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Mythbusters ended too soon. I feel like The Cask Of Amontillado is exactly the myth they would have tested.

Like, figuring out how long it takes the mortar to dry. Finding the maximum amount of time before knocking down a recently built brick wall. Establishing the best place on a recently bricked wall to topple it and escape.

And then, doing all of that while drunk.

Mythbusters, you left us too soon.

rabbit-exe

actually, they made that episode – I have a copy of it in my basement, wanna see?

tlatotem

Would I?!

dankmemeuniversity

a-real-fast-goose

Jeff looks back at you suspiciously. Unbeknownst to you Jeff has the theory that you are an anteater. The spy vs spy-esque antics go on for 7 acts

taylor-fartnerd

Your boss eyes the two of you, he seems nervous while he slightly shakes in fear. The two of you have been doing nothing but suspecting each other the entire time. Yet you haven't even suspected the fact that,

Your boss is the anteater.

a-humble-waffle

this is so fucking surreal what the hell

alchemistic441

I FOUND THE POST IN THE WILD- FINALLY!

nothingtoeyeballhere-deactivate

Wtf is a "nude"? Someone DM me & educate me. I'm a visual learner btw.

gay-irl

involuntary-cell-biologist

you know what's weird? there's like 5 main things leftists want:

no sexism/discrimination based on sex

no racism

no exploitation

no discrimination based on gender or sexuality

no destroying the planet

and conservatives are disagreeing by calling us snowflakes/saying it's unrealistic.

kingjinxii

me: (makes another impulse purchase)

my bank account:

bhodacious-deactivated20220401

whenever you miss me just remember you had me and i wasn’t enough

petrichor-breeze-deactivated202

Just because someone carries it well, doesn’t mean it is not heavy.

c3rvida3

I hate hanging out with straight guys. My shoulder's all fuckin' bruised because they gotta punch me on the arm like a jock instead of kissing me like a man. It's insufferable.

c3rvida3

I get it, bro, the rituals are intricate, but you've punched me like twenty times. Just hold my hand.

eastegg-deactivated20200528

i think the highest form of comedy is gay people making overly specific pop culture/media references that people barely understand

ginger-ale-official

An alarm clock except the alarm is set to every time

seacow-party

we touch

visionaryness

i get

jurassic-parkranger

this feeling

sovereigntyler-deactivated20191

When the eye doctor says, “1 or 2?”

drinkyourjuiceshelby

When a mutual posts a shirtless or naked pic and I hit like on that photo because I'm rooting for them

mysharona1987

madcapzest

Acoffee shop owner once told me he raised their prices because their electric bill went “through the roof” when people with laptops started using their (three) outlets. So I looked it up: it costs $8 A YEAR to keep one whole laptop charged. He could have off set that (maybe) 50 bucks A YEAR by replacing his lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. But instead he raised his prices on coffee .50 and made an extra 200-400 bucks A DAY.

Never take what capitalists tell you for granted.

solarmorrigan

So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one morning to find a balloon and a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort of thing. A couple of people try to ask her and she says we’ll get to it. She takes role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she’ll be back in a couple of minutes

Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, y’know. Brief respite. We all sit and chat; one of the boys teasingly steals a girl’s balloon, but gives it back to her easily enough; it’s quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back, stops in the doorway, and just stares at us

After a long moment, she says, confused, “You didn’t pop the balloons.”

To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, “We’re allowed to pop them?” and immediately turns around and stabs his friend’s balloon with the pencil

There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop seatmates’ balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking her head. “I can’t believe you didn’t pop your balloons.”

Apparently we were starting Lord of the Flies that day and she wanted to demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment ever

loveharuokumura

Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom. On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we just started tackling the list of tasks. Task 1- the test. Everybody took it silently, no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two: tidy up the room. So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of the room. Task Three: Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us. So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the teacher. After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING. She was so upset we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they were too nice. She tried to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild because it meant her class didn’t get the point across