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Just random stuff I hyperfixate on huge inconsistency on what I post/reblog

[cephaloct]

dispatch isn't a dating sim. there are romance subplots, yes, but being upset that every z-team member isn't a romance option for robert is crazy. we're losing the plot. the fandom is getting too lost in the sauce FELLAS WE NEED TO KILL SHROUD. BROTHERS WE MUST STAY FOCUSED

[emmarose17]

(Has this been done already?)

He's PERFECT!!! 😍🦌⛑️❄️

[soft-niku-and-sake]

Happy Fish Him Out Friday everyone

[dykelizard]

scuttles out of my underground hole and hands you these

edit: part 2 is here

[arshis]

- - sudden kiss 😙

[thoughtfulgood]

So I'm re-watching the DCAMU and these are the movies where Shazam is a total blast (in my opinion) So long story short: Headcanon that Shazam uses Gen-z slang so much during missions that it pisses the fuck out of them.

Another way to take this is that he reacts to threats and horrors like any Gen z kid would

Example

Justice League: *Fighting a big scary monster*

Shazam: Yoo I think it wants a kiss 😘

Or

Batman, who already dealt with dumb slang on a day to day basis: Shazam, we need you to hit them here with all you got, understand?

Shazam: Yessir 🫡, type shi🙂‍↕️. The huzz gon love this ahaha~ 👏😏

Literally everyone who was in the vicinity of the words: GET OUT-

[lavena]

*gets back hand slapped out of the sky by black adam and is definitely slightly concussed*

"That was legitness"

[thoughtfulgood]

*Vic asking if he's okay, while he clearly isn't and looks ready to collapse*

"Light work, no reaction 🗣️"

[thoughtfulgood]

So I'm re-watching the DCAMU and these are the movies where Shazam is a total blast (in my opinion) So long story short: Headcanon that Shazam uses Gen-z slang so much during missions that it pisses the fuck out of them.

Another way to take this is that he reacts to threats and horrors like any Gen z kid would

Example

Justice League: *Fighting a big scary monster*

Shazam: Yoo I think it wants a kiss 😘

Or

Batman, who already dealt with dumb slang on a day to day basis: Shazam, we need you to hit them here with all you got, understand?

Shazam: Yessir 🫡, type shi🙂‍↕️. The huzz gon love this ahaha~ 👏😏

Literally everyone who was in the vicinity of the words: GET OUT-

[thoughtfulgood]

This song with Inhun/457

Please see the vision 🙏

[alltimesos]

I watched Dead Poets Society once sophomore year in English class and it has been my entire personality ever since.

[thoughtfulgood]

Rocking the Neil Perry fit today in school 📖🕊️🖋️

I bought the sweater on depop and got the pants from my older sister

Honestly, I like how it came together but my friends said I looked like Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks sooo that kinda made me sad

[riverthebooknerd]

"but why do you even ship them-" IT BRINGS ME JOY AND WHIMSY!!!!!!!

[gay-mooshrooms]

me mentally: these characters have a relationship that cannot be defined by any one thing and reaches throughout the narrative and is so woven into their characters that trying to force it under one label would be inaccurate and doing it a disservice.

me out loud: idk man they're fuckin gay

[quitlebee]

Usopp no love song!

[vampire-matcha]

Do the cod teens on tiktok realize that Price and Gaz are not actually father and son? And that they are both adults and met as adults? And that the age gap between them is negligible because they are both adults? Like??? It's not incest at all??? Like it's literally not??? They are not related, and Price did not raise Gaz. He mentors him, but as adults. They're both adults. It is okay to ship them. It is okay to ship GazPrice. It's not a big deal. Bruh.

[thoughtfulgood]

I GENUINELY believe that the reason that Arajin is so unlikeable is because we barely know anything about him.

Like all we know is that he wants to lose his virginity, and was best friends with Matakara when they were kids.

We DON'T know why he left 5 years ago, why he came back, why he wants to lose his virginity so badly, AND WHY HE IS SO MEAN TO MATAKARA

[sharpkiwislayer]

[goofbell]

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