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guzhufuren

VegasPete + text posts (pt. 100/100)

bonus:

fantasmalresplendent

I can't be the first to make this connection

fantasmalresplendent

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

mildew-dread-mold

Adam Parrish and Ronan Lynch are fun because one of them is a Catholic farmer boy who holds field mice up to his cheek and adopts anything he encounters and one of them has killed a man. BUT it's not the one you think it is.

beardedmrbean

purpleyearning

I love antagonists who mirror the protagonist instead of contrast them. They are the most extreme version of the protagonist, someone with the same dreams and beliefs who believed these things could only be achieved by the sharpest tools. The crushing weight of knowing that could be you.

tittyinfinity

Hmmmm

setheverman

can someone PLEASE tell me what this comment means i am begging you

setheverman

YES!!!!!! I LIKED MY OWN VIDEO!!!!! ARE YOU GUYS HAPPY NOW???? I LIKED MY OWN GOD DAMN VIDEO!!!!!!!! I CAN UNLIKE IT IF YOU WANT

setheverman

THERE!!!!! A BIG DISLIKE!!!!! HORRIBLE VIDEO!!!!!!! REALLY HATED IT!!!!!!

curbstompmeplz

thinking about the time i was struggling to open my water bottle in class, and a girl that i had spoken to maybe 3 times came up to me and went

"let me help you baby"

and then proceeded to struggle to open the bottle

paolabracho-deactivated20230704

i wouldve fallen in love right then & there ngl

fangorn-forest

vampire vs. skeleton. what's the vampire gonna do? suck blood the skeleton doesn't have?? on the other hand werewolf vs. skeleton would not be so good. all those bones.

keepcalmandcarriefischer

Its like Halloween rock paper scissors

hotlocalwizards

i work as a barista & people tell me all the time that The Drinks Got Gender. Thats A Lady Coffee, people try to say

its fucking bean water

nm-qttps-old

can’t believe i can’t just reply to this but: maybe they’re actually telling you that this coffee has an important status. Lady Coffee

hotlocalwizards

oh shit i was in the presence of bean water royalty oh fuck i must have looked like such a rube. such a fool.

hommedog

what the fuck does this post mean ive been trying to decipher its hieroglyphic encrypted message but i cant

hotlocalwizards

“From a deconstructionist stand point, I have to disagree with a large portion of the customers that I, a humble barista tend to each day. The assertion that certain coffee drinks are more suitable for one gender or another is folly. For as we know: 1. gender is a social construct, & 2. coffee of any type is simply hot water strained through roasted beans, & has no greater affect on either culturally assigned sex.”

“What ho, kind friend! Is it not unfortunate that I cannot simply reply to this post, & most reblog it? What a farce, this blue website! Ah, but I digress: what if perhaps your customers were not asserting not the suitability of the drink for a given gender, but rather indicating some matter of status? Perhaps the coffee is possessing of a high rank in society. This is of course my purely grammatical viewpoint on the subject.”

“Oh, damnation! This does in fact seem much more likely than my own ludicrous assumptions, & I was no doubt in the presence of roasted bean royalty! Some emissary from foreign soil! Curses! What a country bumpkin I’ve made myself out to be!!”