPEN

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

*he clutches his gut and screams bloody murder as a pair of Muse limbs rip from his abdomen in a shower of blood and viscera so explosive that it sends him flying into the wall behind him*

[thisisrealmagic]

MAKE SOMETHING EVEN WORSE HAPPEN

[the-one-and-only-doreen-atwell]

@canon-defilement-is-a-sin what if we let the commenters choose what happens?

[canon-defilement-is-a-sin]

What a great idea!!

[the-one-and-only-doreen-atwell]

Alright and .. comments on.

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

I hate this tail I hate this tail I hate this tail....

[whre-are-my-arms-025]

(Commenting) stretch his limbs like spaghetti!

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

*since it can only work within the boundaries of the transformation, it stretches his spine instead*

STOP STOP STOP!!!

[watts-the-banana-connoisseur]

GIVE HIM BUCK TEETH LIKE SKIPPER

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

NOOOOO.... *his top front teeth stretch out extra long*

[silly-noisette]

MAKE HIM A BURGER!! with kel on top!

[canon-defilement-is-a-sin]

You all have a lot of impossible requests, you know.

[queen-of-terror-tenwen]

GIVE HIM ENLARGED TEETH

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

NNNNGGGHHHK-! *his fangs are now too big for his mouth, making him drool and slur his speech*

Shtop.....,,

[crenel-the-castles-wall]

BIGGER TEETH 🦷

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

noooooooooooo......no mooooore....

[ayame-hatano]

I'M FEELING PARTICULAR BLOODTHIRST SO MAKE HIS TEETH EVEN LARGER

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

Charlesh.....shtop....please......

[alpinia-ant]

give him big eyes!!

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

ACK!!! *his eyes get bigger - and he grows some more, too!*

[best-mother-hyun-ae]

He looks like a kitten.

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

n...no I don't....

[ploobie-the-friendly-pterodactyl]

MAKE HIM MEOW

[every-wesley-meme-is-canon]

M-Mrrp....-

Krrrp?! Myehhhh!!!! *he starts to panic*

[thisisrealmagic]

MAKE THE MOST VILE THING POSSIBLE HAPPEN

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

haha... @peppinopizza is going to save me, Mer-mer! I'm gonna be okay!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

oh his pfp kinda cute!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

THAT IS IRRELEVANT

[bruschetta-the-italian]

HIIIIIYYOOO!!!!! IM BRUSCHETTA!! A.. MOTH THING? MOTHMAN? I DUNNO, BUT LOOK AT MY CUTE HAT!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

please ma'am I don't wanna be this stupid baby!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

hmm.. well, i dunno what papa @peppinopizza can do.. whatcha need him for?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I... I need him to fix me and he needs to come here to save his girlfriend anyway...

[bruschetta-the-italian]

DON'T CALL HER THAT!

[peppinopizza]

Bruschi that's literally who she is to me

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PEPPINO!!!!! YOU'RE HERE!!!!

[tipsymomstalgic]

And im here too i guess.

[bruschetta-the-italian]

GO AWAY YOU PAPER COLORED WHOOPIE DOOPIE CUSHION!

[peppinopizza]

BRUSCHETTA!

...

Sorry about that rox, she just needs a little time

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

sigh

[thisisrealmagic]

what did you expect, william. peppino is a dumbass, through and through.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

who are you?

[thisisrealmagic]

the best magician of ALL the land, DOMINO!!!!! not to be confused with that frog looking bitch, tracy!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

o-ok.... Wait, magician? Does that mean you can help me????

[thisisrealmagic]

well, certainly more then that fatfuck peppino can!! huhuhuhu!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PLEASE DO THEN PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!

[thisisrealmagic]

alright, it'll cost ya somethin' tho!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what will it be?!

[thisisrealmagic]

well, since peppinos loser ass can't do shit but be pathetic, ill like to know where this.. dazz is, mkay? kay.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

uhh uhh uhh idk where she went she won't answer my calls! Check the planet Helidor? BUT FIX ME FIRST PLZ

[thisisrealmagic]

well, sorry but.. i kinda need her antennae, well, her entire body would be grand but those antennae can sell for MILLIONS, no? once you cut them off for me, ill turn you back!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i...u-uhm... I don't have hands......

[thisisrealmagic]

you can bite em off, OH! WHAT ABOUT HER TEETH TOO!?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

urk-!

I-I would risk invenomating her in this body.....y-you don't want your valuable antennae to turn into sporb frills, do you?

[thisisrealmagic]

you're a muse, your tentacles are sharp enough to cut through them, no?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

no ma'am.... They aren't exactly for slashing..... Maybe I can do something for you that doesn't involve hurting anyone?

[thisisrealmagic]

you can hold stuff with tentacles, id prefer if some.. live gastrectomy was here, im talking cutting her stomach open, I do need the perfect angel taxidermy, itll be the showoff of a century!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i-I'm not helping you disembowel my girlfriend!

[thisisrealmagic]

aww, she doesn't NEED to be your girlfriend if the only thing that rattles in her brain is rocks!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Please just get me back to normal! I'm not going to help you entertain your sick desires!!

[thisisrealmagic]

only if you do what i told you to do!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I'm sure I can find someone else.

[thisisrealmagic]

it's not like dazz will notice you, she's a stupid "pretty" little bimbo!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

You don't know shit about Dazz and you don't know shit about me. Fuck off. *he starts to walk out of the house, struggling a bit considering he has 3x as many legs as he used to lol*

[thisisrealmagic]

everyone does, bill! she's so stupid she can't even count!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

do you want to be bitten?

[thisisrealmagic]

im just stating the obvious, william. how smart do you think dazz is?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

smarter than you, that's for damn sure.

[thisisrealmagic]

gonna have to tell you the truth, william. she's stupid, she's not smart even to even breath, and im surprised she knows how to do so, she's UTTERLY WORTHLESS.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Can't hear you!! *he walks out the door*

[thisisrealmagic]

so who's gonna try to turn you back to normal then?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I....I told you, I'll find someone else.

[thisisrealmagic]

like who?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Dazz. Moonglow. Dymonjesty. Need I go on?

[thisisrealmagic]

Dazz doesn't love you, bill.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

heard that before, don't care. Stop trying to manipulate me.

