I'm a sick fuck I like a quick fuck

Huge Jason Todd apologist Birthday: Nov-23 Back for good baby❤ Arysel|Bi|New York|Future K-9 Officer|multifandom|Dominican| Destiel| DC| Celebrities

[velmasdinkleys]

the queen has returned

[switchingtogeico]

[nightlock]

miss ashley tisdale is rocking the met gala!

[dcmultiverse]

First look at DC Universe’s SWAMP THING (2019–)

[bladesplay-deactivated20170108]

[yahenni]

Flanos

Flanos

Flanos

[yahenni]

[reesespuffsofficial]

[lubricates]

this got better

[disneyfeverdaily]

New Aladdin posters

[antipossessionsymbol]

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

my phone at 8% but my pussy? Fully charged.

[meladoodle]

[photozoi]

James has a heart on his forehead.

James is cheerful and loving. James likes carrots. A lot. James is very playful. James loves to go for walks. James crates well. James likes making friends. James is a puppy. James likes to chew things. A lot. Not always carrots.

James is extremely clever. And very creative. James loves toys. James is a good boy. James is not sure how he feels about cars. But he loves arriving at new places to explore and make friends.

James shares. Usually.

James likes listening to the radio at night. James is cooperative in the bath. He thinks that should be sufficient. James loves to be toweled, and enjoys the blow dryer. Bonus.

James loves to snuggle and have ear rubs. James loves being talked to. James is beautiful… excuse me, handsome. James is active and healthy. James needs at least a 5 foot fence. At least.

James needs a HOME. And he deserves one. 

If you are interested in adding James to your family, please go to www.nbrf.org and complete our adoption application.  Be sure to add THURSTON COUNTY in the top line with your name. Keep in mind his foster location is the Portland, Oregon area. If you have ANY questions about James, please feel free to message me.

[wellbutrinboy]

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping

[marvelbun]

thanos really killed half of our universe

[veryfunnymemes]

[catchymemes]

[gerrycanavan]

 I’m afraid of Americans

[lindsayribar]

This is super real.

[justgot1]

Completely accurate.

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

@pre-successful America exposed. 

[themightyglamazon]

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

[sexycraisinthanos]

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

[themightyglamazon]

ACCURATE

[nyanbinyuri]

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

[drneverland]

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

[accordingtomyresearch]

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”

[aampharros]

if asked “how are things going?” and they reply “its going” it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown

[asapscience]

An array of colour from the Netherland’s tulip fields. 

[garbuge]

this is where they grow the pride flags

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain: