This Post is Quadrants

Gimmick blog for tagging posts that fit into the Quadrants of troll romance from the webcomic Homestuck

[thispostisquadrants]

Andrew Hussie introduced the concept of Quadrants to the world as a satire of restrictive human concepts of sexuality and gender. Unfortunately, she did far too good of a job of creating a differently restrictive system and many people have incorporated it into their belief systems (myself included).

It's worth noting that this is what Trolls have instead of labels like homosexual, heterosexual, aromantic, etc. Trolls still have these things, they just don't call them that. Likewise, the Quadrants system puts words to something that humans might actually have. This is descriptive, not prescriptive.

[fyr-rphub]

Gentleman Johnny Marcone's obvious obsession with Harry is so fucking funny. Harry's building burns down and Marcone buys it, builds a castle there, and sets it up as a headquarters for a group of people following in Harry's legacy, protecting the city. He carefully preserves his basement laboratory, even keeping the same trap door, lovingly repaired. And all Harry feels is deep and burning rage. Like. Okay, babes. I know you're a little bit irrational at the best of times but like. This was not an act of aggression.

[thispostisquadrants]

This post is ♠️KISMESSITUDE♠️

[darilynnz]

man i dont even know

[thispostisquadrants]

This post is ♦️MOIRAILS♦️

[thispostisquadrants]

Hey, I am pleading to you for YOUR sake to stop randomly tagging "THESE X ARE SPADES" on posts. That. That does not mean what you think it means outside of your niche Homestuck interests that not as many people as you think share. It's an unintentional microaggression at BEST. You gotta stop.

YIKES

I'll get rid of those posts, and go back to using homestuck-specific terms. I really, REALLY should've known better.

Thanks for letting me know.

[gandalfsbignaturals]

its incredible how having emotions can physically exhaust you. who designed this system? this is terrible

[funkmclovin]

Yaldabaoth

lets get his ass

[fleshengine]

Alright girls, fuck his ass up.

[funkmclovin]

bet

[urfavesarequadranted]

Zooble and Jax are kismesis!!!

Zooble and Jax from The Amazing Digital Circus are kismeses!

[obscuretobyfox]

Andrew Hussie's concept for a Chapter 4 puzzle which is probably the most Andrew Hussie idea ever

[thispostisquadrants]

♦️This post is DIAMONDS♦️

[demilypyro]

[demilypyro]

[thispostisquadrants]

♠️This post is KISMESISSITUDE♠️

[thispostisquadrants]

5 posts!

This post is MOIRAILLEGIENCE.

[qiyra]

Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you

[transarsonist]

[shinosarna]

Some people are taking "Nobody in history has died of a THC overdose" as a challenge.

[lastoneout]

Love the people in the notes like "this would fix me" bestie this thing would dissolve your brain into a fine mist. You would discover the kind of mental illnesses Freud could only dream of. Forget meeting the Hat Man this is what turns you into the Hat Man. This is worse than that torture drug that makes you expirience 600 billion years in a second. This is the secret to honest to god shifting. The fucking MK-ULTRA era CIA would tell you to dial it back if you showed them this thing. This is the closest humans have ever come to making a physical manifestation of a bad idea. The only thing this is fixing is fixing to turn you inside out.

[misidentifying-animals-in-posts]

Purple sun star (Solaster endeca)

[thispostisquadrants]

♣️This post is CLUBS♣️

(Attempting to intervene in the relationship between you and the weed gummy)

[thispostisquadrants]

Andrew Hussie introduced the concept of Quadrants to the world as a satire of restrictive human concepts of sexuality and gender. Unfortunately, she did far too good of a job of creating a differently restrictive system and many people have incorporated it into their belief systems (myself included).

It's worth noting that this is what Trolls have instead of labels like homosexual, heterosexual, aromantic, etc. Trolls still have these things, they just don't call them that. Likewise, the Quadrants system puts words to something that humans might actually have. This is descriptive, not prescriptive.

[i-suggest-quadrants]

Enemy blog spotted

[thispostisquadrants]

You know a good kismessitude might encourage me to actually use this blog...