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Jaune + Weiss + Fiona

Fiona: if you're not gonna play past the concontroller

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Never Skip Leg Day

Yang: C'mon Ruby just a few more pushes.

Ruby: 98... 99... 100...

Dear Brothers art thou in heaven. That was heavy.

*wipes her sweat*

Yang: Oh don't be such a drama queen. Here don't forget to rehydrate.

*gives Ruby a water bottle*

Ruby: *glug, glug*

Ahhh.... That hit the spot.

Speaking of which thanks for spotting me sis.

Yang: Hey what are sisters for. Also how come I only see you during "leg day." Are you training your Semblance or something?

Ruby: Let's just say I need to get a "leg up" on someone. To make sure a "certain blonde" can't escape me...

Yang: *thinking Ruby is talking about her*

Well, well looks who think she can finally take her big sister in a fight?

But I'm afraid you still have a long way and you need to train your upper body more before you can take on these two bad boys.

*kisses her biceps*

Ruby: ... Yes sure, in a fight.

So anyway sis. I gotta bounce, I have a prior engagement I need to fulfill. (More like Fill)🤭

Back at the Dorm.

Jaune: *shudders*

I feel a disturbance in the force. It is as if a thousand horny souls coalesce into a single powerful soul, suddenly scream for my dick and are running at full speed to get to me.

Ren: ... That's oddly disturbing.

So what are you going to do?

Jaune: The same way Yang's mom handles her problem. By running away.

*summon a green portal*

Ren: Since when can you do that?!

Jaune: Since back when this show was owned by WB....

Uh. I mean... I met an old guy that was completely blitzed out of his mind from what I cannot even guess.

I tried to help him.

He thought I was his grandson.

We go on an adventure together.

Well long story short. He gave me an extra portal gun. In case I ever needed it.

And right now I definitely need it. So I'll see you in a month till things have cooled over.

You want to come with me to, Ren?

Ren: Nah Nora will burn down the whole city if I weren't here to stop her. But best of luck to you, Jaune.

Jaune: Good call. I'll see you when I see you Ren. Take care.

*portal closed*

Ren: And there he goes. I think he's overreacting way too much over this. I mean there's no way someone can be that horny for him...

*smash door*

Ruby: Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum!!!

Where is the pretty blonde boy!!!

If I can't find him I will burn this city to the ground!!!

Nora: Yeah. Woo hoo! City wide destruction.

Count me in Rubes!

You have my hammer.

Ren: Ahhh shiz....

A Few Franchise Jumps Away

*ding dong*

Shadow: Jaune?

Jaune: Hey it's me Shadow. Mind if I bunked in with you for a month. I'm trying to escape from a very thirsty wolf.

Shadow: For you Jaune? Of course. You're my favorite white boy... I mean, Jaune come get in here. Stay as long as you want.

I just need to clean up and get rid of a little trash before you can get in though.

*walks upstairs*

Shadow: Hey! Beat it trash. Jaune is here I need you to get out of my house.

Sonic: W-what. Who is Jaune?

Shadow: A better friend than you that's for sure. Now the get the fuck out before I pulled out my Glock!

*kick sonic out of bed*

Sonic: But Shadow I'm trying to escape from Amy, remember. She wanted to talk about moving in and shit. I ain't ready for that.

Shadow: Ain't my problem faker. Get your stuffs and get the fuck out of here!

Sonic: Why can't he just take the couch?

Shadow: And let my boy sleep on the couch? Nuh uh. Ain't no fucking way I'll let Jaune sleep on the couch. When I got a perfectly good guestroom.

Sonic: Yeesh! Okay fine. I don't know you like this Jaune guy that much.

Okay I'll take the couch then.

Shadow: Oh no you don't. Me and Jaune will finally be able to spend time together. And I'll be damned before I'll let you in on our fun.

Sonic: But where will I go?

Shadow: Not my problem. Try your two tailed friends. He got a plane. He probably has a garage for you to sleep in?

*drags Sonic away*

Sonic: That will be the first place Amy look!

Shadow: Try your other friend. "Buckle" or something.

Sonic: The dude doesn't have a house!

Shadow: Wow. I totally do not give a shit.

*kicks Sonic out the backdoor*

Now stay out!

Sonic: Wait, I forgot my stuff!

*sonic's stuff suddenly appears on top of his head*

Sonic: Owww!

Now where am I supposed to go?

Back at the front door

Shadow: Hey sorry for the wait. But you can go in now.

Jaune: Thanks. Again I'm sorry for suddenly dropping in on you. I'm such a bad friend.

Shadow: No!!!

I mean, no you're not a bad friend. How could you Maria....

Jaune: Who's Maria?

Shadow: Uh.... I. Never mind that.

BTW I got a Switch. You want to play?

Jaune: Oh sweet you got a switch too, here?!

Shadow: That's right. Now go sit on the couch. I'll make hot coco while you play.

