By @Fakelml on X.
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@demondartanian
By @Fakelml on X.
Damn ❤️🔥
Ruby: Dating app on your scroll? Uninstalled.
Jaune: How am I supposed to meet women?
Ruby: You've met her already.
Jaune: ?
Ruby: *pointing at herself* I said you've met her already.
Jaune: !
All right, kid, here’s the deal. At any given time there are around 1500 aliens on the planet most of them right here in Manhattan. And most of them are decent enough. They’re just trying to make a living.
Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld
A little white lie 💚
My contribution to Ribbit's and Ragatha's relationship.
Believe it or not I've been working on this comic for months now but only had the time and patience to finish it now.
Rest assured that whenever Ragatha doesn't get enough attention, I will make it my mission to make her shine.
It's just a little funny interaction I had in mind.. tho I'm sure Ragatha had a hard time keeping up her smile when her friend abstracted.
Average nighttime text
Jaune:*watching tv*
Bzzz! bzzz!
Jaune:*looks at scroll*
Nora: “Good day, my precious leader. I hope this finds you in good health. As I sit in my apartment I can’t help but think about how long it’s been since my face rested comfortably on your toned lap, your cock lovingly being warmed in my throat. Despite what many might claim, some marvelous individuals like myself take great joy in this sensation alongside their well endowed partner; much like how you claim that you partake in my flesh for your own satisfaction. If you would be so kind to venture out into the world to arrive at myself so that we may both feast at the same time, it would be greatly appreciated. Your faithful eater, Nora Valkyrie.”
Jaune:…..
xxxxxx
Nora:*playing games*
Bzzz! bzzz!
Nora:*looks at text*
Jaune: “My chaotic carrot top, I have received your letter of yearning. I do say I take issue with your phrasing. I do not claim to enjoy your flesh for my own desires. It is a fact! The nectar that sticks to my tongue is nothing less than nourishment that sustains my sanity. Please do well to remember that. As for your generous invitation, and I do mean generous, I am afraid many of my wears are currently being cleaned for tomorrow’s errands. I am more than willing to reignite the memories you mentioned, but it would require you to make the journey into the night; something I know you are well equipped for. If thou chooses to go on this expedition, know that not only will you be offered shelter through the long night, but a bountiful breakfast of your choosing. I vow no taste you desire shall escape your tongue, and that your body shall not no emptiness under any pretense. Your trusted handler, Jaune Arc.”
Nora:…….
xxxxxxx
Incoming call from N-
Jaune:Helloooo?
Nora: “Handler” is fucking crazy!
Jaune:Hahahahaha! You don’t like it?
Nora:I don’t hate it~ unfortunately. I’m putting on my shoes right now; driving a hard bargain and matching my energy. Can’t believe this.
Jaune:I look forward to your warmth.
Nora:That dick better be out and ready for me when I arrive!
Jaune:You have a key. Do lock the door on the way in. Love ya. Be safe.
Nora:Yeah, yeah, love you too. *hangs up* God damnit Nora! Some cock and pancakes and you’re heading out in the dead of night! *grabs hammer* I wish a mugger would try to stop me tonight. It’ll be the last cat they ever called! *leaves.*
I can picture these two as childhood friends/crushes
Yang:Has anyone seen Ruby and Jaune?
Weiss:Probably fucking.
Yang:We can call it having quality time y’know…
Weiss:Oh so it’s quality time with them but it’s you and Blake, you’re getting fucked?
Yang:Precisely. I’m in the room for that. It’s the only correct description. Let me continue to cherish my sweet and honest sister.
Nora:Ruby is likely getting gutted in the best way possible.
Yang:Staaaahhhp!
Weiss:Leader in the streets. Devote follower in the sheets.
Ren:She’s probably being the most honest she’s ever been when you think about it.
Yang:You guys are the worst!
Blake:You have to accept it in the long term. Especially if Ruby acts even half as badly as you do.
