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Well this is awkward, I didn't think you would make it this far. 😉

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this is peak Craigslist

[impuretale]

I want to know if they got answers. 

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I really wanna know how this turned out.

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Just so you guys know.

[hydok]

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

[jonasbrothers]

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at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

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the white one is zephyr but everyone calls him the godfather and his sisters follow him around everywhere and they’re a tiny gang which i love

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this is the only pure post

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do u ever look at someone and just pray to god you never have to lose them

[weloveshortvideos]

[disgustinganimals]

Don’t hire this cleaning service

[setheverman]

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

[just-cant-concentrate]

“relationships can be so dope when you’re with someone who’s only down for you”

— @sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

[trilllz]

[thenmanor]

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Hey baby, where were you back there when I needed your help? I thought that if I stuck my neck out I’d get you out of your shell My faith is sick and my skin is thin as ever I need you alone Goodbyes always take us half an hour Can’t we just go home?

[beachdeath]

#not depressed just a fan of the production :)

[iameverysparklywoman]

[cwote]

this always gives me solace when i’m feeling alone. the one is out there, just keep looking :)

[acareius]

The signs as ways to keep warm in the winter 

Aries: Curling up by a Fire 

Taurus: A Warm Meal 

Gemini: Coffee 

Cancer: Oversize Scarves 

Leo: Fuzzy Socks 

Virgo: Cuddling with a pet/another person 

Libra: Hot Chocolate 

Scorpio: Hats/Earmuffs 

Sagittarius: Fluffy Blankets 

Capricorn: Hot Soup

Aquarius: Cozy Sweaters 

Pisces: Wool Mittens

[dottiep]

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

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IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

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IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[just-some-kid-called-justis]

ITS BACK AND ITS BETTER THAN EVER

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Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

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And then she realizes she’s already at home bc she’s with them and they all love her so much? Nickelodeon didn’t have to go that hard but they did gotdamn

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remember that she killed patrick for making fun of texas

[lurkererkay]

[rob-pattinson]

EZRA MILLER for GQ Style (2018), ph. Yoshiyuki Matsumara.