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Cartoonist Josh Hara Draws on His Coffee Cup(s) Every Morning [more] Previously: How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand

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[lordjadeharley-deactivated20130]

Is it too early to start reblogging this or?

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Its never too early to start reblogging this

[brokeyuppiepunk]

I love how one set was not enough for him

[toriandrelativedimensionsinspace]

Just a warning, I will be reblogging this every time I see it for the next week.

[shitweed-deactivated20130706]

thug life more like ugh life

[joeycon]

in case it hasn’t hit you yet: Tiana is the first Disney Princess from America.

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Bitch, please 

[wordssetinstony]

I can paint with all the colors of your ignorance

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everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

[callie-ope]

even the boys?

[efaj]

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

[thisisthelifeoflili]

Awwwwwwwwww

[notallwugs]

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

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[markruffalo]

Poor Banner

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Mark Ruffalo is reblogging gifs of himself and commenting on his characters. My life is complete.

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[victorious]

Lip gloss popin

[dftbarecords]

Check out these new products, just in time for back-to-school!

We’ve got two new posters, featuring inspirational quotes from John and Hank to decorate your walls and keep you motivated throughout the year, both designed by Risa Rodil.

PLUS, most other posters are 20% off! We want all of your wall space. ALL OF IT! And most of your ceiling.

There’s also a new spiral notebook featuring the nerdfighter crest that you can use to take notes.

TWO different pen sets, both with black ink, that will remind you daily to do your best and not forget to be awesome.

And a four-pack of folders to keep you organized!

This sale goes for TWO WEEKS ONLY (ends September 1st), so make sure to get your back to school shopping done while there’s still time!

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Folders! This almost makes me want to go back to school…

[thisisthelifeoflili]

Ahhh love those quotes

[stonerthings]

[sp24-0y-du]

[edwardspoonhands]

Me: Hello Corndog!

Corndog: AGH! Don’t Eat Me! I’m terrible for the environment and you’d be contributing to a system that will lead to the ultimate destruction of trillions of dollars in infrastructure!

Me: You’re right…OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

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Look…basically every time I spend money on a...

[akigay-moved-blog]

that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this

[choose-yukki]

AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE

[rainbowjaeger]

i’m gonna

[captain-fucking-levi]

this is not okay

[dekuzuku]

UM

[jelly8ee]

i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS

[juliuscaesarofficial]

so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks

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???

[guy]

i…

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if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be

[littlesissster-deactivated20190]

Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.

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catastrophically loud 

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CATastrophically

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[adaliajeansy]

love lt so much!