Yang:*red* I do not need an attack from all sides!
xxxxxx
Ruby:*eating ice cream cone* Y’know I think we really needed this.
Jaune:*holding ice cream sandwich* Can’t remember the last time I had ice creams and went on a stroll. Definitely underrated.
Ruby:It’s the little things in life. *smiles* I don’t think this day could be more perfect.
Jaune:…Wanna have sex later?
Ruby:Hell yeah! I could work off this sugar high.
Jaune:Never even crossed my mind those two things could happen at the same time. Like…ever.
Ruby:No need to fear. I’ll ride slow.
Jaune:Oh by all means, don’t. Get that energy out.
Ruby:Hahaha!
9 Days of Lancaster 2026
For convenience
This isn’t what it looks like
Snowed in
Others’s POV
Patching Injuries
Knights and Nobility
I love you
Marriage Pact
Epilogue Elopement
Dealer’s Choice
Knightlight Peace Pose
Shout out to @blackbirdcalls for the models.
9 Days of Lancaster Day 9: Dealer’s Choice- College AU pt2
Part 1 <-
Yang:Beeeeed! Oh thank goodness! *flops on it* Orientation was exhausting!
Ruby:Your exhausted!? You sent me to a trial by fire!
Yang:And are we forgetting how you chose to repay me?
45 minutes ago, in the courtyard…
Ruby:The more I walk the more I think this sidewalk is a treadmill! Yang, are you sure we’re headed the right way?
Yang:….
Ruby:Yang?
The younger sister follows the older line of sight to spot a dignified woman with long black hair and golden eyes fixated on a book.
Ruby:…..YEAH THAT GIRL READING IS PRETTY CUTE!!!
Blake:Hmm? *looks up*
Yang:!?!!? *starts sprinting*
xxxxxxx
Ruby:The real tragedy of that moment is learning you probably could’ve gotten a track scholarship.
Yang:I can’t stand you.
Ruby:Why? It turned out to be an ice breaker.
She points to the same girl walking into the room with her bags, eyes still on the pages. Although now they occasionally glanced up and smirked.
Blake:It was pretty funny.
Yang:Please ignore half the things she does. Poor girl was dropped as a baby.
Ruby:Stop telling people that! Weiss already thinks I’m stupid!
Yang:And why do we care about what a grouchy girl who could drown in a teacup thinks?
Blake:In all fairness, I too would be mildly upset if I spent money for a personal dorm, and ended up bunking with three others because of a system error.
Yang:What’s she afraid of? We’ll add color to her life? Anyways, enough about her! You have more important things to worry about!
Ruby:Yeah I don’t know how I’m surviving math at 8am in the morning. I might have to record those lectures.
Yang:Not that! I’m talking about tall blonde and anxious! Has he texted you back yet?
Ruby:*red* No! He had orientation too, like we all did! Besides, I doubt he’s actually going to text me. He was just surviving a very awkward situation.
Blake:Are we talking about the reason for your revenge?
Ruby:Yes! Someone thought it was a good idea to yell at a random stranger in a weird attempt to play wingman when no one asked!
Blake:Looks like it’s genetic.
Yang:Please forget the last hour. I know it includes orientation but let’s be honest, it was common sense.
Ruby:*looking at phone*…
Yang:Did he text?
Ruby:I told you he’s not gonna-
🎶This will be the day we’ve waited for! This will be the day we🎶
Ruby:Oh god he’s calling!!! What do I do!?
Yang:Answer, genius!
Ruby:Daaa, ummm!!! *accepts* Yooo..?
Jaune:Y-Yo? It’s me, Jaune. The guy from earlier.
Ruby:Oh trust me, I definitely remember. I’m a little shocked is all. Wasn’t expecting you to actually call.
Jaune:Well I don’t know you or your sister that well, but she seems like she follows through on threats.
Yang:I like him.
Ruby:*pushes Yang away* Soooo, orientation was pretty lame. Nearly fell asleep. I mean it was pretty common sense.