Jaune: I can't say this enough. But thank you so much for letting me stay.

Shadow: Ha, ha. What are friends for...

Never again...

*close the door*

Meanwhile back at the other universe

Ruby: Where is my Blonde Boy!!!

Where is he?!!

*Godzilla screech*

Nora: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Nora Smash!!!

Ren: *sobs* I should have gone with Jaune. *Cries*

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Ren: And so, the brave knight dove into battle. Brave. Fearless.

Nora: Alone against the odds~!

Ren: Yes, it's true.

Nora: One man against the world~!

Ren: Exactly.

Nora: ...He's going to die any second now, isn't he?

Ren: Oh yeah.

Jaune: this will be a glorious death HAHAHAHA

Ruby: Want to come over and play the game "I hold on to you and never let go"?

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Jaune: Huh weird. Thats my mom’s favorite game.

Ruby: Really?

Jaune: Yeah. That’s why I had to sneak out and run away to get to Beacon.

Ruby: Uh oh

Mama arc in a fight with a grimm: YOU WONT STOP ME FROM GETTING TO MY BABY

On a mission

With RWBY and JNPR

Ruby: GUYS! we are on a mission can you stop

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Wait she looks adorable ere.

All I see is that she has no nose 😂

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Wait she looks adorable ere.

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Softer than Pillow.

Jaune: *yawn* Ruby do you mind if rest my head in this here pillow.

Ruby: Of course Jaune.

Jaune: Sweet thanks... *resting his head on top of Ruby's soft bodacious booty*

Ruby: !!!???

Jaune: Zzzzz....

Ruby: Oh Jaune you perv, you are so going to get it in the morning... Crap, I just realize I can't move.

Feel free to add more if you want to

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Ruby: Uh oh... I have to pee...

Jaune: Zzz...

Ruby: Rrgh... Jaune... This is why I think you're part cat!

Ruby: *Changing*

Jaune: *staring*

Ruby: You've seen me naked a thousand times.

Jaune: I've watched the stars come out a thousand times too.

Jaune: That doesn't mean I don't love looking at them

Ruby: sh-shut up

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Jaune: Aw, man...

Yang: What?

Jaune: Cold hot dogs again? This is the last time I let Nora pack lunch for me.

Yang: Wh- Cold hot dogs are good, though? Like, just cut it up or rip it to pieces or snack on it bite by bite-

Jaune: (Inhales hot dog)

Yang: YOU DID NOT JUST SWALLOW THAT ENTIRE HOT DOG!

Blake: what that mouth do 🥴

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Jaune: *Getting the absolute Shit kicked out of him*

Pyrrha, Dreamily: Maidens above he can take a beating~

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Yang: P-Money?

Jaune: *Takes a bad hit*

Pyrrha: Oh! that one looked like it hurt~ YOUR DOING GOOD JAUNE! RAISE YOUR SHIELD A LITTLE MORE! BACK FOOT FURTHER BACK!

Ren: Pyrrha, ple-

Pyrrha: Do you think it'll leave a mark? No of course it won't his aura's still up. darn it.

Weiss: *Whispering* Is ... Is Pyrrha getting off on Jaune getting beat down?

Nora: I don't think it's just that ...

Jaune: *Lands a Hit, chunks enemies Aura*

Pyrrha: Oh MAIDENS~ What if he left Marks on ME~!

Nora: She's a genlte soul, but a fighter at heart. She has a bloodlust. Emphasis on Lust.

Ruby: Pyrrha you seem really ... excited? About this?

Blake: *Grimacing* Oh She is.

Ruby: How can you-

Blake: I can hear the Squelching.

Blake: By gods the squelching.

Ruby: *Looks at Pyrrha, who's not so subtly trying to keep from touching herself*

Jaune: *Let's out a vicious warcry*

Pyrrha: *Shudders visible and moans audibly* What if I could get him to make those sounds?! Don't forget to follow-through! His stance isn't as solid as before!

Ruby: *Looks back at Blake, who's still grimacing and has now also become quite flustered*

Ruby: So... should we do something about it?

Nora: Nah, Pyr-Pyr is super volatile right now and her reflexes become... well... here, watch. *Grabs a pencil, throws it at Pyrrha's face*

Pyrrha: *Hand snaps up at the pencil without looking away from the fight, shattering the pencil completely* The flexing of his muscles, their movements will utterly mesmerise me. Almost there! Keep up the pressure!

Nora: So yeah... be our guest if ya wanna try and do something.

Weiss: *Contemplating the shattered image she had once conjured up about the champion Spartan* Brothers, just how much repression is Pyrrha trying to work through?

Yang: A lot?

Jaune: *Seizes a decisive victory. Despite looking like a complete mess, still has more than half his Aura left.* YEEEAAAH! Eat that, Thrush! COME ON!