[thisisrealmagic]

not for the reason you think, she's just.. so utterly stupid to the point she probably can't comprehend love!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

*he lashes his tail and continues walking, ignoring her*

[thisisrealmagic]

okay, ill just take merengue. toodaloooieee!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

MER-MER!! *he rushes Domino, teeth bared, and does a fake bite*

[thisisrealmagic]

WOAH-

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

HSSSSS!!! LET HER GO!!! *he does another false strike, barely missing her leg this time*

[thisisrealmagic]

FINE, TAKE YOUR UGLY PET.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

haha... @peppinopizza is going to save me, Mer-mer! I'm gonna be okay!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

oh his pfp kinda cute!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

THAT IS IRRELEVANT

[bruschetta-the-italian]

HIIIIIYYOOO!!!!! IM BRUSCHETTA!! A.. MOTH THING? MOTHMAN? I DUNNO, BUT LOOK AT MY CUTE HAT!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

please ma'am I don't wanna be this stupid baby!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

hmm.. well, i dunno what papa @peppinopizza can do.. whatcha need him for?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I... I need him to fix me and he needs to come here to save his girlfriend anyway...

[bruschetta-the-italian]

DON'T CALL HER THAT!

[peppinopizza]

Bruschi that's literally who she is to me

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PEPPINO!!!!! YOU'RE HERE!!!!

[tipsymomstalgic]

And im here too i guess.

[bruschetta-the-italian]

GO AWAY YOU PAPER COLORED WHOOPIE DOOPIE CUSHION!

[peppinopizza]

BRUSCHETTA!

...

Sorry about that rox, she just needs a little time

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

sigh

[thisisrealmagic]

what did you expect, william. peppino is a dumbass, through and through.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

who are you?

[thisisrealmagic]

the best magician of ALL the land, DOMINO!!!!! not to be confused with that frog looking bitch, tracy!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

o-ok.... Wait, magician? Does that mean you can help me????

[thisisrealmagic]

well, certainly more then that fatfuck peppino can!! huhuhuhu!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PLEASE DO THEN PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!

[thisisrealmagic]

alright, it'll cost ya somethin' tho!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what will it be?!

[thisisrealmagic]

well, since peppinos loser ass can't do shit but be pathetic, ill like to know where this.. dazz is, mkay? kay.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

uhh uhh uhh idk where she went she won't answer my calls! Check the planet Helidor? BUT FIX ME FIRST PLZ

[thisisrealmagic]

well, sorry but.. i kinda need her antennae, well, her entire body would be grand but those antennae can sell for MILLIONS, no? once you cut them off for me, ill turn you back!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i...u-uhm... I don't have hands......

[thisisrealmagic]

you can bite em off, OH! WHAT ABOUT HER TEETH TOO!?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

urk-!

I-I would risk invenomating her in this body.....y-you don't want your valuable antennae to turn into sporb frills, do you?

[thisisrealmagic]

you're a muse, your tentacles are sharp enough to cut through them, no?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

no ma'am.... They aren't exactly for slashing..... Maybe I can do something for you that doesn't involve hurting anyone?

[thisisrealmagic]

you can hold stuff with tentacles, id prefer if some.. live gastrectomy was here, im talking cutting her stomach open, I do need the perfect angel taxidermy, itll be the showoff of a century!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i-I'm not helping you disembowel my girlfriend!

[thisisrealmagic]

aww, she doesn't NEED to be your girlfriend if the only thing that rattles in her brain is rocks!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Please just get me back to normal! I'm not going to help you entertain your sick desires!!

[thisisrealmagic]

only if you do what i told you to do!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I'm sure I can find someone else.

[thisisrealmagic]

it's not like dazz will notice you, she's a stupid "pretty" little bimbo!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

You don't know shit about Dazz and you don't know shit about me. Fuck off. *he starts to walk out of the house, struggling a bit considering he has 3x as many legs as he used to lol*

[thisisrealmagic]

everyone does, bill! she's so stupid she can't even count!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

do you want to be bitten?

[thisisrealmagic]

im just stating the obvious, william. how smart do you think dazz is?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

smarter than you, that's for damn sure.

[thisisrealmagic]

gonna have to tell you the truth, william. she's stupid, she's not smart even to even breath, and im surprised she knows how to do so, she's UTTERLY WORTHLESS.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Can't hear you!! *he walks out the door*

[thisisrealmagic]

so who's gonna try to turn you back to normal then?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I....I told you, I'll find someone else.

[thisisrealmagic]

like who?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Dazz. Moonglow. Dymonjesty. Need I go on?

[thisisrealmagic]

Dazz doesn't love you, bill.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

heard that before, don't care. Stop trying to manipulate me.

[thisisrealmagic]

not for the reason you think, she's just.. so utterly stupid to the point she probably can't comprehend love!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

*he lashes his tail and continues walking, ignoring her*

[thisisrealmagic]

okay, ill just take merengue. toodaloooieee!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

MER-MER!! *he rushes Domino, teeth bared, and does a fake bite*

[thisisrealmagic]

WOAH-

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

haha... @peppinopizza is going to save me, Mer-mer! I'm gonna be okay!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

oh his pfp kinda cute!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

THAT IS IRRELEVANT

[bruschetta-the-italian]

HIIIIIYYOOO!!!!! IM BRUSCHETTA!! A.. MOTH THING? MOTHMAN? I DUNNO, BUT LOOK AT MY CUTE HAT!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

please ma'am I don't wanna be this stupid baby!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

hmm.. well, i dunno what papa @peppinopizza can do.. whatcha need him for?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I... I need him to fix me and he needs to come here to save his girlfriend anyway...

[bruschetta-the-italian]

DON'T CALL HER THAT!

[peppinopizza]

Bruschi that's literally who she is to me

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PEPPINO!!!!! YOU'RE HERE!!!!

[tipsymomstalgic]

And im here too i guess.

[bruschetta-the-italian]

GO AWAY YOU PAPER COLORED WHOOPIE DOOPIE CUSHION!

[peppinopizza]

BRUSCHETTA!

...

Sorry about that rox, she just needs a little time

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

sigh

[thisisrealmagic]

what did you expect, william. peppino is a dumbass, through and through.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

who are you?

[thisisrealmagic]

the best magician of ALL the land, DOMINO!!!!! not to be confused with that frog looking bitch, tracy!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

o-ok.... Wait, magician? Does that mean you can help me????

[thisisrealmagic]

well, certainly more then that fatfuck peppino can!! huhuhuhu!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PLEASE DO THEN PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!

[thisisrealmagic]

alright, it'll cost ya somethin' tho!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what will it be?!

[thisisrealmagic]

well, since peppinos loser ass can't do shit but be pathetic, ill like to know where this.. dazz is, mkay? kay.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

uhh uhh uhh idk where she went she won't answer my calls! Check the planet Helidor? BUT FIX ME FIRST PLZ

[thisisrealmagic]

well, sorry but.. i kinda need her antennae, well, her entire body would be grand but those antennae can sell for MILLIONS, no? once you cut them off for me, ill turn you back!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i...u-uhm... I don't have hands......

[thisisrealmagic]

you can bite em off, OH! WHAT ABOUT HER TEETH TOO!?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

urk-!

I-I would risk invenomating her in this body.....y-you don't want your valuable antennae to turn into sporb frills, do you?