Yang:*squints*
Jaune:Haha, you’re not wrong. Like who in their right mind would fake a grade or credit?
Ruby:Obviously they would check those.
Jaune:Pfft, right!? Obviously…hehe. Anyways! Umm, are you free right now? I can understand if you lots to unpack.
Ruby:Uh, I’m available.
Yang:Yeah you are…
Ruby:*red* What’s up?
Jaune:Seeing how we’re both awkward and looking for friends apparently, wanna meet in the sports area and just kick a soccer ball around.
Ruby:Pfft! O-Okay? Wasn’t quite expecting that as option. Not that it’s bad! Just different !
Jaune:Yeah I know. Thought it was a good idea considerin…y’know, you just met me? Figured broad daylight, casual clothes and a public space was a no brainer.
Ruby:Gonna be honest, didn’t cross my mind.
Jaune:That’s slightly concerning.
Ruby:Hey! I’ll have you know I’m tougher than I look. Also you thought my sister was a mugger and walked over.
Blake:What’s his name again?
Yang:Jaune.
Blake:Jaune sounds nice.
Yang:Right?!
Jaune:Is your sister with you by any chance?
Ruby:She’s being agitating a two feet away.
Yang:HIIIIII!
Jaune:Hellooooo.
Yang:Congrats on living! You’re making smart choices.
Ruby:Like I said, agitating. Anyways, soccer sounds good. I actually played quite a bit.
Jaune:Then that means you know how to take a loss.
Ruby:Ha! You wish! Let’s see if you can even keep up with me.
Jaune:Well…my stride did look about your height.
Ruby:*smiless* Oh, so we’re funny now? Okay.
Yang’s eyes perked up. She quickly pulled out her phone and started typing before flipping the screen to Ruby.
Ruby: “How about the loser pays for a meal-” !? *blushing*
Jaune:Ah, raising the stakes for a steak? Sure, why not? See you there in 15 minutes?
Ruby:Sure! Umm bye?
Jaune:Hehe, goodbye.
Call ends
Yang:Man, I’m a great wingman!
Ruby:You’re a chaotic mess who’s right half the time. May I borrow a hair tie? I wanna kick his butt in our duel.
Yang:You mean date?
Ruby:Not when there’s food involved.
The redhead frantically gathers her shorts and a change of shoes when her fourth roommate walks in utterly defeated.
Weiss:They said I can’t change until next semester. I’m stuck with you lot.
Yang:I think you mean we’re stuck with you.
Weiss:Why must you be loud and wrong? Is it genetic? That’s unfortunate.
Yang:Y’know what? I’m not ruining this beautiful moment. I’m too busy being proud of my little sister.
Ruby:A boy asked me to go play soccer with him.
Weiss:Didn’t ask, but okay. Tell him not to run out of his room next time. He nearly ran me over.
RBY:…..
Weiss:…What? Are you not going to play soccer with the bumbling blonde dolt that just ran out the room across the hall? He was holding a ball.
Ruby:Wait…he’s….
Blake:What are the odds? Forget genetics. Looks like you and your sister should play lottery tickets. That’s two chance encounters turned dorm mates.
Yang:Like I said. Great. Wingwomen.
Ruby:Great!? Now if I do something embarrassing I have to see him everyday!!! *blushes* Oh god, I might see him everyday!!!
Weiss: “If”
Yang:Just small and mad! Get over it!
Day 7: Confession
I know Yang enjoys seeing them so flustered after the kiss lol. 🤭
Sample:
Lololol they were caught ❤️
9 Days of Lancaster Day7: Marriage Pact
On a lovely afternoon in a tree upon a hilltop, Ruby overlooks the rolling acres of Patch and the many trees. Unbeknownst to her, Jaune also arrives under the tree seeking shelter from social interactions.
Jaune:Hey Rubes.
Ruby:Huh? Oh hey! Tactical retreat?
Jaune:Tactical retreat.
Ruby:Yeah. Sorry of the kids here are a little excitable. They love new faces.
Jaune:It’s all good. Honestly it’s every store clerk and homeowner that drained me.
Ruby:Ah, yes. They too are a bit excitable, hehe. Thanks for coming home with me though. With Weiss handling her own family affairs, I didn’t like the idea of making this trip back with Blake and Yang.
Jaune:Third wheeling isn’t that bad.
Ruby:Oh it’s not them specifically. I would’ve put in my headphones and called it a day. Yang is introducing Blake to dad, which means the entire town is basically getting introduced. It’s a whole thing.
Jaune:My town is like that. You buy an ice cream cone alone and expect everyone to somehow ask you “what flavor did you get?” Still, I would’ve thought you’d pick our trusted farm boy for this. He’d fit right in.
Ruby:That would definitely make this worse. I also don’t think he’s prepared for this kind of fire.
Jaune:Not sure I follow.
Ruby:Yang is the talk of the town in the best way possible. Everyone loves her. “Patch’s Own Sunlight” they call her. It was pretty common for neighbors to ask me if I was planning on doing sports like her, aiming for the same studies, attending the same school, and all that stuff. Not that she’s back and not single-
Jaune: “Have you found someone too?”
Ruby:I hate it? Free me from the interrogation!
Jaune:I can see how bringing a farm boy home would add fuel to that fire. Not to mention, having him discuss a hypothetical future in general is…
Ruby:Yeah, I’d feel absolutely guilty.
Jaune:Well I don’t know if this is going to make you feel better but Mee Ma Seal has already asked me all about you.
Ruby:Why are you already calling her that!?
Jaune:She’s very sweet and hard to say to. All smiles when I told her we met on the first day of school.
Ruby:*red* Soon all of Patch will be playing 20 questions.
Jaune:Hate to make things worse but are you sure bringing someone who looks vaguely like your dad was the best move? Given, y’know, your own striking resemblance to your mom.
Ruby:….
Ruby:I was doomed from the start.
Jaune:Hahahaha!
Ruby:*hops to the ground* Maaaaan! I really forgot about that aspect. Although I suppose it kinda makes things easier. I don’t really mind them coming to their own conclusions. Thinking I’m too shy to admit our relationship is better than the sympathy and concern of me being brutally single.
Jaune:I never thought you cared so much about this kind of thing.
Ruby:It’s a mixed bag. I do and don’t. I’ve never really considered myself lonely, but it’s hard not to think about the future when everyone seems to ask and show concern. To their credit, I am kinda hopeless with socializing with new people. It’s pretty flattering they think I’ve actually found someone who would date me to begin with.
Jaune:That’s…not a high bar to clear at all. If Beacon hadn’t gone the way it did, you’d easily have a dozen of admirers and a few confessions.
Ruby:Pfft, you make me sound like Neptune.
Jaune:I’m serious. You’re…amazing. Not to mention beautiful. Of course you could date someone.
Ruby:*blushes*Oh…umm, thanks? I never really thought that. Not that I’ve doubted my appearance or anything. I just…I dunno. Maybe I’m kinda used to Yang drawing that kind of attention. Even people in my class were fawning over her.
Jaune:Not exactly the same situation, but that’s how plenty of people were about a couple of my older sisters. Now if anyone is hopeless, it’s me.
Ruby:You had mothers in Atlas frothing at the mouth. Whatever insecurities you left your home with should be slain ten times over.
Jaune:Do those really count? They were being playful if anything. Not like anything serious happened. Not to mention I’m more than a little…dense at times. Hard to imagine me in a full blown relationship. Don’t even get me started on a future wife.
Ruby:Was that something on your mind?
Jaune:Well…yeah. I’ve kinda done being alone for life. Not fun. Even before that, I loved the idea of growing old with someone; being happy and sharing each other’s lives.
Ruby:It is romantic. If I’m being honest, relationships were never entirely out of my mind. I mean how could they be? When I see the way my dad talks about my mom, who wouldn’t want to have someone feel that way about them? Not sure how realistic it is though.
