I'm 33 please help, my collagen it aaaa

[buttpoems]

[toaster-with-internet]

Finished pacific drive, what a game

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer

[toriel-2]

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

[beiph]

The quick brown fox just low-key vibe mogged the lazy chopped dog

[miles-tails-prowers-crotch]

The quickpilled brown fox vibemogs lazy chud dogcel by jumpmaxxing

[thoomaroo]

Y'all ever have one of them days where it feels like you just got fuckin downscaled? Urgh got fuckin nerfed again great

[huggingtentacles]

Are you sure you didn't just walk into a debuff? Haven't seen you in the patch notes

[thoomaroo]

Turns out it was a bug, I actually got buffed the previous day by an uncommon interaction (girlfriend poked me in the forehead in her sleep and her fingernail dug into me and it woke me up with the adrenaline from the pain) Devs are currently looking into keeping this in as intended behaviour in the environment (girlfriend allowed to use pain to wake me up)

[thoomaroo]

Y'all ever have one of them days where it feels like you just got fuckin downscaled? Urgh got fuckin nerfed again great

[diseases-for-center-control]

Tick season seems to be off to a fast start, and some experts worry about future illnesses

Tick season seems to be off to a fast start, with an unusually high number of bites already reported across the country.

Now the party don't start til I walk in

Tick tick, in the grass, roll your pant leg up real fast

Tonight, I will bite, you can't digest red meat right ✨🎵

[ryann-44]

Will you ever finish a pickcher

anything for you maroo

[thoomaroo]

Incredible, I'm so glad to have inspired you, this goes so hard, it's giving those fuckin insanely detailed pictures of Death doing some rad shit like riding a flaming motorbike.

[thoomaroo]

Was going to sleep but my brain during its boorish broiling came up with the word "sandstoked" so I woke up to tell you because I think it's neat

[badkidsjokes]

Yo why you gotta be like that

[badkidsjokes]

does Jaky rowling think she invented wizards they were actualy invented about 40 years ago sorry :(

[badkidsjokes]

what does NASA stand for.

not another spaceship aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[badkidsjokes]

​what do you call a asntronat that farts

  a fartonaut

[badkidsjokes]

What do dogs call Italy

Dogtaly

[ryann-44]

Mal wip that’s been a wip forever @huggingtentacles

[thoomaroo]

Yeah sure WIP totally yes I can absolutely see the unfinished bits for instance the swirls on her helmet because yeah sure I noticed that instantly and didn't check with you what the fuck is unfinished about this

[nedlittle]

sophocles, elektra (tr. anne carson)