Best compliment was being called a Zen Punk Hermit

Alex Gender: N/A Disclaimer: I have been accused of being Chaotic Evil

[aboutoriginality]

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[brawnie]

taking the porn off tumblr just made us all hornier. it used to be that we’d only sexualize basic things, like human bodies. but now?? you wouldn’t believe the things my mutuals are getting off to

[brawnie]

2016 tumblr porn: straight up just a gif of penis in vagina

2025 tumblr porn: video of someone slowly bringing a magnet to a CRT tv screen while static is playing

[a-random-fandom-friend]

[raccoons-in-a-dumpster]

@funnier-when-objectum

[sanrio-stud]

there should be coming of age stories for people turning 30

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Voting ended onJun 13

[unyieldingsilence]

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[eraserheadadult]

big scary creature with a little pink bow on her head is the only type of character design that matters

[eraserheadadult]

tutorial how to draw a beautiful baby girl

[baddywronglegs]

Are lace-makers ever struck by the realisation that all the holes were already there before they started?

[batbetbitbotbut]

Fanciest lace I've ever made, just need to fill in the edges.

[logo-comics]

Due to the craftsmanship shown in this picture, the emperor has requested that you make all of his clothes out of that exact lace.

[goth-queen]

[lowpawly]

u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

[chrissyjoshys]

[rainyydoves]

[agriocnemis]

[rainyydoves]

[butchifiedcatfish]

Oh wow! what a beaut! Time to reel her in!

[lowpawly]

What Are You Doinf To My Poast

[grendel-menz]

I hope you know that it’s always this

[absolutely-existing]

[Image 1: a photo of handprints in coloured chalk on a concrete sidewalk

Image 2: ancient handprints on a cave wall. End ID]

[tumblingoverstars]

i just got summoned for yuri duty

[thiswildearth]

literally was just laughing watching tiktok then stopped suddenly and remembered its not normal to think being dead would be easier at 6yo. But luckily there is something wrong with me and I have rules i need to follow and one of them is that your not allowed to kill yourself. you just cant its not allowed.

[starlit-meadow]

[xanaxfarts]

A bone-handled switchblade knife

[tatzelwurming]

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

[homo-neandertalensis]

Was made to groove

[tatzelwurming]

my man

[thiswildearth]

dreamed about victoire and charge playing each other woke up to find they would be the teams in the finals

[thiswildearth]

dreamed about victoire and charge playing each other woke up to find they would be the teams in the finals