[thisisrealmagic]

you're a muse, your tentacles are sharp enough to cut through them, no?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

no ma'am.... They aren't exactly for slashing..... Maybe I can do something for you that doesn't involve hurting anyone?

[thisisrealmagic]

you can hold stuff with tentacles, id prefer if some.. live gastrectomy was here, im talking cutting her stomach open, I do need the perfect angel taxidermy, itll be the showoff of a century!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i-I'm not helping you disembowel my girlfriend!

[thisisrealmagic]

aww, she doesn't NEED to be your girlfriend if the only thing that rattles in her brain is rocks!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Please just get me back to normal! I'm not going to help you entertain your sick desires!!

[thisisrealmagic]

only if you do what i told you to do!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I'm sure I can find someone else.

[thisisrealmagic]

it's not like dazz will notice you, she's a stupid "pretty" little bimbo!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

You don't know shit about Dazz and you don't know shit about me. Fuck off. *he starts to walk out of the house, struggling a bit considering he has 3x as many legs as he used to lol*

[thisisrealmagic]

everyone does, bill! she's so stupid she can't even count!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

do you want to be bitten?

[thisisrealmagic]

im just stating the obvious, william. how smart do you think dazz is?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

smarter than you, that's for damn sure.

[thisisrealmagic]

gonna have to tell you the truth, william. she's stupid, she's not smart even to even breath, and im surprised she knows how to do so, she's UTTERLY WORTHLESS.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Can't hear you!! *he walks out the door*

[thisisrealmagic]

so who's gonna try to turn you back to normal then?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I....I told you, I'll find someone else.

[thisisrealmagic]

like who?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Dazz. Moonglow. Dymonjesty. Need I go on?

[thisisrealmagic]

Dazz doesn't love you, bill.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

heard that before, don't care. Stop trying to manipulate me.

[thisisrealmagic]

not for the reason you think, she's just.. so utterly stupid to the point she probably can't comprehend love!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

*he lashes his tail and continues walking, ignoring her*

[thisisrealmagic]

okay, ill just take merengue. toodaloooieee!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

haha... @peppinopizza is going to save me, Mer-mer! I'm gonna be okay!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

oh his pfp kinda cute!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

THAT IS IRRELEVANT

[bruschetta-the-italian]

HIIIIIYYOOO!!!!! IM BRUSCHETTA!! A.. MOTH THING? MOTHMAN? I DUNNO, BUT LOOK AT MY CUTE HAT!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

please ma'am I don't wanna be this stupid baby!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

hmm.. well, i dunno what papa @peppinopizza can do.. whatcha need him for?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I... I need him to fix me and he needs to come here to save his girlfriend anyway...

[bruschetta-the-italian]

DON'T CALL HER THAT!

[peppinopizza]

Bruschi that's literally who she is to me

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PEPPINO!!!!! YOU'RE HERE!!!!

[tipsymomstalgic]

And im here too i guess.

[bruschetta-the-italian]

GO AWAY YOU PAPER COLORED WHOOPIE DOOPIE CUSHION!

[peppinopizza]

BRUSCHETTA!

...

Sorry about that rox, she just needs a little time

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

sigh

[thisisrealmagic]

what did you expect, william. peppino is a dumbass, through and through.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

who are you?

[thisisrealmagic]

the best magician of ALL the land, DOMINO!!!!! not to be confused with that frog looking bitch, tracy!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

o-ok.... Wait, magician? Does that mean you can help me????

[thisisrealmagic]

well, certainly more then that fatfuck peppino can!! huhuhuhu!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PLEASE DO THEN PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!

[thisisrealmagic]

alright, it'll cost ya somethin' tho!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what will it be?!

[thisisrealmagic]

well, since peppinos loser ass can't do shit but be pathetic, ill like to know where this.. dazz is, mkay? kay.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

uhh uhh uhh idk where she went she won't answer my calls! Check the planet Helidor? BUT FIX ME FIRST PLZ

[thisisrealmagic]

well, sorry but.. i kinda need her antennae, well, her entire body would be grand but those antennae can sell for MILLIONS, no? once you cut them off for me, ill turn you back!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i...u-uhm... I don't have hands......

[thisisrealmagic]

you can bite em off, OH! WHAT ABOUT HER TEETH TOO!?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

urk-!

I-I would risk invenomating her in this body.....y-you don't want your valuable antennae to turn into sporb frills, do you?

[thisisrealmagic]

you're a muse, your tentacles are sharp enough to cut through them, no?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

no ma'am.... They aren't exactly for slashing..... Maybe I can do something for you that doesn't involve hurting anyone?

[thisisrealmagic]

you can hold stuff with tentacles, id prefer if some.. live gastrectomy was here, im talking cutting her stomach open, I do need the perfect angel taxidermy, itll be the showoff of a century!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i-I'm not helping you disembowel my girlfriend!

[thisisrealmagic]

aww, she doesn't NEED to be your girlfriend if the only thing that rattles in her brain is rocks!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Please just get me back to normal! I'm not going to help you entertain your sick desires!!

[thisisrealmagic]

only if you do what i told you to do!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I'm sure I can find someone else.

[thisisrealmagic]

it's not like dazz will notice you, she's a stupid "pretty" little bimbo!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

You don't know shit about Dazz and you don't know shit about me. Fuck off. *he starts to walk out of the house, struggling a bit considering he has 3x as many legs as he used to lol*

[thisisrealmagic]

everyone does, bill! she's so stupid she can't even count!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

do you want to be bitten?

[thisisrealmagic]

im just stating the obvious, william. how smart do you think dazz is?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

smarter than you, that's for damn sure.

[thisisrealmagic]

gonna have to tell you the truth, william. she's stupid, she's not smart even to even breath, and im surprised she knows how to do so, she's UTTERLY WORTHLESS.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Can't hear you!! *he walks out the door*

[thisisrealmagic]

so who's gonna try to turn you back to normal then?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I....I told you, I'll find someone else.

[thisisrealmagic]

like who?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Dazz. Moonglow. Dymonjesty. Need I go on?

[thisisrealmagic]

Dazz doesn't love you, bill.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

heard that before, don't care. Stop trying to manipulate me.

[thisisrealmagic]

not for the reason you think, she's just.. so utterly stupid to the point she probably can't comprehend love!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

haha... @peppinopizza is going to save me, Mer-mer! I'm gonna be okay!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

oh his pfp kinda cute!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

THAT IS IRRELEVANT

[bruschetta-the-italian]

HIIIIIYYOOO!!!!! IM BRUSCHETTA!! A.. MOTH THING? MOTHMAN? I DUNNO, BUT LOOK AT MY CUTE HAT!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

please ma'am I don't wanna be this stupid baby!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

hmm.. well, i dunno what papa @peppinopizza can do.. whatcha need him for?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I... I need him to fix me and he needs to come here to save his girlfriend anyway...