Jaune:We’re pretty young. Crazier things have happened to us in a shorter amount of time.
Ruby:Ugh, knowing us, that just means we’ll be far too busy! Yang lucked out with her partner having a crush. Meanwhile Weiss still pushing back on BFF!
Jaune:Nora and Ren might as well been a love story playing out right before our eyes. Though to be fair to them and your sister, it certainly cost quite to get this part of their lives.
Ruby:Maybe I’m selfish, but I don’t think I wanna give an arm and suffer more than I have. I don’t think a well deserved world peace would change that. I fear I’m stuck. I’ll be a kickass bridesmaids though. Not to brag but I’m built for cool aunt status.
Jaune:Well…if it really does feel hopeless one day, nothing stopping us from getting married.
The speed in which her head turned was a feat not even her semblance had achieved. Not only was she blushing like a fool, but he was too! It was like he surprised himself.
Ruby:..What?
Jaune:I…It’s just that, it is an option, right?
Ruby:You’re…not wrong. Still, y-you’d marry me?
Jaune:Well…yeah. Why wouldn’t I? Like I said, you’re amazing. Not to mention my best friend. Though I guess that’s a little weird to say unprompted. Sorry, that was-
Ruby:No! It’s fine! I’d marry you t-
Jaune:*deep red*…..
Ruby:…I-I would. Honest. We’ve come this far together. Plus I always thought we’d be in each other’s lives for as long as possible to begin with.
Jaune:In that case…how about twenty seven? If we’ve beaten Salem by then and haven’t found anyone else to fall for, then why kick the can down the road? We could…get married.
Ruby:Hmm…*looks away* that does sound promising. *whips around* But how would we even know we liked living together? We’d have to move in some place before that time comes.
Jaune:That’s smart. Living on your own is rough anyways. We could buy an apartment or something long before then. We could be roommates.
Ruby:We already hangout and share hobbies. Having dates to see how things go will be easy.
Jaune:You were always gonna meet my family at some point anyway. I’m meeting your dad today! It all adds up.
Ruby:Could I pick the wedding venue? I was playing it cool earlier but there is this nice lake and field near a chapel that looks right out of a book!
Jaune:We can get married wherever you want. A mountain lodge for a honeymoon in Anima in autumn for the colors.
Ruby:That sounds nice. Umm not to make this sound too serious or legit but uhhh, *red* you wouldn’t be expecting eight kids, right?
Jaune:Absolutely not.
Ruby:Oh thank goodness!!!
Jaune:Ummm, would you…want any children in general?
Ruby:I mean….I…would give you one, if you’re asking.
The silence was louder than ever. Not a pale face between the two of them. They had to break eye contact; Ruby twirled with her hair while Jaune ruffled his.
Jaune:This got…
Ruby:Super serious, ehehe.
Jaune:My bad.
Ruby:It’s all good. I…actually feel relieved. Although, we sorta jumped the gun.
Jaune:That’s putting it mildly.
Ruby:Haha, yeah. We jumped straight to kids. We glossed over kissing entirely. Forget marriage, that step comes before even getting a home. It’d be super awkward to be terrible at it when it matters most. I mean look at me; how would even r-
Jaune steps closer, moving right next to her, face to face. Even in the orange glow of dusk, the light did little to hide the redness of Ruby’s face; making her entire expression a breathtaking sunset.
Jaune:We could…figure it out now?
Ruby:*nods slowly* That makes sense.
To say she was scared to move was an understatement. And yet her hands did find his forearms. Ruby could tell oh anxious Jaune was, carefully waiting for signs to progress. In this moment, she did the only thing she could think of. Ruby closed her eyes and let her heels come off the ground. Either one second or eternity passed, but before Ruby could open her eyes again, a tingling and warm sensation spread across her lips. Its presence tried to fade away as quickly as it came, but small fingers squeezed two arms while a head proceeded to tilt further up. The warmth returned, persisting much longer and feeling more comfortable. Ruby’s heels eventually returned to the ground. Her eyes open to see the flushed face and half lidded gaze of the her first friend at Beacon; and now…first kiss.
