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@riverthebooknerd
hi, i'm river!
welcome to my blog :]
~quick facts~
my favorite color is green
i'm 19 years old
queerio and traaansmasc 😎
mildly traumatized but we don't talk bout that
do NOT ask me about legend of zelda, i will NOT stop talking
i write things sometimes, check me out on ao3
who needs a bf/gf/etc when you have........ college essays due
wait guys i don't remember making this post but i was funny as fuck for this
i can't get over this. this is fucking killing me
By sin.xline
my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information
This is George Costanza behavior
GEORGE, at a function: Pronouns? Oh, you know, anything. Anything fine. It’s the twenty-first century, right?
-Cut, establishing shot of Jerry’s apartment, bass riff.-
GEORGE: He/him, Jerry!
JERRY: No, they just him’d you?
GEORGE: HE. HIM! I gave them a BUFFET, and they went for plain white bread. Genders as far as the eye could see! Something with an X in it!
JERRY: The X ones are fun…
GEORGE: If they can’t appreciate a good xie or ey… Then that’s it. I’m swearing off pronouns for good. No more pronouns for George Costanza!
JERRY: No pronouns?
GEORGE: No pronouns.
JERRY: No-nouns?
GEORGE: No-nouns.
JERRY: Alright, well, if that’s what you want…
GEORGE: Oh, it is! I’m living the pronoun-free life, starting now. The buffet is CLOSED, Jerry. From here on out I am George and only George!
-George storms out of the apartment and into the hallway. Enter Elaine, baffled and unaware of the conversation that just took place.-
ELAINE: What’s his problem?
-Muffled screaming is heard from the hallway.-
And they said you couldn’t do Seinfeld in the modern day.
mess
has anyone done this yet
“Imagine if a man said he hated all women” oh what a preposterous and patently ridiculous thing for a large majority of men, both in and out of power, to say or think. Truly what a nightmare world we would be in if men both thought this and acted on it to create and enforce a rigid system of male gender supremacy.
you know what this means chat
the quiz:
I was wondering what happened to this post but it turns out the fucking trekkies (affectionate) got to it
sorry.
its okay tumblr user kirksfattitties we forgive you
I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns
meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.
EXACTLY.
a small collection
I drew this stupid burger I saw that brings me comfort and joy
“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore
i made this image for the express purpose of this
Please be looking at Yamuel
Here he is.
Please LOOMK
PLEASE
✨Thank you ✨
Every single one of you who have pointed this out
Is 100% correct
I am but the humble yam manager 🤣
my "I'm with the boomers on this one" take is that I should not need an app to park my fucking car. increasingly when I'm out and about and need to use public parking, the only option is an app. no. no. give me a meter I can plug the loose change from the bottom of my purse into. worst comes to absolute worst give me a machine to insert my credit card which prints a receipt for the dashboard of my car (I don't like those either but at least they are on site). "to pay for parking, download our app!" why don't you download my ass
And sometimes the "download our app" sign is in a parking lot 20 feet underground where there is no conceivable way you can download their app even if you wanted to.
The proliferation of apps in general is a problem that the boomers are 100% right about. I don't want to download an app to park my car, look at a menu, get on a train, or hold my god damn fishing license. And I swear to god, if you try to make me log in to my taxes through your "unified government identity app", I am going to start committing tax fraud.
Wholesome Wednesday Vibes
sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it
The real horseshoe theory.
“The axe forgets, but the tree remembers” is typically a very true statement. Unless, of course, you have moral ocd, in which case the axe has been haunted for weeks and the tree does not remember or care. In fact, many sources report that the axe, which is actually a plastic butter knife, has never been anywhere near a forest. And also there is no tree.