[bruschetta-the-italian]

DON'T CALL HER THAT!

[peppinopizza]

Bruschi that's literally who she is to me

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PEPPINO!!!!! YOU'RE HERE!!!!

[tipsymomstalgic]

And im here too i guess.

[bruschetta-the-italian]

GO AWAY YOU PAPER COLORED WHOOPIE DOOPIE CUSHION!

[peppinopizza]

BRUSCHETTA!

...

Sorry about that rox, she just needs a little time

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

sigh

[thisisrealmagic]

what did you expect, william. peppino is a dumbass, through and through.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

who are you?

[thisisrealmagic]

the best magician of ALL the land, DOMINO!!!!! not to be confused with that frog looking bitch, tracy!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

o-ok.... Wait, magician? Does that mean you can help me????

[thisisrealmagic]

well, certainly more then that fatfuck peppino can!! huhuhuhu!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PLEASE DO THEN PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!

[thisisrealmagic]

alright, it'll cost ya somethin' tho!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what will it be?!

[thisisrealmagic]

well, since peppinos loser ass can't do shit but be pathetic, ill like to know where this.. dazz is, mkay? kay.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

uhh uhh uhh idk where she went she won't answer my calls! Check the planet Helidor? BUT FIX ME FIRST PLZ

[thisisrealmagic]

well, sorry but.. i kinda need her antennae, well, her entire body would be grand but those antennae can sell for MILLIONS, no? once you cut them off for me, ill turn you back!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i...u-uhm... I don't have hands......

[thisisrealmagic]

you can bite em off, OH! WHAT ABOUT HER TEETH TOO!?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

urk-!

I-I would risk invenomating her in this body.....y-you don't want your valuable antennae to turn into sporb frills, do you?

[thisisrealmagic]

you're a muse, your tentacles are sharp enough to cut through them, no?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

no ma'am.... They aren't exactly for slashing..... Maybe I can do something for you that doesn't involve hurting anyone?

[thisisrealmagic]

you can hold stuff with tentacles, id prefer if some.. live gastrectomy was here, im talking cutting her stomach open, I do need the perfect angel taxidermy, itll be the showoff of a century!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i-I'm not helping you disembowel my girlfriend!

[thisisrealmagic]

aww, she doesn't NEED to be your girlfriend if the only thing that rattles in her brain is rocks!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Please just get me back to normal! I'm not going to help you entertain your sick desires!!

[thisisrealmagic]

only if you do what i told you to do!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I'm sure I can find someone else.

[thisisrealmagic]

it's not like dazz will notice you, she's a stupid "pretty" little bimbo!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

You don't know shit about Dazz and you don't know shit about me. Fuck off. *he starts to walk out of the house, struggling a bit considering he has 3x as many legs as he used to lol*

[thisisrealmagic]

everyone does, bill! she's so stupid she can't even count!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

do you want to be bitten?

[thisisrealmagic]

im just stating the obvious, william. how smart do you think dazz is?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

smarter than you, that's for damn sure.

[thisisrealmagic]

gonna have to tell you the truth, william. she's stupid, she's not smart even to even breath, and im surprised she knows how to do so, she's UTTERLY WORTHLESS.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Can't hear you!! *he walks out the door*

[thisisrealmagic]

so who's gonna try to turn you back to normal then?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I....I told you, I'll find someone else.

[thisisrealmagic]

like who?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Dazz. Moonglow. Dymonjesty. Need I go on?

[thisisrealmagic]

Dazz doesn't love you, bill.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

haha... @peppinopizza is going to save me, Mer-mer! I'm gonna be okay!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

oh his pfp kinda cute!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

THAT IS IRRELEVANT

[bruschetta-the-italian]

HIIIIIYYOOO!!!!! IM BRUSCHETTA!! A.. MOTH THING? MOTHMAN? I DUNNO, BUT LOOK AT MY CUTE HAT!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

please ma'am I don't wanna be this stupid baby!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

hmm.. well, i dunno what papa @peppinopizza can do.. whatcha need him for?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I... I need him to fix me and he needs to come here to save his girlfriend anyway...

[bruschetta-the-italian]

DON'T CALL HER THAT!

[peppinopizza]

Bruschi that's literally who she is to me

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PEPPINO!!!!! YOU'RE HERE!!!!

[tipsymomstalgic]

And im here too i guess.

[bruschetta-the-italian]

GO AWAY YOU PAPER COLORED WHOOPIE DOOPIE CUSHION!

[peppinopizza]

BRUSCHETTA!

...

Sorry about that rox, she just needs a little time

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

sigh

[thisisrealmagic]

what did you expect, william. peppino is a dumbass, through and through.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

who are you?

[thisisrealmagic]

the best magician of ALL the land, DOMINO!!!!! not to be confused with that frog looking bitch, tracy!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

o-ok.... Wait, magician? Does that mean you can help me????

[thisisrealmagic]

well, certainly more then that fatfuck peppino can!! huhuhuhu!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PLEASE DO THEN PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!

[thisisrealmagic]

alright, it'll cost ya somethin' tho!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what will it be?!

[thisisrealmagic]

well, since peppinos loser ass can't do shit but be pathetic, ill like to know where this.. dazz is, mkay? kay.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

uhh uhh uhh idk where she went she won't answer my calls! Check the planet Helidor? BUT FIX ME FIRST PLZ

[thisisrealmagic]

well, sorry but.. i kinda need her antennae, well, her entire body would be grand but those antennae can sell for MILLIONS, no? once you cut them off for me, ill turn you back!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i...u-uhm... I don't have hands......

[thisisrealmagic]

you can bite em off, OH! WHAT ABOUT HER TEETH TOO!?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

urk-!

I-I would risk invenomating her in this body.....y-you don't want your valuable antennae to turn into sporb frills, do you?

[thisisrealmagic]

you're a muse, your tentacles are sharp enough to cut through them, no?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

no ma'am.... They aren't exactly for slashing..... Maybe I can do something for you that doesn't involve hurting anyone?

[thisisrealmagic]

you can hold stuff with tentacles, id prefer if some.. live gastrectomy was here, im talking cutting her stomach open, I do need the perfect angel taxidermy, itll be the showoff of a century!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i-I'm not helping you disembowel my girlfriend!

[thisisrealmagic]

aww, she doesn't NEED to be your girlfriend if the only thing that rattles in her brain is rocks!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Please just get me back to normal! I'm not going to help you entertain your sick desires!!

[thisisrealmagic]

only if you do what i told you to do!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I'm sure I can find someone else.