Jaune:Ruby, can we… practice so more?
Ruby:…Okay~
xxxxxxxxx
Ruby:*eating silently*
Yang:…Word on the street is you’re kissing Jaune under a tree.
Jaune:Coughs painfully
Ruby:!? What the- NOBODY WAS THERE! HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!
Blake:*Passes water* Congratulations I guess?
Jaune:This town is truly terrifying.
Blake:If it makes you feel any better, I went to the store and they already knew my name.
Tai:Sooooo is there something you’d like to tell me?
Ruby:It’s nothing!! We were just practicing!
Tai:Practicing for what, some stage play we haven’t heard of.
Ruby:….Marriage
BYT:MARRIAGE!?
R&J:WE CAN EXPLAIN!!!
9 days of Lancaster Day6: I love you
After a long day of running errands, Ruby returns to the inn she and her friends are staying. She was prepared to be the last to arrive, but was surprised to see only Jaune in the common area, laying on the couch with a book.
Ruby:Wow, and here I thought I was really dragging my feet.
Jaune:Rough day?
Ruby:Not exactly. Just a lot of tasks. What about you? Easy day?
Jaune:In comparison to my Paper Pleaser list….
Ruby:Riiight. Stupid question. You’re like an ultimate task master now.
Jaune:It might be the one true silver lining in all of that.
Ruby:I mean…there might be one more.
Jaune:Hehe, I like to think in a world where we didn’t fall, we still would’ve fallen for each other and confessed.
Ruby:*red*….That was cute.
He closes his eyes and pumps his fist, making Ruby giggle. The huntress walks towards him, presumably to sit. As Jaune is about to make space on the couch, Ruby does the unthinkable. Or rather, what Jaune never expected. Ruby laid on top of him, maneuvering her head between his arms and under the book. His hands naturally set aside and went to hold her steady as silver eyes looked into cobalt. He couldn’t help but blush.
Jaune:H-Hey…what’s up?
Ruby:Dunno. Just…never been this close. Eye to eye is kinda impossible when you’re standing. Is this too much?
Jaune:No. Honestly I can’t remember anyone being close like this. Not even…
Ruby:Pyrrha?
Jaune:Sorry. I shouldn’t-
Ruby:It’s okay. We’re okay.
Her fingers rubbed under his collar bone, stifling his breathing for a second. His heart was beating a little faster, and his hands held her tighter. Ruby took a moment to rest her head on Jaune’s chest. Something about his heartbeat was so…relaxing. Scent, warmth, touch; it all blended together to make her own heart jump.
Ruby:Can I say something a little crazy? I…really hope I’m not dreaming somehow.
Jaune:That’s not crazy in the slightest. I’d be furious to wake up and lose this.
Ruby:.That’s nice to know. Honestly it’s crazy how happy this makes me. It’s like I don’t know how to act anymore! How are you so calm?
Jaune:You think I’m calm!? You’re laying on top of me and smell like pastries. I’m…minding my manners.
Ruby:…*blushes* Oh, sorry.
Jaune:No, don’t be. Being this close is nice. After wondering when I’d see you again, this really is a dream. I love you.
Her head perked up immediately, blinking twice in disbelief and making Jaune panic.
Jaune:I-Was..um- Too soon?
Ruby:No, no, no! I just…I didn’t know if you were ready to hear it. I…I love you too! Since…we set out for Haven basically.
Jaune:Wow, that long? Wild.
Ruby:*red* Listen! I-You…there was so much going on. Things kept snowballing and snowballing some more into things I couldn’t imagine. But whenever I felt like it was too much, knowing you had my back made it feel lighter. You once told me I gave you all the courage to follow me. Jaune, you’re the reason I’m not afraid to lead; to keep trying. And…again, I really am sorry about what I said during-
His right hand cupped her face, easing her breathing again and silencing the apology. Ruby looked at Jaune calm, reassuring smile that told her “it’s okay” and to not even finish her thought. A gentle thumb press made her lean into his hand. Ruby didn’t know if he was drawing her in, or leaning forward all on her own. Regardless. She liked where she was going.
