Notorious

#blacklivesmatter //: amos: carraway_baby //: No justice. No peace.

[thisshitdepressing]

who’s goddamn white baby is this

[tr0jen]

[padahlecki-blog]

I HAVE BEEN QUEUEING THIS SINCE DECEMBER 11, 2013 BECAUSE I MISSED MY CHANCE LAST YEAR.

[thisshitdepressing]

I have this queue every year and forget about. Til I see it

[gfwayu]

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

[truestoriesaboutme]

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

[truestoriesaboutme]

This is going around again, so I should say, I was wrong when I wrote this.

Actually, I know the girl who set them and she’s full of shit

[bisexualshakespeare]

Congrats on the gender. Get well soon with the executive dysfunction

[truestoriesaboutme]

OH MY GOD

(from @me-ndel​)

[anarchy-kisses]

Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far

[thickness-protection-program]

“Get the strap!”

[tittytron]

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

[thisshitdepressing]

Stressed

[thisshitdepressing]

If you were curious how my quarantine went, I got broken up with, dyed half my hair, got seven new piercings, and two new tattoos. I’m living my life like it’s golden 🥰

[thisshitdepressing]

Halfway❤️🤞🏾

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[airbendher]

“Get on your dot” 😂😂😂😂

[redrola]

[aidashakur]

God please heal the part of me that i can't discuss

[censoredyetburning]

This fucking tweet

[easymoneyyb]

[bubblysuggestion]

you’re someone’s dream person

[frottinq]

I hate america too but the last person I wanna hear it from is some western european

[nevergenders]

remember that point in time when dropping your phone didn’t break it but instead the back of it fell off and the battery fell out and you just had to put it back on

[loudbpdxoxo-deactivated20240909]

Mary Schmich