[thisisrealmagic]

it's not like dazz will notice you, she's a stupid "pretty" little bimbo!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

You don't know shit about Dazz and you don't know shit about me. Fuck off. *he starts to walk out of the house, struggling a bit considering he has 3x as many legs as he used to lol*

[thisisrealmagic]

everyone does, bill! she's so stupid she can't even count!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

do you want to be bitten?

[thisisrealmagic]

im just stating the obvious, william. how smart do you think dazz is?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

smarter than you, that's for damn sure.

[thisisrealmagic]

gonna have to tell you the truth, william. she's stupid, she's not smart even to even breath, and im surprised she knows how to do so, she's UTTERLY WORTHLESS.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Can't hear you!! *he walks out the door*

[thisisrealmagic]

so who's gonna try to turn you back to normal then?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I....I told you, I'll find someone else.

[thisisrealmagic]

like who?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

haha... @peppinopizza is going to save me, Mer-mer! I'm gonna be okay!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

oh his pfp kinda cute!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

THAT IS IRRELEVANT

[bruschetta-the-italian]

HIIIIIYYOOO!!!!! IM BRUSCHETTA!! A.. MOTH THING? MOTHMAN? I DUNNO, BUT LOOK AT MY CUTE HAT!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

please ma'am I don't wanna be this stupid baby!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

hmm.. well, i dunno what papa @peppinopizza can do.. whatcha need him for?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I... I need him to fix me and he needs to come here to save his girlfriend anyway...

[bruschetta-the-italian]

DON'T CALL HER THAT!

[peppinopizza]

Bruschi that's literally who she is to me

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PEPPINO!!!!! YOU'RE HERE!!!!

[tipsymomstalgic]

And im here too i guess.

[bruschetta-the-italian]

GO AWAY YOU PAPER COLORED WHOOPIE DOOPIE CUSHION!

[peppinopizza]

BRUSCHETTA!

...

Sorry about that rox, she just needs a little time

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

sigh

[thisisrealmagic]

what did you expect, william. peppino is a dumbass, through and through.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

who are you?

[thisisrealmagic]

the best magician of ALL the land, DOMINO!!!!! not to be confused with that frog looking bitch, tracy!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

o-ok.... Wait, magician? Does that mean you can help me????

[thisisrealmagic]

well, certainly more then that fatfuck peppino can!! huhuhuhu!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PLEASE DO THEN PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!

[thisisrealmagic]

alright, it'll cost ya somethin' tho!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what will it be?!

[thisisrealmagic]

well, since peppinos loser ass can't do shit but be pathetic, ill like to know where this.. dazz is, mkay? kay.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

uhh uhh uhh idk where she went she won't answer my calls! Check the planet Helidor? BUT FIX ME FIRST PLZ

[thisisrealmagic]

well, sorry but.. i kinda need her antennae, well, her entire body would be grand but those antennae can sell for MILLIONS, no? once you cut them off for me, ill turn you back!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i...u-uhm... I don't have hands......

[thisisrealmagic]

you can bite em off, OH! WHAT ABOUT HER TEETH TOO!?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

urk-!

I-I would risk invenomating her in this body.....y-you don't want your valuable antennae to turn into sporb frills, do you?

[thisisrealmagic]

you're a muse, your tentacles are sharp enough to cut through them, no?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

no ma'am.... They aren't exactly for slashing..... Maybe I can do something for you that doesn't involve hurting anyone?

[thisisrealmagic]

you can hold stuff with tentacles, id prefer if some.. live gastrectomy was here, im talking cutting her stomach open, I do need the perfect angel taxidermy, itll be the showoff of a century!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i-I'm not helping you disembowel my girlfriend!

[thisisrealmagic]

aww, she doesn't NEED to be your girlfriend if the only thing that rattles in her brain is rocks!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Please just get me back to normal! I'm not going to help you entertain your sick desires!!

[thisisrealmagic]

only if you do what i told you to do!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I'm sure I can find someone else.

[thisisrealmagic]

it's not like dazz will notice you, she's a stupid "pretty" little bimbo!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

You don't know shit about Dazz and you don't know shit about me. Fuck off. *he starts to walk out of the house, struggling a bit considering he has 3x as many legs as he used to lol*

[thisisrealmagic]

everyone does, bill! she's so stupid she can't even count!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

do you want to be bitten?

[thisisrealmagic]

im just stating the obvious, william. how smart do you think dazz is?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

smarter than you, that's for damn sure.

[thisisrealmagic]

gonna have to tell you the truth, william. she's stupid, she's not smart even to even breath, and im surprised she knows how to do so, she's UTTERLY WORTHLESS.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Can't hear you!! *he walks out the door*

[thisisrealmagic]

so who's gonna try to turn you back to normal then?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

haha... @peppinopizza is going to save me, Mer-mer! I'm gonna be okay!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

oh his pfp kinda cute!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

THAT IS IRRELEVANT

[bruschetta-the-italian]

HIIIIIYYOOO!!!!! IM BRUSCHETTA!! A.. MOTH THING? MOTHMAN? I DUNNO, BUT LOOK AT MY CUTE HAT!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

please ma'am I don't wanna be this stupid baby!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

hmm.. well, i dunno what papa @peppinopizza can do.. whatcha need him for?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I... I need him to fix me and he needs to come here to save his girlfriend anyway...

[bruschetta-the-italian]

DON'T CALL HER THAT!

[peppinopizza]

Bruschi that's literally who she is to me

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PEPPINO!!!!! YOU'RE HERE!!!!

[tipsymomstalgic]

And im here too i guess.

[bruschetta-the-italian]

GO AWAY YOU PAPER COLORED WHOOPIE DOOPIE CUSHION!

[peppinopizza]

BRUSCHETTA!

...

Sorry about that rox, she just needs a little time

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

sigh

[thisisrealmagic]

what did you expect, william. peppino is a dumbass, through and through.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

who are you?

[thisisrealmagic]

the best magician of ALL the land, DOMINO!!!!! not to be confused with that frog looking bitch, tracy!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

o-ok.... Wait, magician? Does that mean you can help me????

[thisisrealmagic]

well, certainly more then that fatfuck peppino can!! huhuhuhu!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PLEASE DO THEN PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!

[thisisrealmagic]

alright, it'll cost ya somethin' tho!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what will it be?!

[thisisrealmagic]

well, since peppinos loser ass can't do shit but be pathetic, ill like to know where this.. dazz is, mkay? kay.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

uhh uhh uhh idk where she went she won't answer my calls! Check the planet Helidor? BUT FIX ME FIRST PLZ

[thisisrealmagic]

well, sorry but.. i kinda need her antennae, well, her entire body would be grand but those antennae can sell for MILLIONS, no? once you cut them off for me, ill turn you back!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i...u-uhm... I don't have hands......

[thisisrealmagic]

you can bite em off, OH! WHAT ABOUT HER TEETH TOO!?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

urk-!

