My LIfE as it is

23 years old/ Raised in Sin City/ Born and Living in Utah/ Im obsessed with anchors/ Warped tour fanatic/ This is my life so if you want to know more scroll through my tumblr.Ask me Stuff!

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[fukkkres-deactivated20140519]

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

[childhoodruiner]

[a-signofthetimes]

the signs as aesthetic things

aries: Van Gogh vans, french braids, mixing paint, pink lemonade gumballs, sticking daisies in your hair taurus: sunset polaroids, walking barefoot on sand, light gray vans, taking photos by the pier, fireworks at night gemini: leather jacket, cherry red lipstick, neon signs, fishnet tights, pink Doc Martens, hanging out at skate parks cancer: black turtlenecks, perfume from Paris, moon river by Audrey Hepburn, matcha green tea lattes libra: star hoop earrings, silver metallic jacket, playing the ukulele late at night, blue highlights, silver padlock necklace virgo: raspberry macarons, paintings of clouds, strawberry fields by the Beatles, picnics for one, lacy white dresses leo: crystal balls, black nail polish, lavender, taking walks in the woods,  opal rings, amethyst crystals scorpio: watching 90′s chick flicks, pink feather fur platforms, cat-eyed sunglasses, playing on your Tamagotchi, reading goosebumps sagittarius: daffodil fields, books of poetry, peach scented candles, making dream catchers, brown combat boots capricorn: vintage windbreakers, the kids don’t wanna come home by Declan McKenna, riding bikes in the rain, silver nail polish aquarius: black high heels, pink tulle skirts, strings of pearls, brown sugar latte, cherry blossom perfume pisces: holographic skirts, strawberry donuts, tie-dye converses, candy by Robbie Williams, looking for mermaids

[thislifechosemeimnotlostinsin]

Kik morginbay

Happy Thanksgiving!!

[susiethemoderator]

Vaccinate your kids folks

I’m not about to get sick and die because you think juniper leaf with organic honey will protect you from Polio

[bittersweetshowgirl]

is it bad i assumed juniper leaf was the name of the kid

[susiethemoderator]

IM SCREAMING

[did-you-know]

All people with blue eyes can be traced back to one person who lived near the Black Sea less than 10,000 years ago. Source Source 2

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Now when I see a person with blue eyes, I’ll know they’re a descendant of Ocean-Eyed Slut Man.

[saturdaesundae-deactivated20230]

You leave great grandpa ocean-eyed slut man alone, he was just living his life

[i-want-cheese]

Actually, since this was determined using mitochondrial DNA, the ocean-eyed slut would be a woman, not a man. Mitochondrial DNA is passed down by mothers.

[zohbugg]

Gram-gram knew how to party

[gay-jesus-probably]

dear ocean eyed party gram-gram thank u for spreading your weird eye mutation and giving every fanfic writer a reason to know an unholy amount of synonyms for the word ‘blue’.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

[kyuubinu-deactivated20190226]

This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

[living-fitness]

[tastefullyoffensive]

He’s also the goodest. (via Sikaloolala)

[patema-introverted]

[futurist]

I have crossed the horizon to find you

Moana (2016) dir. Ron Clements, John Musker

[i-turkkan]

[sexhaver]

remember when people on here back in 2k12 would regularly hit post limit and have a special side blog they switched over to when their main one got throttled for the day? did they remove post limit or did we all just grow up and stop talking so fucking much?

[the-sky-traveler]

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

[anonymous-bosch]

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

[askragtatter]

So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.

Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.

[jinxtimesinfinity-deactivated20]

Cats

[wandering-tangents]

Pavlov is rolling over laughing in his grave.

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[aquiraxuno]

[catchymemes]

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