Some pursue happiness, others create it...

I want a bromance like Stewart and Colbert. I've taken over twenty tests to figure out which Friend I am; the conclusion is overwhelmingly either Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, Rachel, Joey, or Monica. I like cheez-its, pizza, amy poehler, sundays, semicolons, and the color yellow. My favorite number is 211. Oh, and my name is Marie; hello! 22, NY

[wouldvebeensweet]

Taylor Swift: Miss Americana

[democraticsenator]

this sent me

[whitepeopletwitter]

[eilti]

Holy shit

[hodlmyvodka]

Knights of the Round Table

[bonkai-diaries]

[assyrianjalebi]

[gmbencompetence]

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

[therothwoman]

this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to

[cheese24k]

[muppetmayhem]

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

[321redlightt-deactivated2016010]

my heart exploded

[alexisrose]

claire being a mood™  

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ruffboi-mags]

BETTE MIDLER????

[angstbotfic]

Bette Midler drags Trump like daily. 

[writing-prompt-s]

Image prompt

[randomslasher]

“Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.”

[northern-borealis]

I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.

[ruinedchildhood]

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[hashtagloveloses]

[oh-so-much-adhd]

When you’re in the middle of procrastinating and suddenly the Will to Work™ hits you

[c-bassmeow]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I CANNOT DEAL 

[climbingouttathehole]

[hogwartsaheadcanon]

as soon as i figure out whether there’s any practical difference between ‘that’ and ‘which’ in a sentence, you’re all finished

[lytefoot]

“That” is if the clause specifies which one, “which” is if you’re giving extra information.

“She took the bag that contains the loot” means that she took one of several bags, in particular, the one that happens to contain the loot.

“She took the bag, which contains the loot” means that there’s only one bag you might be referring to, and that the fact that she took it is important because it contains the loot.

Also, there’s a comma before “which” but not before “that.”

[hogwartsaheadcanon]

you’re all finished

[whitepeopletwitter]