I-I would risk invenomating her in this body.....y-you don't want your valuable antennae to turn into sporb frills, do you?

[thisisrealmagic]

you're a muse, your tentacles are sharp enough to cut through them, no?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

no ma'am.... They aren't exactly for slashing..... Maybe I can do something for you that doesn't involve hurting anyone?

[thisisrealmagic]

you can hold stuff with tentacles, id prefer if some.. live gastrectomy was here, im talking cutting her stomach open, I do need the perfect angel taxidermy, itll be the showoff of a century!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i-I'm not helping you disembowel my girlfriend!

[thisisrealmagic]

aww, she doesn't NEED to be your girlfriend if the only thing that rattles in her brain is rocks!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Please just get me back to normal! I'm not going to help you entertain your sick desires!!

[thisisrealmagic]

only if you do what i told you to do!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I'm sure I can find someone else.

[thisisrealmagic]

it's not like dazz will notice you, she's a stupid "pretty" little bimbo!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

You don't know shit about Dazz and you don't know shit about me. Fuck off. *he starts to walk out of the house, struggling a bit considering he has 3x as many legs as he used to lol*

[thisisrealmagic]

everyone does, bill! she's so stupid she can't even count!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

do you want to be bitten?

[thisisrealmagic]

im just stating the obvious, william. how smart do you think dazz is?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

smarter than you, that's for damn sure.

[thisisrealmagic]

gonna have to tell you the truth, william. she's stupid, she's not smart even to even breath, and im surprised she knows how to do so, she's UTTERLY WORTHLESS.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

haha... @peppinopizza is going to save me, Mer-mer! I'm gonna be okay!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

oh his pfp kinda cute!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

THAT IS IRRELEVANT

[bruschetta-the-italian]

HIIIIIYYOOO!!!!! IM BRUSCHETTA!! A.. MOTH THING? MOTHMAN? I DUNNO, BUT LOOK AT MY CUTE HAT!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

please ma'am I don't wanna be this stupid baby!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

hmm.. well, i dunno what papa @peppinopizza can do.. whatcha need him for?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I... I need him to fix me and he needs to come here to save his girlfriend anyway...

[bruschetta-the-italian]

DON'T CALL HER THAT!

[peppinopizza]

Bruschi that's literally who she is to me

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PEPPINO!!!!! YOU'RE HERE!!!!

[tipsymomstalgic]

And im here too i guess.

[bruschetta-the-italian]

GO AWAY YOU PAPER COLORED WHOOPIE DOOPIE CUSHION!

[peppinopizza]

BRUSCHETTA!

...

Sorry about that rox, she just needs a little time

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

sigh

[thisisrealmagic]

what did you expect, william. peppino is a dumbass, through and through.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

who are you?

[thisisrealmagic]

the best magician of ALL the land, DOMINO!!!!! not to be confused with that frog looking bitch, tracy!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

o-ok.... Wait, magician? Does that mean you can help me????

[thisisrealmagic]

well, certainly more then that fatfuck peppino can!! huhuhuhu!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PLEASE DO THEN PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!

[thisisrealmagic]

alright, it'll cost ya somethin' tho!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what will it be?!

[thisisrealmagic]

well, since peppinos loser ass can't do shit but be pathetic, ill like to know where this.. dazz is, mkay? kay.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

uhh uhh uhh idk where she went she won't answer my calls! Check the planet Helidor? BUT FIX ME FIRST PLZ

[thisisrealmagic]

well, sorry but.. i kinda need her antennae, well, her entire body would be grand but those antennae can sell for MILLIONS, no? once you cut them off for me, ill turn you back!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i...u-uhm... I don't have hands......

[thisisrealmagic]

you can bite em off, OH! WHAT ABOUT HER TEETH TOO!?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

urk-!

I-I would risk invenomating her in this body.....y-you don't want your valuable antennae to turn into sporb frills, do you?

[thisisrealmagic]

you're a muse, your tentacles are sharp enough to cut through them, no?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

no ma'am.... They aren't exactly for slashing..... Maybe I can do something for you that doesn't involve hurting anyone?

[thisisrealmagic]

you can hold stuff with tentacles, id prefer if some.. live gastrectomy was here, im talking cutting her stomach open, I do need the perfect angel taxidermy, itll be the showoff of a century!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i-I'm not helping you disembowel my girlfriend!

[thisisrealmagic]

aww, she doesn't NEED to be your girlfriend if the only thing that rattles in her brain is rocks!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Please just get me back to normal! I'm not going to help you entertain your sick desires!!

[thisisrealmagic]

only if you do what i told you to do!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I'm sure I can find someone else.

[thisisrealmagic]

it's not like dazz will notice you, she's a stupid "pretty" little bimbo!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

You don't know shit about Dazz and you don't know shit about me. Fuck off. *he starts to walk out of the house, struggling a bit considering he has 3x as many legs as he used to lol*

[thisisrealmagic]

everyone does, bill! she's so stupid she can't even count!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

do you want to be bitten?

[thisisrealmagic]

im just stating the obvious, william. how smart do you think dazz is?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

haha... @peppinopizza is going to save me, Mer-mer! I'm gonna be okay!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

oh his pfp kinda cute!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

THAT IS IRRELEVANT

[bruschetta-the-italian]

HIIIIIYYOOO!!!!! IM BRUSCHETTA!! A.. MOTH THING? MOTHMAN? I DUNNO, BUT LOOK AT MY CUTE HAT!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

please ma'am I don't wanna be this stupid baby!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

hmm.. well, i dunno what papa @peppinopizza can do.. whatcha need him for?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I... I need him to fix me and he needs to come here to save his girlfriend anyway...

[bruschetta-the-italian]

DON'T CALL HER THAT!

[peppinopizza]

Bruschi that's literally who she is to me

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PEPPINO!!!!! YOU'RE HERE!!!!

[tipsymomstalgic]

And im here too i guess.

[bruschetta-the-italian]

GO AWAY YOU PAPER COLORED WHOOPIE DOOPIE CUSHION!

[peppinopizza]

BRUSCHETTA!

...

Sorry about that rox, she just needs a little time

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

sigh

[thisisrealmagic]

what did you expect, william. peppino is a dumbass, through and through.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

who are you?

[thisisrealmagic]

the best magician of ALL the land, DOMINO!!!!! not to be confused with that frog looking bitch, tracy!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

o-ok.... Wait, magician? Does that mean you can help me????

[thisisrealmagic]

well, certainly more then that fatfuck peppino can!! huhuhuhu!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PLEASE DO THEN PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!

[thisisrealmagic]

alright, it'll cost ya somethin' tho!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what will it be?!

