invertibrate defender

annoying. 18+ only. serving cunt and autism 24/7. it/they. shitposts, bnha, ioccasional other fandoms.

[thotsyndrome]

you can call me tad or red. 18+, tags under the readmore.

i don’t tag non-fandom posts but if you need something tagged feel free to send me a message.

drunk and stoned tags are "drunkposting" and "stonedposting" respectively and are always tagged.

batman is tagged "dc" (all bruce/batkids relationships are tagged batcest + their ship name. slade/dick ("sladick")) [inactive]

rick and morty is tagged "rnm" (rick/morty is always tagged "rickorty" and sometimes also "c137cest", rick/summer is tagged "sumrick") [inactive]

boku no hero academia is tagged "bnha" (izuku/aizawa is "aideku", shinsou/aizawa is “shinzawa”) [ships inactive].

general nsfw tag is "bodacious", although i don't use it for nsfw shitposts.

specific nsfw tags: "incest", "rape".

[segamascott]

[starlitbeetle]

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

[pineappical]

funny idea i just got for an Eridian character. meet Hardtack

[pineappical]

like a sick victorian child

[dumbpuppyfag]

"this situation cannot possibly be improved by me opening my stupid mouth" is perhaps the most important thought that it's possible to have

[messygoku]

why does every single one of your faves has to have a monster cock. some of them are packing peanuts and that's okay, just goes to show you a lot of you equate big penises with a better sexual performance. alas, we move on

[acti-veg]

‘While bats can only sense the outer shapes and textures of their targets, dolphins can peer inside theirs. If a dolphin echolocates on you, it will perceive your lungs and your skeleton. It can likely sense shrapnel in war veterans and fetuses in pregnant women. It can pick out the air-filled swim bladders that allow fish, their main prey, to control their buoyancy.

It can almost certainly tell different species apart based on the shape of those air bladders. And it can tell if a fish has something weird inside it, like a metal hook. In Hawaii, false killer whales often pluck tuna off fishing lines, and “they’ll know where the hook is inside that fish,” Aude Pacini, who studies these animals, tells me. “They can ‘see’ things that you and I would never consider unless we had an X-ray machine or an MRI scanner.”

This penetrating perception is so unusual that scientists have barely begun to consider its implications. The beaked whales, for example, are odontocetes that look dolphin-esque on the outside—but on the inside, their skulls bear a strange assortment of crests, ridges, and bumps, many of which are only found in males.

Pavel Gol’din has suggested that these structures might be the equivalent of deer antlers—showy ornaments that are used to attract mates. Such ornaments would normally protrude from the body in a visible and conspicuous way, but that’s unnecessary for animals that are living medical scanners.’

-Ed Yong, An Immense World

[namu-the-orca]

Cetacean echolocation is one of those things that boggles your mind once you really start to think about the implications. They can see each others' hearts beating fast with fear or excitement. They can see if another dolphin is healthy, or pregnant; how the fetus is doing; if they have ingested debris. Their echolocation is also incredibly precise: a bottlenose dolphin could discriminate between cilinders differing in wall thickness by just 0.23 mm (0.009 inch) from 8 meters away!! And they certainly notice when something is off.

I'm not sure if I ever shared this story before here, but in Curacao, when I was allowed to assist in a guest interaction programme, there was suddenly consternation in the pool behind us. A guest had entered the water and the dolphins were going crazy, paying no heed to the trainers anymore. The lead trainer that was with me gave the dolphins to me to watch over while she went to help. When she came back she told me what had happened. The guest that had caused so much uproar had left the water again and was asked if he had done anything to upset the dolphins. He hadn't, and he couldn't imagine what was wrong... until he mentioned he had a pacemaker. The younger dolphins in the pool had never seen someone with a pacemaker before and apparently it rocked their world.

It was such a wild experience, and offered such a cool insight into how dolphins experience their world. I'll never forget it.

[bambicest]

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

[heptacon-deactivated20260507]

waittt im literally just some gay guy

[coolyo294]

The shogun of sengoku-era america, Abraham Lincoln

[balaclava-trismegistus]

very interesting example of American beauty politics on display in the pilot episode of my Name Is Earl. Through the 90s and 00s, Ethan Suplee was cast as the Fat guy in various comedies and dramas due to being Fat and Bald, despite the fact that he has the exact same face as 2020s hunk-idol Jacob Elordi. Simply because he is Fat and Bald.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

very interesting example of American beauty politics on display in the pilot episode of my Name Is Earl. Through the 90s and 00s, Ethan Suplee was cast as the Fat guy in various comedies and dramas due to being Fat and Bald, despite the fact that he has the exact same face as 2020s hunk-idol Jacob Elordi. Simply because he is Fat and Bald.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

very interesting example of American beauty politics on display in the pilot episode of my Name Is Earl. Through the 90s and 00s, Ethan Suplee was cast as the Fat guy in various comedies and dramas due to being Fat and Bald, despite the fact that he has the exact same face as 2020s hunk-idol Jacob Elordi. Simply because he is Fat and Bald.

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[elbiotipo]

I think one big reason why we don't consider the stars as important as before (not even pop-astrology anymore cares about the stars or the sky on itself, just the signs deprived of context) is because of light pollution.

For most of human history the sky looked between 1-3, 4 at most. And then all of a sudden with electrification it was gone (I'm lucky if I get 6 in my small city). The first time I saw the Milky Way fully as a kid was a spiritual experience, I was almost scared on how BRIGHT it was, it felt like someone was looking back at me. You don't get that at all with modern light pollution.

When most people talk about stargazing nowadays they think about watching about a couple of bright dots. The stars are really, really not like that. The unpolluted night sky is a festival of fireworks. There is nothing like it.

[lakevida]

i block all south park icons on sight but this view really took my breath away

[lakevida]

it must feel so good to find the one person on earth more pathetic than yourself

[wizardshark]

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.