Sons of Nyx
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Sons of Nyx
trying to prove a point to my homophobic parents!!
reblog if you think it's okay to drag the corpse of your rival around the walls of his home city on account of your unrelenting rage
"came back wrong" but it's from work
sam nivola: i don't think there's anything sexual or romantic in what lochlan does with saxon, it's just... you know patrick is a very good friend of mine, like a brother, it's already weird. and the situation was so fucked up, the whole thing-
patrick schwarzenegger: call me by OUR SAME LAST NAME 🤣🤣🤣 he's questioning his sexuality and WHO he loves. what will happen and what will not, who knows 😈 look at those incestuous bts!! HIS SHORTS ARE SO SMALL LOL. *pours the entire barrel of gasoline on the fire* "i saw it, you wanted it" i don't know i didn't see it! interpretation! 🫣😶 gonna take bathroom breaks bc the incoming episodes are INSANE (×4)
tearing up thinking about the fact that Mark was only able to save Gemma because of innie solidarity. Because Helly stole Milchick's walkie talkie and trapped him, giving Mark the opportunity to escape. Because Dylan got back to the severed floor and saw some shit going down and without question threw his body on the line too. Because Lorne was exhausted watching her beloved goats sacrificed to the corporate machine and wasn't willing to stand by and watch Drummond kill one of their own. Because the entire Choreography and Merriment department responded to Helly pleading for help in a scene straight out of Norma Rae
Not a single one of them had ever met Gemma Scout, but they knew Ms. Casey was one of them. An injury to one is an injury to all
this is saxon to me btw. if u even care.
Menelaus: So, what, that was plan Beta?
Odysseus: No, no, that's, ah, that's plan Mu.
Ajax the Greater: Don't I die in plan Mu?
Odysseus: Yeah, usually.
Ajax the Greater: What you mean, usually? How many plans do I die in?
Odysseus: Gamma, Zeta, aaaaaannnnnnd Mu through Pi.
Ajax the Greater: Gamma, that's a little close to home. You need to switch that up. How many plans does Nestor die in?
Odysseus: None. And Menelaus none. And Agamemnon… nnehh. So there is a plan where Diomedes comes out of it with a scar from the temple through the eye all the way down to his mouth-
Diomdes: Oh, that sounds really cool, actually.
Agamemnon: Wait, wait, wait, go back, hold on, let's-let's rewind--you skipped past me! You skipped past me.
Odysseus: Well, I have one, there is a plan, but it's evolving.
Agamemnon: Okay, that's creepy. Don't you think that's creepy? He’s planning my death.
Achilles: I need to cut my hair.
Achilles: Or get a tattoo.
Achilles: Or a piercing.
Antilochus: ... why?
Achilles: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
Imagine scarfing down chinese food like a rabid animal only for jeff bezos to come and sit next to you and insult your dead wife, so you go home and get a lobotomy about it
“We shared vessels” was insane
Severance is so many things, a commentary on corporations and labor, on trauma, on religion, on the concept of “self”, but once I noticed how hard they actually go on the commentary of the treatment of children, I couldn’t unsee it
The little white lie “This is the tallest waterfall on the planet” brought me back to all the times I was lied to as a child—over harmless things, funny things, things that didn’t matter (holidays, magic, bedtime, death)
Lies your older cousin tells you because you don’t know any better and that’s the way of things, the power and frustration of knowing vs not knowing
Told you can’t leave, can’t explore, can’t choose what you wear or eat or do, the concept of permission dictates every detail of your life and you better be sorry (and sorry is all you are) if you violate these edicts; even deep emotions are the privilege of adults—adults can cry all they want for as long as they want; but innies? What do they have to cry about. Death and disease and devotion happen outside these walls. And you don’t belong there
severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real
Marlboro Wrapped: your wasted cigpig proto-corpse choked 100 times on our darling dust darts. and you sucked on the filter too much. stale stinking bitch
i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.
lotr au where everything is the same except they have phones so for half of the journey legolas is getting spam calls from thranduil asking where tf he is
tom sturridge’s voice for dream in the sandman is exactly what i hear whenever azriel speaks in ACOTAR.