[thisisrealmagic]

well, since peppinos loser ass can't do shit but be pathetic, ill like to know where this.. dazz is, mkay? kay.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

uhh uhh uhh idk where she went she won't answer my calls! Check the planet Helidor? BUT FIX ME FIRST PLZ

[thisisrealmagic]

well, sorry but.. i kinda need her antennae, well, her entire body would be grand but those antennae can sell for MILLIONS, no? once you cut them off for me, ill turn you back!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i...u-uhm... I don't have hands......

[thisisrealmagic]

you can bite em off, OH! WHAT ABOUT HER TEETH TOO!?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

urk-!

I-I would risk invenomating her in this body.....y-you don't want your valuable antennae to turn into sporb frills, do you?

[thisisrealmagic]

you're a muse, your tentacles are sharp enough to cut through them, no?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

no ma'am.... They aren't exactly for slashing..... Maybe I can do something for you that doesn't involve hurting anyone?

[thisisrealmagic]

you can hold stuff with tentacles, id prefer if some.. live gastrectomy was here, im talking cutting her stomach open, I do need the perfect angel taxidermy, itll be the showoff of a century!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i-I'm not helping you disembowel my girlfriend!

[thisisrealmagic]

aww, she doesn't NEED to be your girlfriend if the only thing that rattles in her brain is rocks!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Please just get me back to normal! I'm not going to help you entertain your sick desires!!

[thisisrealmagic]

only if you do what i told you to do!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I'm sure I can find someone else.

[thisisrealmagic]

it's not like dazz will notice you, she's a stupid "pretty" little bimbo!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

You don't know shit about Dazz and you don't know shit about me. Fuck off. *he starts to walk out of the house, struggling a bit considering he has 3x as many legs as he used to lol*

[thisisrealmagic]

everyone does, bill! she's so stupid she can't even count!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

haha... @peppinopizza is going to save me, Mer-mer! I'm gonna be okay!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

oh his pfp kinda cute!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

THAT IS IRRELEVANT

[bruschetta-the-italian]

HIIIIIYYOOO!!!!! IM BRUSCHETTA!! A.. MOTH THING? MOTHMAN? I DUNNO, BUT LOOK AT MY CUTE HAT!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

please ma'am I don't wanna be this stupid baby!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

hmm.. well, i dunno what papa @peppinopizza can do.. whatcha need him for?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I... I need him to fix me and he needs to come here to save his girlfriend anyway...

[bruschetta-the-italian]

DON'T CALL HER THAT!

[peppinopizza]

Bruschi that's literally who she is to me

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PEPPINO!!!!! YOU'RE HERE!!!!

[tipsymomstalgic]

And im here too i guess.

[bruschetta-the-italian]

GO AWAY YOU PAPER COLORED WHOOPIE DOOPIE CUSHION!

[peppinopizza]

BRUSCHETTA!

...

Sorry about that rox, she just needs a little time

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

sigh

[thisisrealmagic]

what did you expect, william. peppino is a dumbass, through and through.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

who are you?

[thisisrealmagic]

the best magician of ALL the land, DOMINO!!!!! not to be confused with that frog looking bitch, tracy!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

o-ok.... Wait, magician? Does that mean you can help me????

[thisisrealmagic]

well, certainly more then that fatfuck peppino can!! huhuhuhu!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PLEASE DO THEN PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!

[thisisrealmagic]

alright, it'll cost ya somethin' tho!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what will it be?!

[thisisrealmagic]

well, since peppinos loser ass can't do shit but be pathetic, ill like to know where this.. dazz is, mkay? kay.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

uhh uhh uhh idk where she went she won't answer my calls! Check the planet Helidor? BUT FIX ME FIRST PLZ

[thisisrealmagic]

well, sorry but.. i kinda need her antennae, well, her entire body would be grand but those antennae can sell for MILLIONS, no? once you cut them off for me, ill turn you back!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i...u-uhm... I don't have hands......

[thisisrealmagic]

you can bite em off, OH! WHAT ABOUT HER TEETH TOO!?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

urk-!

I-I would risk invenomating her in this body.....y-you don't want your valuable antennae to turn into sporb frills, do you?

[thisisrealmagic]

you're a muse, your tentacles are sharp enough to cut through them, no?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

no ma'am.... They aren't exactly for slashing..... Maybe I can do something for you that doesn't involve hurting anyone?

[thisisrealmagic]

you can hold stuff with tentacles, id prefer if some.. live gastrectomy was here, im talking cutting her stomach open, I do need the perfect angel taxidermy, itll be the showoff of a century!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i-I'm not helping you disembowel my girlfriend!

[thisisrealmagic]

aww, she doesn't NEED to be your girlfriend if the only thing that rattles in her brain is rocks!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Please just get me back to normal! I'm not going to help you entertain your sick desires!!

[thisisrealmagic]

only if you do what i told you to do!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I'm sure I can find someone else.

[thisisrealmagic]

it's not like dazz will notice you, she's a stupid "pretty" little bimbo!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

haha... @peppinopizza is going to save me, Mer-mer! I'm gonna be okay!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

oh his pfp kinda cute!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

THAT IS IRRELEVANT

[bruschetta-the-italian]

HIIIIIYYOOO!!!!! IM BRUSCHETTA!! A.. MOTH THING? MOTHMAN? I DUNNO, BUT LOOK AT MY CUTE HAT!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

please ma'am I don't wanna be this stupid baby!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

hmm.. well, i dunno what papa @peppinopizza can do.. whatcha need him for?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I... I need him to fix me and he needs to come here to save his girlfriend anyway...

[bruschetta-the-italian]

DON'T CALL HER THAT!

[peppinopizza]

Bruschi that's literally who she is to me

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PEPPINO!!!!! YOU'RE HERE!!!!

[tipsymomstalgic]

And im here too i guess.

[bruschetta-the-italian]

GO AWAY YOU PAPER COLORED WHOOPIE DOOPIE CUSHION!

[peppinopizza]

BRUSCHETTA!

...

Sorry about that rox, she just needs a little time

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

sigh

[thisisrealmagic]

what did you expect, william. peppino is a dumbass, through and through.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

who are you?

[thisisrealmagic]

the best magician of ALL the land, DOMINO!!!!! not to be confused with that frog looking bitch, tracy!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

o-ok.... Wait, magician? Does that mean you can help me????

[thisisrealmagic]

well, certainly more then that fatfuck peppino can!! huhuhuhu!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PLEASE DO THEN PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!

[thisisrealmagic]

alright, it'll cost ya somethin' tho!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what will it be?!

[thisisrealmagic]

well, since peppinos loser ass can't do shit but be pathetic, ill like to know where this.. dazz is, mkay? kay.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

uhh uhh uhh idk where she went she won't answer my calls! Check the planet Helidor? BUT FIX ME FIRST PLZ

[thisisrealmagic]

well, sorry but.. i kinda need her antennae, well, her entire body would be grand but those antennae can sell for MILLIONS, no? once you cut them off for me, ill turn you back!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i...u-uhm... I don't have hands......

