trying on a metaphor
pixel skylines
RMH
Show & Tell
⁂
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
No title available
Love Begins
tannertan36
Misplaced Lens Cap
tumblr dot com
Keni
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
🪼
NASA
cherry valley forever
No title available
No title available
Sweet Seals For You, Always
almost home
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
seen from Russia
seen from Türkiye
seen from Ecuador
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Peru
seen from Malaysia
seen from Australia
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Tunisia
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from Brazil
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from India
seen from Vietnam
seen from United States
@thornfuls
They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post
Would you sell liquor to this baby
Yes
No
I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby
Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop
this video is so full of life
children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream
The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.
Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture
ohhhhhh my godddddd
some of you are soooo serious. brother its tumblr.com/dashboard
UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO
tumblr when a new pathetic man drops
My pods (:
a herd of dairy cow isopods grazing the great green meadow 🌱
blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career
strawberries are better dumb bitch
i hope the next strawberry you eat blows up
it won’t they can’t do that
there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart
She's on YouTube too! For non-Instagram using friends:
I love her, she's great. Her recipes are friendly for both physical and/or intellectual disabilities. And her 5-year-old helps her cook. 🥰
Link to her YouTube channel:
Celebrating the intersection of food and culture, travel tales, social commentary, grieving out loud. 🇳🇬/🇺🇸 👰🏽🧒🏽👧🏽👩🏽💼⚖️ Paid Collaboration
About fascists making caring and having sympathy "cringe"
Punched me in the face when she had a literal Nazi quote for this
Abbiesr on instagram
working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”
other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:
the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses
kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand
kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"
middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"
the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying
kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa
kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing
edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"
Oh goodness I have so many and I won't be able to remember them all. But I still use these years later -
the little girl who would say "I love you pink" instead of "I love pink"
same kiddo said "I can't like that" instead of "I don't like that"
the little girl who said "whobody" instead of "who", e.g. "whobody said that?"
my own kids, who used to say popsticle, scnissors and pianyo
my daughter, who used to say "mo" for "no". Periodically I meet another toddler who does the same thing and I get all excited and nostalgic :)
my white ass is not immune to the nostalgia of viva la vida by coldplay
me when viva la vida comes on
What was meant to be a lighthearted moment during Coldplay’s Wednesday night concert turned into a full blown public relations disaster for
They viva la vida’d too hard
Oh wow that sounds really bad! Thanks for the tip, Rupert Murdoch-owned NY Post who I'm sure has absolutely no agenda, and absolutely wouldn't circulate a misleading headline- oh.
“If somebody is surviving, going through domestic violence – there are so many different, different situations that would far better be handled by people trained to deal with those specific situations as opposed to an individual with a gun who has received quite a limited amount of training in general, but also in regards to these specific situations,” the Queens pol said.
“We find so many people who are having a mental breakdown, or people who are just trying to sleep on the train, or people who are just suffering through something in their lives,” Mamdani said in the podcast. “And instead of receiving a helping hand they were shot, they were Tased, they were killed.”
Oh shit, he actually said something completely reasonable! How fucking outrageous!