Pyrrha: *Finally looks away from the Arena to address the group. Her pupils are pinpricks and manic.* He and I are going to our dorm. There I will have him blow my back out. You are all staying away.

Yang: But we got stuff to gra-

Pyrrha: *Emerald eyes seemingly ablaze with an unnatural intensity* Not a question, you campfire-lizard.

Yang: *Thoroughly intimidated* Staying away, got it.

*A bell rings, indicating the end of classes for the day*

Ren: *heaving a weary sigh.* Let's head into Vale. I don't think any of us want to be nearby.

Nora: Let's go hunting for pancakes! *Shoves the entire group out of the classroom* Happy booping, Champ.

Pyrrha: *Already back focusing on Jaune* My knight, all night long.

Why an AI slop pfp?

Because i like it

Weiss: If I send you a nude I expect you to open it within five minutes. Why do you hate me?

Jaune: I... I had to hunt Tyrian all around the city so I could murder him, Weiss.

Weiss: so you love him more than me :-(

At lunch...

Jaune: *Nomming away at his meal with gusto* Man, Beacon sure has some good cooks on staff.

Nora: *Inhaling pancakes* Mhmm!

Weiss: *Not so mildly revulsed by Jaune and Nora's eating habits* Shame the view leaves something to be desired at times.

Ren: *Sitting down with his modest meal and tea* You get used to it.

Jaune: *Immediately stops eating* Oh no... Ren. You will not talk. I wanna enjoy my meal, alright!

Weiss: Arc, what is the meaning of this rudeness?! To your own teammate even!

Jaune: No, Weiss. You don't understand. This is for all our sakes.

Weiss: Putting a gag order on your friend and teammate is for our own good? You expect me to believe such drivel?!

Ren: Oh, it's quite alright Weiss. Jaune's just playing his part in our routine discussions.

Jaune: Do not play this off as some bit we do on the regular!

Ren: *Ignoring Jaune* Anyway, I learned something most interesting the other day.

Weiss: *Intrigued by her stoic classmate's supposed new knowledge* Oh, that must be quite the tidbit of information.

Jaune: For the love of the Gods, don't encourage him.

Ren: *Ignoring Jaune even harder* Very much so. Did you know this? There is something of a membrane in our eye sockets that prevents our own immune systems from attacking our eyes.

Weiss: *Stunned* Uhm... what?

Ren: Yes indeed, just think about it. We could contract some kind of illness that damages that membrane, which results in our own bodies rejecting our own eyes. Self-inflicted blindness because our antibodies are anti-eyes.

Jaune: *Lamenting* I just wanted a nice meal...

Nora: *Stopped inhaling pancakes* Well... I'm suddenly not that hungry anymore.

Weiss: *Reconsidering the past few minutes of her life* I cannot believe I have to admit I should have sided with Arc of all people.

Nearby Student: *Panicking* Oh man, I knew my eyesight's been going fuzzy lately. What if it means that I'm sick and my eyes are actually being destroyed by my own body?!?

Other Student: *Smacks him* Calm your tits, dude. I've been telling you, you just need glasses, you dumb-ass.

Jaune:

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Weiss: You look tense Jaune.

Jaune: ... Something's about to happen.

Ren: We have Taste Bud like structures in our Urethras.

Jaune: AND THERE IT IS

Weiss: WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Weiss: *Putting on make-up* ...

Yang: *Entering the bathroom* Oi, Weissicles. Peeps are wai... what the fuck is that make-up?!

Weiss: *In clown make-up* I believe it to be quite obvious, even to a dunce like you.

Yang: Okay, rephrasing the question. WHY the fuck do you have that make-up?

Weiss: Two years ago, I was dating Jaune. Nothing too serious, but we did spend our time intimately together.

Yang: ...

Weiss: Two years ago, I also asked my sister to "test" his loyalty to me.

Yang: ...

Weiss: Today, it's Jaune and Winter's one year wedding anniversary AND they're bringing their children along.

Yang: Oh... oh wow...

Weiss: Quite.

Yang: Do you want me to help you or something?

Weiss: *Hands over the paint* Sure, knock yourself out.

Ruby: that's rough buddy

Weiss: Jaune! What the hell is this?! *Shows a picture on social media*

Jaune: Uuuh...

Weiss: Why am I seeing you liking a picture of the buttocks of another person on the internet? All whilst I have always generously presented my own to you.

Jaune: Weiss-

Weiss: Does my behind start to bore you? Is is not good enough?

Jaune: It's not-

Weiss: Is it not round enough? Not fat and luscious enough, like this one?!

Jaune: ...

Weiss: Well? Out with it!

Jaune: Weiss. That is my butt you're looking at...

Weiss: ...

Jaune: I took a picture of it and accidentally posted it on to my social media. Then I accidentally liked it whilst trying to figure out how to delete it.

Weiss: Oh... Apologies.

Jaune: Apology accepted.

Weiss: I would like more pictures now.

Jaune: Of course you do.