Oh Yeah

Elena/Ellie from East-London, A-level student into comics and marvel and my 3ds - the love of my life - animal crossing, hair dye, rock music, punk music, metal music, music that is kind to the ears, known as the "dyspraxic little thing/fuck" certainly has some awful tendencies, I like archaeology and anthropology, specific interest in primatology and stuff.

[theprettychoice-deactivated2015]

“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

[lmprovident-blog]

NO FUCKING SHAVING

NO FUCKING PERIODS

AND I GET PURPLE EYES

WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I BORN WITH THIS

FUCK WHY CAN I HAVE THIS

[turtlesagainstturtlenecks]

This… is like all I’ve ever wanted.

[thor-is-the-bae]

this is literally from a fanfic it's notreal

[sreidos]

where are my naked 3D grannies

[sreidos]

pre-order cancelled

[mihlayn]

new zealand’s finest

[thor-is-the-bae]

they changed tumlr again and i don't like it

[sarahconnorjr]

Deadpool #SWAG as hell by ~JapoCW

[nowyoukno]

AmazonSellsThis.tumblr.com is a tumblr blog full of the ridiculous things Amazon.com actually sells. I’m speechless.

[floorwildcat]

What kind of lunatic needs 55 gallons of water-based lube!?

[a-n-i-k-i-deactivated20170421]

Lube generally has a shelf life of a few years. So bulk would be useful to industries that use it frequently and are looking to be frugal. Vets that deal with a large number of breeding livestock come to mind for aid in birthing and exams. And obviously the porn industry. Though I actually know some retirement community residents that buy this stuff for their swinger parties.

[classwarfairy]

A gay bar I used to frequent fills a kiddie pool up with this stuff and has lube wrestling contests, so that’s one use

[praisedbethewhollyvoid]

The more you know

[faglick]

Thin privilege is not burning down a building when you die

[helllnotes]

[superawesomephoenix]

Nice, but they’re still white, conventionally attractive, not visually trans* or disabled, neither of them have visable scarring, stretchmarks, etc, I mean, even on a basic body-positive note, neither of them have hair legs or armpits.

I’ve yet to see ONE graphic along these lines that actually include anything other than the chubby/skinny thing. Let’s see some fat, scarred and stretchmarked black trans women with prosthetic limbs or dwarfism or something, and hairy legs, maybe she’s got a shaped afro or something, natural black hair is looked down on by society.

Then I’ll get as excited as the rest of tumblr by these nicely drawn graphics.

[nyozeka-blog]

YOU PEOPLE ARE NEVER HAPPY A RE YOU

[sp2009to2015]

IS THIS FUCKING BETTER??!?@»@?

[vitressence-deactivated20150307]

Yessss it’s back!!!’

[justonemoremonster]

So Purgatory is a forest.

What if purgatory used to be Eden? It’s been warped since Adam and Eve ate the apple, but instead of being banished out of Eden, like, Eve was trapped there. and she became the Mother of monsters, and that’s where they live now.

A monstrous, darkened version of Eden. 

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

[symbioticantithesis]

So what happened to Adam??

[littlenaivecastiel-blog]

[somethingfangirly]

[lospaziobianco]

The Fairly OddParents: Channel Chasers

[black-riverkiller-deactivated20]

Best idea ever

[shortvideosandstuff]

[memejacker-deactivated20150111]

new pope

[crystalive]

THE GUY IN THE BACK JUST NODS AT THE KID

like, ‘yeah you can totally sit there’

[erisg223-deactivated20140925]

New Pope is the best Pope. He doesn’t hate on everyone who doesn’t conform to his faith. He lets tiny children sit in his big official chair. He poses for selfies. He is a good Pope and I hope he is with us for a long time.

[abnest]

this is actually significant because that isn’t just “the official chair.”

that’s the Holy See.

The Holy See is considered the sovereign of Vatican City. No, seriously.

Every other pope has used a throne for the Holy See. Francis replaced the ornate object with THE SAME CHAIR THAT EVERY OTHER LEADER WHO VISITS THE VATICAN USES. This was an action that created a considerable stir, as one might imagine. It was a significant remark, metaphorically, putting the pope at the same level as every other world leader. No greater a man than his peers.

And after all of that, he sees a little kid run past him and lets him sit in the freaking Holy See.

And no one stops him.

Good man. Best pope.

[gay-corpse-sex]

That kid is living the dream and the Pope is just like “Okay” and the guy in the back is like “Ye kid”

[a-white-balloon-deactivated2022]

you can just see an old lady in the background gasping at the horror of this little kid sitting in the popes chair

[3643278372864565]

isnt this the pope that said fuck during a speech

[visualvexation]

and the one who blessed a male stripper’s parrot

and the one who used to be a bouncer

and the one who has washed the feet of prison inmates, women, and Muslims alike

and the one who attends soccer tournaments

I love this man

[roslips]

[xpublicfigure-deactivated201812]

I literally don’t speak spanish but this was a wild trip

[manda]

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

[bellamyyoung]

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…

[friendly-pedophile]

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

[the-funkiest-penguin]

You kinky son of a bitch.

[avoiding-the-parentals-deactiva]

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

[thor-is-the-bae]

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

[jlaw]

[taiey]

#NEVER FORGET THE TIME MARGAERY KNEED HETEROSEXISM IN THE BALLS

"Some women like pretty girls" said the prettiest girl in Westeros to the other prettiest girl in Westeros.

[starcrosssxd]

Things that shouldn’t have been cut out of the Harry Potter Movies: ST FUCKING MUNGO’S HOSPITAL FOR MAGICAL MALADIES AND INJURIES 

[starcrosssxd]

ALSO THE FUCKING POINTS HOURGLASSES WHY WERE THESE THINGS CUT I AM SO ANGRY

[sandwich-babe]

AlSO THE HOUSE ELVES SWARMING OUT OF THE KITCHENS DURING THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS

[yixingminseokjongdae]

ALSO PEEVES

[alwayshalfastepbehind]

ALSO GINNY’S BADASS PERSONALITY 

[castielonfire-deactivated201906]

HARRY’S SARCASM

[anyfandomwilldo]

LUDO BAGMAN

[thailol-deactivated20151204]

[nahhhkev-deactivated20150212]

I’m yelling quietly