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[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

“In March I’ll be rested, caught up and human.”

— Sylvia Plath, from a letter to Aurelia Plath written c. February 1953

[itnerlude]

in 20biteen we support bi girls and their decisions, regardless of the gender of their partners

[swedit]

“They say that the loveliest angels make the cruelest demons and my darling, you were so kind and beautiful before they dragged you to hell.”

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

My brain has a tiny Thanos inside who snaps his fingers and erases half my memories at any given moment

[chrishemsworht]

Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) dir. Ron Howard

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

*posts any picture*

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[gay-irl]

[medusagirlfriend-blog]

[worst-witch-ever]

My first thought was MEDUSA and then I saw op’s url and I was like woooo

[grumsal]

[yiffmaster]

this is my fav bc an actual major cause for the fall of rome was the resistance of the wealthy to paying taxes which led to a crumbling of infrastructure but who cares about thaaaaat

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

“Feminism killed Rome” is my new favorite sentence of all time.

[priscellie]

Also ballooning military spending, a widening gap between rich and poor, religious intolerance following the Emperor’s embrace of Christianity, and lead poisoning of the water supply.

*looks at camera*

[notkatniss]

beto said fuck in his concession speech and msnbc had no delay. hashtag first lesbian president 2020

[soundsof71]

Elton John on Freddie Mercury. 

(I’m posting this less to correct the timeline portrayed in Bohemian Rhapsody, which I mostly really enjoyed, than simply to share a beautiful story that shines light on who Freddie actually was, up to the very end, via twitter.)

[agoodcartoon]

so, three dead white dudes.

[smuganimebitch]

1 - he’s trying to claim presidents that died generations before the Republican party existed

2 - you could have just claimed Licoln, Teddy Roosevelt and Eisenhower come on dude this should be easy

3 - he skipped John Adams. which is totally understandable

[luxuriant-starlight]

George Washington didn’t even belong to…. any party. He literally spoke out against the creation of political parties.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sophie531896273240810891]

her name was freddie oversteegen!

Freddie Oversteegen, Dutch resistance fighter who killed Nazis through seduction, dies at 92

The Dutch resistance was widely believed to be a man’s effort in a man’s war. If women were involved, the thinking went, they were likely doing little more than handing out anti-German pamphlets or newspapers.

Yet Freddie Oversteegen and her sister Truus, two years her senior, were rare exceptions — a pair of teenage women who took up arms against Nazi occupiers and Dutch “traitors” on the outskirts of Amsterdam. With Hannie Schaft, a onetime law student with fiery red hair, they sabotaged bridges and rail lines with dynamite, shot Nazis while riding their bikes, and donned disguises to smuggle Jewish children across the country and sometimes out of concentration camps.

In perhaps their most daring act, they seduced their targets in taverns or bars, asked if they wanted to “go for a stroll” in the forest — and “liquidated” them, as Ms. Oversteegen put it, with a pull of the trigger.

“We had to do it,” she told one interviewer. “It was a necessary evil, killing those who betrayed the good people.” When asked how many people she had killed or helped kill, she demurred: “One should not ask a soldier any of that.” […]

[map-is-not-a-real-word]

[the-gayest-dovah]

Sometimes I see a girl’s shoulders/collarbone area and I’m suddenly possessed by the spirit of a 19th century lesbian first seeing another girl removing her dress to reveal pantaloons and corset in the dorms at the all-girls boarding school her parents sent her to so she may be trained in proper etiquette

[markantonys]

me: this fun and lighthearted movie made me happy, therefore it is a good movie

film critics:

[kit-kittredges]

Listen, Neville would’ve done anything to defeat Voldemort and everything, but don’t try to convince me that the boy didn’t have a year long mental breakdown when he found out that Nagini had once been a human woman and he fucking beheaded her.

[fernythefancy]

quite cliché