crabs?

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[citrongarde-deactivated20240407]

just spent like an hour playing “who’s that pokemon” w my sibling and i was flabbergasted when they couldnt identify like half the pokemon they were seeing. (shrek voice) he didnt even know garganacl

[joetheweird]

the masses are uneducated . we must bring back the pokerap

[go-lurk]

[doyouknowthischaracter]

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

OBI-WAN KENOBI from Star Wars

Yes, I know them.

I've only heard of them.

No, I don't know them at all.

Voting ended onNov 18, 2023

[doyouknowthischaracter]

Somehow I doubt he's all of you.

[phillip-bankss]

ko-fi request: "can you draw heavy and his cpap machine please heart emoji"

[disgustinggf]

[reddslym]

[abyssal-plains]

[bunjywunjy]

*smash announcer voice* OLM

[sluttynurse]

guy who watches looney tunes and gets scared and goes "what the fuck that's so messed up"

[foetidofferings]

[bogleech]

All the physical properties of Cthulhu as understood by popular culture:

Huge

Green

Scowling octopus man face

Badass humanoid reptile body

Cool dragon wings

All the physical properties of Cthulhu ever actually described in the original story:

Huge

Green

Kind of squiddy face mostly referred to as "squirming feelers"

"Sticky"

"Flabby"

[onibi-onibi]

(ｲｶ | ka92 さんのマンガ | ツイコミ(仮)から)

[elation0]

[onlinebeast]

What do you call these.

Clackers

Grippers

Spatula

Grabbers

Pick-ups

Pincers

Forceps

Nippers

Claws

Something else

Voting ended onJan 17, 2024

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

[ID: flaming text image that says "tongs" : end ID]

[evilscientist3]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[cryptotheism]

Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"

[hellsite-yano]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[officeshelpdesk]

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

[enemy-viv-deactivated20240228]

[jame7t]

Thinking about getting into bionicle but not sure where to start. Which ones can you fuck

Sorry, your hearts in the wrong place. I can’t tell you anything.