ceo of simping

matt dierkes, gh; facelessmstr

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i haven’t had dr pepper in a week, starting to hit me hard

[thotxblaster]

clown shoes squeaking as i make my way back onto the dash

[thotxblaster]

that’s the second funniest post i’ll ever have on my blog

[selfcare-bot]

reminder:

please look at a bird or something! ⭐

[eldenwing]

just a bottom of the barrel ugly dude!

[thotxblaster]

pull up, we just wanna talk.

[thotxblaster]

I’m hearing someone called Ruffilo ugly and I just want to ask if you’ve had your annual optometrist appointment yet

[thotxblaster]

protip: if you’re still giving merch cut to venues when everyone is allowed to tour again your band needs to rethink some big things

[thotxblaster]

which one of u band dudes is the anonymous guy on reddit saying he's gonna leave his gf because she lied about being a warped tour fan girl of him before they met and then built a relationship and moved in together

fess up

[08mia]

[thotxblaster]

he’s got the middle finger and everything. crush

[thotxblaster]

why need an amplified kazoo when you can get the same effect by noah sticking the mic directly into the pa while they play

[laughingsquid]

The HUMMbucker Electric Kazoo, A Screeching Kazoo That Plugs Into an Amplifier

[hotvampireadjacent]

this is proof God exists and loves us

[thotxblaster]

the first thing i saw when i opened tiktok today was a girl rolling schweeed in fucking rose petals, i’m going back to bed lmfao

[betterthankanyebitch]

you can’t hurt my feelings ho!

[thotxblaster]

i can’t believe all the weed smokers were born today

[thotxblaster]

shayne, the only man to get my niche humor 

[thotxblaster]

honorable mention to bryan, the other man with the y name