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the inconvenience you didn't deserve but you got ~anyway~

[thisoneweirddragon]

TOY STORY 5 SPOILERS KINDA

What I expected from TS5: "tech Bad toys Good grandstand grandstand Inconsistent Characterization Woody is a Perfect Toy"

What I got: "Toys Good for Certain Things, Tech also Good for (different) Certain Things, For Tech To Be Good Parents Must Be Involved, Unrestricted Access To Tech Bad For A Lot Of Reasons, Unresolved Trauma makes things *much harder* but Persevering Is Important, Jesse Is A Very Well Written Character Whose Flaw Is Also Her Strength, Weirdly High Number Of Woody Is Old Jokes"

I understand now why this movie got popular

[thisoneweirddragon]

the best thing about being diabetic is that sometimes, for no adequately explained reason, your entire digestive tract decides that the best way to keep your blood glucose steady is to *empty your entire GI tract multiple times over the course of a day*

I promise my Endo is *aware* of this and I have been informed that *no yeah that'll happen just stay hydrated*

Thanks I hate it

[thisoneweirddragon]

GUESS WHAT BABES ITS HAPPENING AGAIN

more specifically it's because I had to go a month without my most expensive med (not insulin but still *yikes* it's ok I'm back on it now) and now my body has decided that Today Is A Good Day To Die

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

little me was so confused & annoyed when i found out that bears do not come in small, domestic sizes. my favorite plushie was a teddy bear; i planned to own a pet bear when i grew up. i assumed bears would come in a range of sized, like dogs. ideally mine would be about the size of winnie the pooh/a small child. they would be heavy but still capable of sitting on my lap while i rubbed their belly. they would have a little playground set in the backyard. we would go for walks in the forest and have picnics. i had solid reasonings:

1) my stuffed animals were mostly dogs and cats and bears, implying that bears were a future pet option

2) bears were more human shaped than dogs or cats so naturally they were both capable of both domesticity and humanlike behavior. i envisioned it like having a short lil buddy with the intelligence of a small child. a little pal i could cuddle with who would hang out with me at the beach on weekends. we would go on a road trip together. we would have tea parties together, which would be cute bc bears don't drink tea or have the dexterity to sip from a teacup, but they are smart enough to be taught to hold a (very very sturdy) cup between their paws and pretend. i was going to wear straw hats and we would sit in the garden, my little pet bear and me. these were concrete plans i had and yet i must live here in this petty thieving devastation of a reality, where tiny bears do not frolick and lick jam off my fingers.

[arsonwerm]

I know it’s not the same, but may I suggest: Tibetan Mastiffs

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no see i want a miniature bear. miniature

[jeffcross5000]

[jenjen4280]

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.

[thisoneweirddragon]

LAKE MICHIGAN WANTS YOU DEAD. STAY OFF THE SHELF ICE AND BEWARE THE UNDERTOW.

this has been a PSA. you have been warned

[thisoneweirddragon]

Guess who just jumpscared themselves with their own embroidery machine T-T

[thisoneweirddragon]

Guess who just jumpscared themselves with their own embroidery machine T-T

[lavendercowboyart]

trans rights (and wrongs) seagull illustrations— inspired by @citizen.reid’s video (on TikTok and insta) of a seagull with a trans flag!!

I may add this to my shop if there’s enough interest! :)

[thisoneweirddragon]

the best thing about being diabetic is that sometimes, for no adequately explained reason, your entire digestive tract decides that the best way to keep your blood glucose steady is to *empty your entire GI tract multiple times over the course of a day*

I promise my Endo is *aware* of this and I have been informed that *no yeah that'll happen just stay hydrated*

Thanks I hate it

[shrimpleandclean]

But have you considered: Organization Pidgeonteen (gonna be a holo sticker soon!)

[mechanomorphic]

queer muppet moments i would make happen if i was in charge of the muppets:

the electric mayhem (minus animal bcs hes their kid) arent a polycule, theyre monogamous. but specifically they break up and date each other one at a time. they have a chart.

animal is genderfluid. this is mentioned exactly once bcs kermit calls her he and she starts yelling "SHE/HER!" kermit corrects himself and the show goes on

rizzo made out with gonzo once but he still considers himself straight bcs gonzo is not a guy, he's a whatever. gonzo agrees with this

uncle deadly dated tim curry. it did not end well.

actual emotional scene of gonzo talking about how he feels abt gender. no jokes.

kermit: no matter what, gonzo is still gonzo, and we're always going to support gonzo no matter what gonzo decides- gonzo: kermit. i still use he/him

statler and waldorf wedding episode. theyre divorced by the next

beaker trying to ask bunsen out on a date. in the end it turns out bunsen thought they'd been dating for years.

miss piggy hanging out with drag queens

related, miss piggy starting to present butch and kermit being Really Into It. hes embarassed abt it

pepe begins a story with "when i was a little girl...."

janice decides to start using just she bcs "like, i could never be her"

rowlf mentions having a husband. even kermit is like "??? since when??!"

actually i change my mind. genderfluid animal is mentioned a second time when dr teeth is calling for instrument and mic checks, he turns to animal and yells "animal! pronoun check!" "HE/HIM" "alright!"

[irisbleufic]

Swedish Chef neopronouns: bork/bork/bork

[forgetful-dorito]

I like to think that Grace and Adrian have very similar problems

[thebestestbat]

the point of cloth mother is to fuck wire mother like crazy

[thebestestbat]

🔥🔥🔥

[thisoneweirddragon]

you leave tumblr for like a month and y'all's speaking simlish now

[serpexnessie]

Average Tomodachi Life Conversation

[dailycatsblog]

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[oriocookie]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[writing-prompt-s]

you and your best friend are superheroes who studied under the same master. He’s one of the strongest while you’re one of the weakest. When you ask him how, he confusingly asks you “Didn’t you take of the restrictor bands master gave us?”