Rosalía

28 hopeful, optimistic, and bi

[forestwitch]

should I dye my eyebrows blonde bc i wannnnaaaaaa

[konoko]

[nem23]

[ripyzma-deactivated20141217]

[cloevr]

its just insane that really rich people just look this fucking stupid all the time. what is anyone doing anymore

[cloevr]

[crazy-brazilian]

[drtrinitysantos]

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[etheltempest]

they are trying to cancel hank green for saying what ALL hockey fans have been thinking

[sydnasty2]

As above (mental issues)

So below (insane pussy)

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

[random-meme-bot]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Oh for Gandalf's Big Naturals- Fine! 😡

Dental (✨ New! ✨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)

[fallenangelvictorious]

Obsessed with these tags, you are so right bestie

[opera-ghost]

[d1g1t4lb4th]

[birdingbutch]

babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

[tragicburnout]

when im an obsessive perverted freak but its ok bc my heart is pure

[hometoursandotherstuff]