Their lips only grazed at first, sparking the flame between them. Ruby pushed ahead first, immediately gasping when Jaune kissed her back with equal force. Both his hands returned to hold her body close; not that Ruby had plans to leave. The only separation between them were the brief instances their lips needed to breathe before reconnecting. Ruby never took herself as the direct type when it came to romance. Heck, personal romance was an afterthought for most of her thought. Now she was living with butterflies in her stomach and an eagerness to deepen their kiss each time she heard a husky gasp leave Jaune’s lips. To say they were lost in their kiss was an understatement. Nobody knew who started it, but once a tongue dared to cross the other side, it was fair game for both to be a little more adventurous; meeting to explore and play around became natural very quickly. It was almost scary how second nature it felt for both Ruby and Jaune. Strangely, this might be the calmest they’ve felt in a very, very long time.
The leaders only snapped back to their senses upon hearing the door open and the accompanying footsteps. Ruby’s skin turned ten shades redder, and she buried her head in the crook of Jaune’s neck to hide. Meanwhile the knight was left with three jaws on the floor from the rest of team RWBY holding bags of food. Yang was genuinely shocked, Weiss’s eyes have never been wider, and Blake was practically beaming with excitement. She was also currently the most mature person in this moment, dragging both Yang and Weiss down the hall to their rooms. When the door closed, Ruby looked back up with despair.
Ruby:Do I dare ask who were the witnesses?
Jaune:Ummm-
Ruby:Oh gods, it all three of them!?
Jaune:Silver lining, I’m pretty sure they bought you lunch.
Ruby:That doesn’t make me as happy as it probably should. How am I supposed to face them!?
Jaune:Well…maybe do it now while also eating your favorites? After that, maybe…we can meet like this in my room? If that’s okay?
Ruby:Of- Of course! Yeah, that’s…mmhm.
Jaune:Cool.
Ruby:Cool! Cool…uhh hehe. Umm, one more for the road?
Jaune was never going to say no to that. Again, he kissed her quickly, earning an unexpected deeper kiss that lasted several seconds for good measure before the girl pried herself off of him and stood up. Ruby awkwardly fixed her clothes, mainly her skirt, and proceeded to walk down the long corridor towards her fate behind a closed door. Jaune sat up to process what just happened. When the heck did his book even hit the floor?
Jaune:Did that really just happen?
WBY:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Ruby:SHUT UP!!!
Jaune:Pfft, hahaha!
Ruby:*cooking*
Jaune:….*grabs her hips*
Ruby:!? Y-Yes?
Jaune:They’re just…so full. And perfect.
Ruby:*red* Gee, thank you for noticing your girlfriend of three years has hips.
Jaune:I’m always getting lost in your smile. When did all this happen?
Ruby:You’re ridiculous.
Jaune:You noticed I had back dimples last year.
Ruby:Pardon me for staring at your broad shoulders. I rarely make it down that far.
Jaune:You just have to look at eye level.
Ruby:…Y’know that’s not the joke I thought you were going to make, so I can’t be too upset.
Jaune:Yang is here. I wouldn’t say anything too crazy.
Yang:*eating* Eh, I would’ve laughed.
Xion:*holding Oathkeeper*
Kairi:I thought you preferred Oblivion?
Xion:I do, but when I go on trips without Roxas he wants me to use Oathkeeper. He said, “Oblivion is something you should never face again.” Then tells me to return this when I get back.
Namine:At that point, why not propose to you?
Xion:*red* Please don’t give him ideas. Just holding this makes my heart pound.
Kairi:So he’s using Oblivion?
Xion:Two Become One.
Kairi & Namine: Oh~
Xion:STAHP!