[thisisrealmagic]

you can bite em off, OH! WHAT ABOUT HER TEETH TOO!?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

urk-!

I-I would risk invenomating her in this body.....y-you don't want your valuable antennae to turn into sporb frills, do you?

[thisisrealmagic]

you're a muse, your tentacles are sharp enough to cut through them, no?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

no ma'am.... They aren't exactly for slashing..... Maybe I can do something for you that doesn't involve hurting anyone?

[thisisrealmagic]

you can hold stuff with tentacles, id prefer if some.. live gastrectomy was here, im talking cutting her stomach open, I do need the perfect angel taxidermy, itll be the showoff of a century!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i-I'm not helping you disembowel my girlfriend!

[thisisrealmagic]

aww, she doesn't NEED to be your girlfriend if the only thing that rattles in her brain is rocks!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

Please just get me back to normal! I'm not going to help you entertain your sick desires!!

[thisisrealmagic]

only if you do what i told you to do!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

haha... @peppinopizza is going to save me, Mer-mer! I'm gonna be okay!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

oh his pfp kinda cute!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

THAT IS IRRELEVANT

[bruschetta-the-italian]

HIIIIIYYOOO!!!!! IM BRUSCHETTA!! A.. MOTH THING? MOTHMAN? I DUNNO, BUT LOOK AT MY CUTE HAT!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

please ma'am I don't wanna be this stupid baby!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

hmm.. well, i dunno what papa @peppinopizza can do.. whatcha need him for?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I... I need him to fix me and he needs to come here to save his girlfriend anyway...

[bruschetta-the-italian]

DON'T CALL HER THAT!

[peppinopizza]

Bruschi that's literally who she is to me

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PEPPINO!!!!! YOU'RE HERE!!!!

[tipsymomstalgic]

And im here too i guess.

[bruschetta-the-italian]

GO AWAY YOU PAPER COLORED WHOOPIE DOOPIE CUSHION!

[peppinopizza]

BRUSCHETTA!

...

Sorry about that rox, she just needs a little time

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

sigh

[thisisrealmagic]

what did you expect, william. peppino is a dumbass, through and through.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

who are you?

[thisisrealmagic]

the best magician of ALL the land, DOMINO!!!!! not to be confused with that frog looking bitch, tracy!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

o-ok.... Wait, magician? Does that mean you can help me????

[thisisrealmagic]

well, certainly more then that fatfuck peppino can!! huhuhuhu!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PLEASE DO THEN PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!

[thisisrealmagic]

alright, it'll cost ya somethin' tho!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what will it be?!

[thisisrealmagic]

well, since peppinos loser ass can't do shit but be pathetic, ill like to know where this.. dazz is, mkay? kay.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

uhh uhh uhh idk where she went she won't answer my calls! Check the planet Helidor? BUT FIX ME FIRST PLZ

[thisisrealmagic]

well, sorry but.. i kinda need her antennae, well, her entire body would be grand but those antennae can sell for MILLIONS, no? once you cut them off for me, ill turn you back!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i...u-uhm... I don't have hands......

[thisisrealmagic]

you can bite em off, OH! WHAT ABOUT HER TEETH TOO!?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

urk-!

I-I would risk invenomating her in this body.....y-you don't want your valuable antennae to turn into sporb frills, do you?

[thisisrealmagic]

you're a muse, your tentacles are sharp enough to cut through them, no?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

no ma'am.... They aren't exactly for slashing..... Maybe I can do something for you that doesn't involve hurting anyone?

[thisisrealmagic]

you can hold stuff with tentacles, id prefer if some.. live gastrectomy was here, im talking cutting her stomach open, I do need the perfect angel taxidermy, itll be the showoff of a century!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i-I'm not helping you disembowel my girlfriend!

[thisisrealmagic]

aww, she doesn't NEED to be your girlfriend if the only thing that rattles in her brain is rocks!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

haha... @peppinopizza is going to save me, Mer-mer! I'm gonna be okay!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

oh his pfp kinda cute!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

THAT IS IRRELEVANT

[bruschetta-the-italian]

HIIIIIYYOOO!!!!! IM BRUSCHETTA!! A.. MOTH THING? MOTHMAN? I DUNNO, BUT LOOK AT MY CUTE HAT!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

please ma'am I don't wanna be this stupid baby!

[bruschetta-the-italian]

hmm.. well, i dunno what papa @peppinopizza can do.. whatcha need him for?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

I... I need him to fix me and he needs to come here to save his girlfriend anyway...

[bruschetta-the-italian]

DON'T CALL HER THAT!

[peppinopizza]

Bruschi that's literally who she is to me

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PEPPINO!!!!! YOU'RE HERE!!!!

[tipsymomstalgic]

And im here too i guess.

[bruschetta-the-italian]

GO AWAY YOU PAPER COLORED WHOOPIE DOOPIE CUSHION!

[peppinopizza]

BRUSCHETTA!

...

Sorry about that rox, she just needs a little time

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

sigh

[thisisrealmagic]

what did you expect, william. peppino is a dumbass, through and through.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

who are you?

[thisisrealmagic]

the best magician of ALL the land, DOMINO!!!!! not to be confused with that frog looking bitch, tracy!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

o-ok.... Wait, magician? Does that mean you can help me????

[thisisrealmagic]

well, certainly more then that fatfuck peppino can!! huhuhuhu!!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

PLEASE DO THEN PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!

[thisisrealmagic]

alright, it'll cost ya somethin' tho!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

what will it be?!

[thisisrealmagic]

well, since peppinos loser ass can't do shit but be pathetic, ill like to know where this.. dazz is, mkay? kay.

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

uhh uhh uhh idk where she went she won't answer my calls! Check the planet Helidor? BUT FIX ME FIRST PLZ

[thisisrealmagic]

well, sorry but.. i kinda need her antennae, well, her entire body would be grand but those antennae can sell for MILLIONS, no? once you cut them off for me, ill turn you back!

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

i...u-uhm... I don't have hands......

[thisisrealmagic]

you can bite em off, OH! WHAT ABOUT HER TEETH TOO!?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

urk-!

I-I would risk invenomating her in this body.....y-you don't want your valuable antennae to turn into sporb frills, do you?

[thisisrealmagic]

you're a muse, your tentacles are sharp enough to cut through them, no?

[genome-modification-go-brrr]

no ma'am.... They aren't exactly for slashing..... Maybe I can do something for you that doesn't involve hurting anyone?

[thisisrealmagic]

you can hold stuff with tentacles, id prefer if some.. live gastrectomy was here, im talking cutting her stomach open, I do need the perfect angel taxidermy, itll be the showoff of a century!