happy pride month!

Hi, I'm August!

[thispersonishuman]

Hi, I'm mostly going by August rn, but feel free to call me Alyx as well, and I'm a uni student (going into my 1st year as of this post)! I'm aroace and genderqueer. Use they/them pronouns for me.

My ao3 is archiveofourown.org/users/thispersonishuman my tapas is tapas.io/thispersonishuman and my deviantart is deviantart.com/thispersonishuman

(All my original works will be on my tapas acc, and any fanfics will be posted to my ao3, although I will do my best to put any writing and art on my tumblr.)

I made my profile picture using: https://picrew.me/image_maker/626197

[imsobadatnicknames2]

My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

It’s been almost two years since I posted this but here’s a list of the official spelling of every character he introduces here:

Dr. Gibbitz

Dr. Amon Skagerakk Fredrickshaven

Dr. Donald Gorthian

Ronald Von Momnaldberg

Dr. Natasha Nesciantskidovich

Vicenzo de Alimamala Corningston III 

Professor Jerry Gustav Mangledink

Horace Marmingblat Wimplestein, Jr.

Dr. Chazz Fazzledopenhoffer

Vater Oorlag

Dr. Milminaman-lanilim-swinwamly

Dr. Gibbitz again (but for some reason it’s spelled “Gibbetz” in the season 2 subtitles)

Melmord Fjordslorn

Dr. Ralphus Galkinsmelter

Dr. Amomolith Chesterfield

Wilmore Unduntingiminen

Dr. Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden

Dr. Imptnin Pmiltson

Dr. Tormindbind Mickmildididindnin

Dr. Krumpworth Chponglasia IV, Jr.

Dr. Borgermu Barret Swingdworth 

Dr. Richard Reinhold Rnawighiwowpj

Captain Slufgyflaysid

Dr. Bartholomew Grahsrihajul

Dr. Alsajahb Fifborgiltk 

Dr. Fsmilejera Irlelwoll 

Dr. Commander Vernmim Chuntspinkton

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Like I just love how you can pinpoint “Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden” as the exact moment the joke went from making Mark Hamill say funny but still vaguely name-shaped words to forcing that poor man to pronounce straight up keysmashes out loud.

[theinfiknight]

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

[thebibliosphere]

Why must I be awake.

[thebibliosphere]

#another victim of the woke agenda

@natalieironside what's it like being one of the funniest mother fuckers on the planet?

[natalieironside]

I wish it paid more

[pangur-and-grim]

I hope the neighbours don’t mind him watching

[pangur-and-grim]

I hope the sun and the sky don’t mind him watching

[pangur-and-grim]

I was looking at baby photos, and he’s just doing the exact same shit but nuder

[incorrectbatfam]

the Batkids would definitely turn one of Damian’s horses gay when why find out he doesn’t know what the lgbtq+ community is (pls tell my you’ve seen that post of a horse girl saying she’s raising her son gay (putting a pride flag on her horse and making it do marches))

Damian, walking into the barn: What are you doing?

Steph, putting a rainbow cape on Bat-Cow: Turning the animals gay. You wouldn't get it.

Steph: *snickers*

Damian: Same-sex penguin couples adopt abandoned eggs.

Damian: Clownfish undergo sex changes.

Damian: Snails are born with both male and female reproductive parts.

Damian: Female stick bugs self-fertilize.

Damian: Bonobos display homosexual activity more frequently than heterosexual.

Damian: Male seahorses get pregnant.

Damian: The platypus has ten sex chromosomes.

Damian: *fixes the cape*

Damian: And Bat-Cow is in a long-distance lesbian situationship with a buffalo from Wyoming. It is the human species that is dull and inferior.

Damian: *walks away*

[gleerant]

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

[gleerant]

this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you have met the librarian

[archdemoning]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[tfemflightinstructor]

You can do this in airplanes actually and lemme tell you. It gets . Heated.

The argument between a 70 year old man who hasn’t had a biennial flight review in 40 years who cuts off a cfi who has 250 hours and trained at a 141 school that prioritizes check-ride pass rate over actual Skill building is one of the most heated arguments over radio you will Ever hear.

Both are in the wrong and both think they’re the sky god’s gift to aviation and will argue always forever and ever

[tfemflightinstructor]

Tags by @scrubdowner is SENDING ME

[fisher309]

Both citing unrelated regulations at each other

[fairycosmos]

#mygapingwound #mychildhoodghosts #myfleetingexistence #myfatheadache #myunexploredidentities #myendlesshame

[fairycosmos]

actually i think they were called my chemical romance

[wolfythewitch]

Phm doodle requests from twt

[senatortedcruz]

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[castielwingsflutter]

Okay so every month chess.com creates a new set of chess bot characters you can practise against and look at this month's...

I captured some of his yappings just for fun while playing him ♟️🪨

[wildminti]

Rocky was going to say "fans of PHM" but Grace panicked! 🏳️‍🌈

[star-trekster]

[darkestbrook]