Kif @thisuserisgayaf - Tumblr Blog

An old friend reblogged and old selfie. Here’s a new one with an updated and more depressed Kif

🐺 lycan-lucky Follow

Hey wereblr I need help w something. I was recently turned and just started transforming last week. Is it normal to like, feel like you’re choking while you transform? Like you are running out of air for half a minute or so but then you start breathing normal again?

🐾 silverfangs Follow

Pretty much every freshly turned werewolf I know has complained about that at some point. Usually as you master the transformation it becomes less painful, so I’d expect for it to go away.

🥀 the-vampire-that-says-ni Follow

Ok but wtf does that happen???????? does the lycan curse just show up and strangles you???? pls someone tell me I’m stupid 😭😭😭

🌙 lonelyhowler1 Follow

No it’s because the windpipe abruptly changes size? you literally turn into a bat

🥀 the-vampire-that-says-ni Follow

I CAN TURN INTO A BAT?

🐻 werebearpaws Follow

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🎭 shapeshifter-heritage-posts Follow

Shapeshifter Heritage Post

toskarin

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

toskarin

cipheramnesia

Just checking in with the chuckable imp union, how's negotiations going?

wildhaunt

it's really up in the air right now

gsirvitor

a-frogge-bip-a-smal-beastie

WHAT

angelicguy

dougielombax

“Help! I accidentally built a shelf!”

The Wizard, emerging from the corner of the room: You FOOL! What have you done?!

depsidase

lilliephoenix

autumntides

10h

"In the instance an employer makes an illegal request for a photograph as part of a job application, you may submit a complaint to the United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commission." Successful violation fee collections are paid partially to the one who suffered the violation, which in many cases exceeds a year of work at these shit jobs. There's only two weak points to a corporation, and those are in the budget and in the supply chain. Hit them where it hurts.