Passing Thoughts

Things that strike my fancy!

[thenatsdorf]

Hummingbird pool party. [full video]

[nnnothnx]

@segomyeggo 

[flowerinaflame]

[listhacks]

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[rockhardgeologist]

I don’t care how efficient or cost effective this is, I will NOT be the pool noodle guy. I won’t have my kids become social outcasts because the neighborhood parents won’t let their children at my house. “Dad, why won’t Jimmy’s mom let him come over to play?” Well son, its probably because this house is composed of about 30% pool noodle and 100% shame. Last week I fashioned one pool noodle into an oven mitt, a pillow case, and a fleshlight so I could fuck the same pool noodles that have fucked my life so very royally.

[queenwhiskey]

YOURE NOT A REAL GAMER TILL YOUR PLAYING MELEE ON A TUPPERWEAR CONTAINER WITH AN EXPOSED DISK AND THE CONTROLER JUST FUCKING MELTED INTO THE CONTAINER

[queenwhiskey]

you could take someones finger off with how fast that disk spins

[prozdvoices]

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a villain who’s self-conscious about how his minion has a better evil laugh than him

[respectfulmemes]

[localstarboy]

Visual representation of over thinking

[meemalee-deactivated20180104]

THIS.

[wats-good-gabby]

What started off as playing around in Photoshop turned into this poster series. I cannot even count the numerous reasons that the ban is a bad idea. 

Thank you to everyone who is fighting and speaking up. Fired up, Ready to go! 

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[sqevilducklings]

Swedish recipes: find the most disgusting and disturbing part of the animal, now eat it

[burnhamed]

HOOK/LINE/SINKER

[thejusticethatissocial]

The leaders of the Rebellion…

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

how has it actually come to this? and the better question, how did he think censoring scientists would actually work?

[the-technician-spins-madly-on]

Especially in this day and age.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Rogue NASA. God I’m tearing up.

[adulthoodisokay]

I am honestly at a loss for words.

[digitaldiscipline]

YOU STUPID GODDAMNED HYPOCRITICAL MORONS

[wats-good-gabby]

[clubmedea]

And that’s what I grew up learning.

[thetrippytrip]

no wonder mommy has to march

[roane72]

Oh my god, they changed the title of the article, but it’s still horrible. “How Vital Are Women? This Town Found Out as They Left to March”

[ellioop]

So vital that you may actually have to parent your own kids in their absence and shoulder some of the workload in the home that you live in. THE HORROR.

[nbpsiioniic]

Doesn’t this remind me of something? Ah, yes.

Men! Taking care of the children they helped make and washing the clothes they wear! The horror!

This shit is all the same.

[omuii]

[chescaleigh]

set a calendar alert RIGHT NOW. this is the work we need to do moving into 2018. we need to be READY.

[manchurian-candycane]

Set an alert for May of 2018, not November. That’s when campaigns are going to get going, and that’s when the work needs to be done. November is the finish line, not the beginning.

[ladyadabelle-deactivated2018032]

This. This is golden.